tights, olive oil, watersports, ear secs, hot tubs full of lesbeans and holding hands

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• Kimmler Posts: 1,906

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  31/12/10 - 09:48 #27

  Holding hands with a woman in tights.

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• Wayne Dibbly Posts: 3,252

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  31/12/10 - 09:49 #28

  Kimmler wrote: »

  Tights are great, though my wife thinks they are evil.

  
  Thats probably because she thinks you look daft in them.

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• alfiewozere Posts: 29,508

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  31/12/10 - 09:50 #29

  Artymags wrote: »

  No - not olive oil for me - I don't like it for cooking and it ruins salads.
  Can I opt for Hellman's Mayonnaise instead?

  Hellmann's mayo will go nicely on my fried bread sausage sandwich:)

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• Kimmler Posts: 1,906

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  31/12/10 - 09:50 #30

  Wayne Dibbly wrote: »

  Thats probably because she thinks you look daft in them.

  
  
  Plus I stretch them.

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• alfiewozere Posts: 29,508

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  31/12/10 - 09:51 #31

  Kimmler wrote: »

  Plus I stretch them.

  But I bet they keep you toasty warm:)

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• alfiewozere Posts: 29,508

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  31/12/10 - 09:52 #32

  Artymags wrote: »

  I don't think I like watersports.
  I once tried waterskiing years ago but I was no good at it.

  Scuba-diving is brilliant though.

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• Zero gravitas Posts: 12,368

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  31/12/10 - 09:55 #33

  alfiewozere wrote: »

  Hellmann's mayo will go nicely on my fried bread sausage sandwich:)

  
  Stoppit stoppit stoppit!:mad:
  
  I've got a sore throat so I'm on soft foods.
  Though I could endure the discomfort for a while I suppose...

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• Kimmler Posts: 1,906

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  31/12/10 - 09:55 #34

  alfiewozere wrote: »

  But I bet they keep you toasty warm:)

  
  Bwhahahahahaha...as if you didn't know! You can't fool us sir!

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• TheEricPollard Posts: 11,582

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  31/12/10 - 10:15 #35

  alfiewozere wrote: »

  No it's not at all scary. Unlike some of the other dubious sexual terms I have been encouraged to google:o Usually whilst at work as well:eek:

  
  
  ha ha ha. I looked it up on wikipedia and survived. :eek: I love the wikipedia articles about naughty things.

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• frangipane Posts: 930

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  31/12/10 - 10:16 #36

  TheEricPollard wrote:

  Which do you prefer?

  Deffo hot tubs full of baked bians and lesbeans

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• Zero gravitas Posts: 12,368

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  31/12/10 - 10:21 #37

  frangipane wrote: »

  Deffo hot tubs full of baked bians and lesbeans

  
  One of those you can eat, but I can't remember which at the moment.

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• TheEricPollard Posts: 11,582

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  31/12/10 - 10:24 #38

  bubbly

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• winenroses Posts: 6,470

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  31/12/10 - 12:16 #39

  TheEricPollard wrote: »

  bubbly

  
  beans or lesbeans?

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• winenroses Posts: 6,470

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  31/12/10 - 12:18 #40

  Zero gravitas wrote: »

  One of those you can eat, but I can't remember which at the moment.

  
  while wearing tights?

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• Kimmler Posts: 1,906

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  31/12/10 - 12:20 #41

  winenroses wrote: »

  while wearing tights?

  
  
  In the bath?

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 22,736

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  31/12/10 - 12:21 #42

  lesbeans lol, quality typo!

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• winenroses Posts: 6,470

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  31/12/10 - 12:21 #43

  Kimmler wrote: »

  In the bath?

  
  Why not? I prefer it to ear secs myself.
  
  (Olive oil might be good for that.)

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• Kimmler Posts: 1,906

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  31/12/10 - 12:27 #44

  winenroses wrote: »

  Why not? I prefer it to ear secs myself.
  
  (Olive oil might be good for that.)

  
  
  Tights in the bath? Now that is k1nky!

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• ChasingSundays Posts: 550

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  31/12/10 - 12:28 #45

  Today most definatly tights, I am nithered today!

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• Kimmler Posts: 1,906

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  31/12/10 - 12:31 #46

  ChasingSundays wrote: »

  Today most definatly tights, I am nithered today!

  
  Explain?

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• ChasingSundays Posts: 550

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  31/12/10 - 12:32 #47

  Kimmler wrote: »

  Explain?

  
  It is cold, tights are warm.

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• alfiewozere Posts: 29,508

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  31/12/10 - 12:39 #48

  Kimmler wrote: »

  Tights in the bath? Now that is k1nky!

  Are you STILL talking about tights?:D

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 2,066

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  31/12/10 - 13:17 #49

  Warm olive oil is good for clearing the gunk out of your ears. No, not that kind of gunk!!

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  31/12/10 - 13:19 #50

  Hello:)
  
  ♫These are a few of my favourite things♫

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• alfiewozere Posts: 29,508

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  31/12/10 - 13:25 #51

  MiltonBlake wrote: »

  Hello:)
  
  ♫These are a few of my favourite things♫

  It doesn't rhyme though
  
  And I still want to know what ear secs is - is it safe to google?

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