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Bruce stole the show

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Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave. :D

This is the Bruce we all want.
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    Scorpio2Scorpio2 Posts: 5,632
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    Prepare to get destroyed. ;)
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    Janet43Janet43 Posts: 8,008
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    I'm not good remembering names and I don't have a cue card to remind me, but even I know the difference between a Darcey and a Dave.
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    ClartemClartem Posts: 2,306
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    Janet43 wrote: »
    I'm not good remembering names and I don't have a cue card to remind me, but even I know the difference between a Darcey and a Dave.

    Spot on:eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 372
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    I only watched the beginning and Bruce and especially the blond woman were cringworthy!:eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 371
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    jimthepig wrote: »
    Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave. :D

    This is the Bruce we all want.

    I'm assuming this is irony.
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    knawtitypaosknawtitypaos Posts: 452
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    Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.

    It would be fun to see how long the thread would be
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    TerryM22TerryM22 Posts: 19,463
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    jimthepig wrote: »
    Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave. :D

    This is the Bruce we all want.


    Bruce was hilarious tonight jim the 'Darcy Dave' and string vest bits definitely stole the show for Sir Bruce.
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    A.D.PA.D.P Posts: 10,383
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    knawtitypaos wrote: »
    Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.

    It would be fun to see how long the thread would be

    Bruce is not on next week.
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    A.D.PA.D.P Posts: 10,383
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    jimthepig wrote: »
    Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave. :D

    This is the Bruce we all want.

    I thought Bruce and all of the production team, pro dancers, singers, Band,the costume department, music, Tess the celebrates, and judges, were all fantastic a great team.
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    A.D.PA.D.P Posts: 10,383
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    Scorpio2 wrote: »
    Prepare to get destroyed. ;)

    Constructive comment???
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    BruciesChinBruciesChin Posts: 339
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    jimthepig wrote: »
    Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave. :D

    This is the Bruce we all want.

    Brucie was great tonight. Glad to see someone else out there in DigitalSpyLand with intelligence and taste.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 20,703
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    BruciesChin wrote: »
    Brucie was great tonight. Glad to see someone else out there in DigitalSpyLand with intelligence and taste.

    I'm proud to be a stupid person who thinks he was dreadful. :D
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    BuddyBontheNetBuddyBontheNet Posts: 28,165
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    Daisy_M wrote: »
    I'm proud to be a stupid person who thinks he was dreadful. :D

    So am I! :D
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    TerryM22TerryM22 Posts: 19,463
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    BruciesChin wrote: »
    Brucie was great tonight. Glad to see someone else out there in DigitalSpyLand with intelligence and taste.

    Here here BruciesChin, well said.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 460
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    knawtitypaos wrote: »
    Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.

    It would be fun to see how long the thread would be

    Or if the audience shouted it back to him at the end of his 'Nice to see you, to see you... p*ss-flaps!'
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    TerryM22TerryM22 Posts: 19,463
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    devil's custard wrote: »
    Or if the audience shouted it back to him at the end of his 'Nice to see you, to see you... p*ss-flaps!'

    The decent people in the Strictly audience would never shout that.
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    CamisCamis Posts: 13,552
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    A.D.P wrote: »
    Bruce is not on next week.

    Thank goodness for small mercies.
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    Doghouse RileyDoghouse Riley Posts: 32,491
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    No he didn't, but he is "stealing the money," as he's certainly poor value for what he's being paid, whatever that is.
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    CaroUKCaroUK Posts: 6,354
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    Doghouse Riley wrote: »
    No he didn't, but he is "stealing the money," as he's certainly poor value for what he's being paid, whatever that is.


    Around half a million quid I believe! Not bad for around 12 days work.
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    TerryM22TerryM22 Posts: 19,463
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    CaroUK wrote: »
    Around half a million quid I believe! Not bad for around 12 days work.

    You have to pay to get the best Carol.
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    MonaoggMonaogg Posts: 19,990
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    CaroUK wrote: »
    Around half a million quid I believe! Not bad for around 12 days work.

    Does that count his weeks off too?
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    komentaightorkomentaightor Posts: 779
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    TerryM22 wrote: »
    You have to pay to get the best Carol.

    The best what, Terry?
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    komentaightorkomentaightor Posts: 779
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    jimthepig wrote: »
    Tonight Bruce became one of my highlights of the show because his jokes were funny and I laughed my leg off when he called Darcy Dave. :D

    This is the Bruce we all want.

    This means that Bruce has FINALLY learned to read the AutoCue the right way up! This is progress, indeed.

    Well, make the most of it. No Bruce next week, and probably a great deal less of Bruce next year as old age really catches up with him. You need some energy to do this show, and his is clearly dwindling.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 257
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    Bruce is a legend - he is wonderful for his age and really entertaining too!
    We have become a sad society if we cannot value what people of all ages are able to provide. Entertainment is not all about pretty air heads.
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    pixel_pixelpixel_pixel Posts: 6,694
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    knawtitypaos wrote: »
    Someone should hijack one of his cue cards for next week and instead of the word Darcey, replace it with p**s-flaps.

    It would be fun to see how long the thread would be

    Or, 'go xxxx yourself San Diego'. That would make my entire Saturday evening complete.
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