Richard lll : The King in the Carpark C4 Monday

Atlantic · 04/02/13 - 22:26

Existentialist wrote: »

That Jo woman looks like a saucy minx.

I agree

planets · 04/02/13 - 22:27

MissCulture wrote: »

I am a direct descendant of Edward I (19th great-grandfather)...and my 13th great-grandmother is Elizabeth Woodville who married King Edward IV...does my DNA count at all in this?

no recent evidence suggests edward IV's father was a french archer and not the due of york!

Englishspinner · 04/02/13 - 22:27

Existentialist wrote: »

That Jo woman looks like a saucy minx.

Just don't go near her when she's holding a pickaxe

yorkiegal · 04/02/13 - 22:28

someone stabbed him up the arse!

SecretLifeoBees · 04/02/13 - 22:28

Jabbed up the arse! :eek: Charming!

littlebooties · 04/02/13 - 22:28

Buggered with a dagger!!!

Serial Lurker · 04/02/13 - 22:28

Stabbed in the arsehole.

[Deleted User] · 04/02/13 - 22:28

Mi'lady is having a good hard think about that description of his bottom...

Fairyprincess0 · 04/02/13 - 22:28

So, he was the only monarch to be stabbed up the arse?

M. Tourette · 04/02/13 - 22:29

Would you trust Nookie Bear giving you this sort of report

planets · 04/02/13 - 22:29

Fairyprincess0 wrote: »

So, he was the only monarch to be stabbed up the arse?

no edward II was killed by having a red hot poker administered rectally

[Deleted User] · 04/02/13 - 22:29

He was buggered with a dagger then? Just say it!

Serial Lurker · 04/02/13 - 22:29

Fairyprincess0 wrote: »

So, he was the only monarch to be stabbed up the arse?

Surprisingly not, if legend is to be believed.

Englishspinner · 04/02/13 - 22:29

Fairyprincess0 wrote: »

So, he was the only monarch to be stabbed up the arse?

Gadaffi suffered the same end, so to speak.

[Deleted User] · 04/02/13 - 22:29

Fairyprincess0 wrote: »

So, he was the only monarch to be stabbed up the arse?

Nope. Edward II had a red hot poker shoved where the sun don't shine.

yorkiegal · 04/02/13 - 22:29

perhaps they shoved a dagger up his bum because they all knew he was a friend of dorothy?

see how careful they were not to upset poor philippa by being too explicit.

Tiggywink · 04/02/13 - 22:30

Wonder if she regrets evers finding him.

BoiledSpoons · 04/02/13 - 22:30

Fairyprincess0 wrote: »

So, he was the only monarch to be stabbed up the arse?

Probably the only one without the aid of special creams :eek:

noelfirl · 04/02/13 - 22:30

Oh, FFS. There is no way a Beeb done documentary would have had Dan Snow do a monologue to camera about Richard's arse wounds.

Fairyprincess0 · 04/02/13 - 22:31

Keyser Soze wrote: »

Nope. Edward II had a red hot poker shoved where the sun don't shine.

Not to mention prince Edward, allegedly.

Atlantic · 04/02/13 - 22:31

Liked how the real scientists were vague about the post death buggering ... and clearly it went completely over the head of nutty woman. So at least we avoided yet another emotional outburst.

littlebooties · 04/02/13 - 22:32

This thread is hilarious.

planets · 04/02/13 - 22:32

am staggered by lack of any historical knowledge here, did no one listen in school?

MissCulture · 04/02/13 - 22:32

planets wrote: »

no recent evidence suggests edward IV's father was a french archer and not the due of york!

That's okay, I get my descent from Edward I through Elizabeth Woodville anyway....

M. Tourette · 04/02/13 - 22:33

yorkiegal wrote: »

perhaps they shoved a dagger up his bum because they all knew he was a friend of dorothy?

see how careful they were not to upset poor philippa by being too explicit.

I think your much closer than they are saying

Hey there!

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