Katie Price kidnap fears

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  • darlingdarling Posts: 9,595
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    I thought that this post was funny on the Sun site:

    Quote: The armed kidnappers planned to take her far away to an Eastern European country and hold the people of the UK to ransom - if their huge monetary demands were not paid within the month, they threatened to return her to England safe and sound.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Its her horrendous voice that really gets to me.:mad:

    Can she not just run off to Oz and do the inevitable reunion?:yawn:
  • Joey BoswellJoey Boswell Posts: 25,141
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    How much has the whip round raised - im putting a fiver in :D
  • sidsgirlsidsgirl Posts: 4,425
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    Here is Mike Wheeler's take on it. :D


    http://t.co/zqvlaRuU
  • googlekinggoogleking Posts: 15,006
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    Stupid woman!
    Basically it meant whoever planted it knew exactly where I was at all times
    ... no it didn't, it meant they knew where the ludicrous pink rangerover was at all times, that's different to knowing where you are at all times, unless you live in the thing!

    Plus the batteries on such a thing will only last a few days to a week at most, so a few days to a week is all that it would be trackable for, not the whole time since August 16th!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,834
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    Mwahahaha my guess of Russian kidnappers was correct... which could point to the fact I spend to long on these boards lol.

    I wonder if her car had a Tracker system? :D:D:D
  • Pet1986Pet1986 Posts: 7,701
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    If shes so scared of being "targeted" why the hell does she drive round in

    BRIGHT

    FKING

    NEON

    PINK

    CARS

    retarded woman makes me lose it sometimes.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Pet1986 wrote: »
    If shes so scared of being "targeted" why the hell does she drive round in

    BRIGHT

    FKING

    NEON

    PINK

    CARS

    retarded woman makes me lose it sometimes.

    I prescribe a chill pill Pet.
    Better for your health to ignore her.:)
  • Pet1986Pet1986 Posts: 7,701
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    I prescribe a chill pill Pet.
    Better for your health to ignore her.:)

    lol, i had a hot chocolate that did the trick.
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Pet1986 wrote: »
    lol, i had a hot chocolate that did the trick.

    Glad you are feeling better Pet.:D
  • AsmoAsmo Posts: 15,327
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    I wonder if it wasn't just a tracker installed as part of an upmarket alarm system, rather than anything snister. You'd think the Police would have been the first port of call rather than the press if it was.
    Still, she's going out of her way to let everyone know she drives a lurid radioactive pink Range Rover, so any prospective kidnappers will just need to climb a tree and scan the horizon if they want to know where she is at any moment.
  • sidsgirlsidsgirl Posts: 4,425
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    Asmo wrote: »
    I wonder if it wasn't just a tracker installed as part of an upmarket alarm system, rather than anything snister. You'd think the Police would have been the first port of call rather than the press if it was.
    Still, she's going out of her way to let everyone know she drives a lurid radioactive pink Range Rover, so any prospective kidnappers will just need to climb a tree and scan the horizon if they want to know where she is at any moment.[/QUOTE]


    :D:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,304
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    Just change her satnav language to chinese and she'll be lost forever
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 136
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    cazzz wrote: »
    its probably a tracking device on her car and one on pete's, maybe claire has them tracked incase they get within half a mile of each other...or secretly meet up:D

    hahaha love this idea :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,341
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    Smerph wrote: »
    If she's so concerned for her kids' safety, she should bugger off out of the limelight. Odious woman.

    if she really is concerned about the kids then maybe she shouldn't have shoved them in front of a camera from birth and have their faces plastered on the front of every low rent celeb mag going.

    They have to be the most recognisable kids of their age in the country and that's not a good thing
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Angel Dust wrote: »
    if she really is concerned about the kids then maybe she shouldn't have shoved them in front of a camera from birth and have their faces plastered on the front of every low rent celeb mag going.

    They have to be the most recognisable kids of their age in the country and that's not a good thing

    I totally agree.
    What kind of moron wants to sell images of their children?
    (JK Rowling's testament yesterday spoke volumes to me.)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,284
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    grumpyscot wrote: »
    What this woman will do to get publicity. Personally, I'd be happy to contribute to a fund that will kidnap Katie Price and not let her back on the streets / TV / newspapers / whatever.

    Why can she not do us a favour and move to the USA and make a life there?

    What did we ever do to you to warrant such an attack? :(
    So much for the "Special Relationship." :(:cry:
  • tara27tara27 Posts: 2,115
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    grumpyscot wrote: »
    What this woman will do to get publicity. Personally, I'd be happy to contribute to a fund that will kidnap Katie Price and not let her back on the streets / TV / newspapers / whatever.

    Why can she not do us a favour and move to the USA and make a life there?
    America doesn't want Jordan any more than we do!
    What did we ever do to you to warrant such an attack? :(
    So much for the "Special Relationship." :(:cry:

    Seriously guys......is it worth starting a full-scale war with the U.S. just to get rid of Jordumb ?

    HELL YES !
  • EmmersonneEmmersonne Posts: 4,532
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    Pssst.... she's in my shed :D
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Emmersonne wrote: »
    Pssst.... she's in my shed :D


    Could you please lock her in and then throw away the key.;)
  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    Could you please lock her in and then throw away the key.;)

    nooo wait until pete comes looking for her and lock the pair in together....reunited:D
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    cazzz wrote: »
    nooo wait until pete comes looking for her and lock the pair in together....reunited:D

    Brilliant idea.:D
  • cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    Brilliant idea.:D

    I know:D;) if only eh?
  • neo_walesneo_wales Posts: 13,625
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    Not a nice thing to find but I would have thought it more something a newspaper would use and not a kidnap aid.

    I think she has knocked about £20k off the value of the RR painting it pink, as a colour its just so passe n'est pas
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 230
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    Perhaps it's one she's had arranged to put on her own car. That way she can generate a story for herself why Pete goes back into the jungle - alledgedly. I don't believe a word of it.
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