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tonights the night for john james

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    lectorlector Posts: 827
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    #27
    Si_Crewe wrote: »
    JJ1 needs to nip down to the shops for a snorkel and some talc.

    Don't please, my sides hurt.........
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 130
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    #28
    Does he really love her though or do you think he's doing it for the cash?
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    ElvispartacusElvispartacus Posts: 1,943
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    isn't jj1 a surfer ?

    just slap her ass and ride the wave !!!!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 596
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    #30
    "my god nurse, what happened to this man, car crash?"
    "no doctor, reverse cowgirl"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,918
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    steepleton wrote: »
    i imagine it'll be like some sort of 1970's farce with him involved in increasingly ridiculous adventures to avoid josies lust storm!
    Imagine hatty jakes chasing Kenneth williams:D:D:D

    ROFL :D:D
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    SheelaghSheelagh Posts: 1,541
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    He could use his manstruating as an excuse to get out of it :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 737
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    steepleton wrote: »
    i imagine it'll be like some sort of 1970's farce with him involved in increasingly ridiculous adventures to avoid josies lust storm!
    Imagine hatty jakes chasing Kenneth williams:D:D:D

    Johnjames excuse for not being smoothed over by josie....... He's on his PERIOD.....:D
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    super bantamssuper bantams Posts: 1,466
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    Lojen wrote: »
    I think he is likely to get a sudden terrible headache and cry off sick.

    AND she will be on her period again
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    nathanscaffnathanscaff Posts: 513
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    Is then.he seeing jj2 tonight
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    ParnebParneb Posts: 5,676
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    Well, JJ1 need not worry as he has JJ2, the BOXER, to stand guard over him.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,918
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    Elvispartacus wrote: »
    isn't jj1 a surfer ?

    just slap her ass and ride the wave !!!!!!

    rofl you owe me a new screen...mine is covered in soggy kitkat :D:D
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    super bantamssuper bantams Posts: 1,466
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    Firespire wrote: »
    He went to the studios today to encourage her to stay till the end and look at what she's gone and done.

    I disagree I think BB paid him to go and if she wouldn't stay they have Mr Pepper there as well
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,823
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    steepleton wrote: »
    i imagine it'll be like some sort of 1970's farce with him involved in increasingly ridiculous adventures to avoid josies lust storm!
    Imagine hatty jakes chasing Kenneth williams:D:D:D

    :D:D:D
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    ParnebParneb Posts: 5,676
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    MSEKimberley wrote: »
    Does he really love her though or do you think he's doing it for the cash?

    Watch the whole of BB11 and there will be your answer......clear as crystal.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,918
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    Luckydipper wrote: »
    Johnjames excuse for not being smoothed over by josie....... He's on his PERIOD.....:D

    :D :eek: :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25,501
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    nathanscaff wrote: »
    Is then.he seeing jj2 tonight

    Eh? In English please?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,447
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    Josie we should just take things slowly because we've only just both come out and we still won't know if it's all real until all the public interest has died down......

    You can just hear crab eyes now can't you, anything to get out of a kiss
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 535
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    This is a bit crude, but I'll blame my brother, he said it when he saw Josie ..........."definitely built for comfort, not for speed":o:o:o:D
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    lectorlector Posts: 827
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    irishmaura wrote: »
    This is a bit crude, but I'll blame my brother, he said it when he saw Josie ..........."definitely built for comfort, not for speed":o:o:o:D

    Scooter bird

    Quite fun to ride every now and again but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on it.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 918
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    I never thought I'd say this but I think I feel sorry for him :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    This is going to be one hell of a headlock - not sure he'll extract himself from the weight of her lust this time!!! :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 918
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    OhDamm wrote: »
    Josie we should just take things slowly because we've only just both come out and we still won't know if it's all real until all the public interest has died down......

    You can just hear crab eyes now can't you, anything to get out of a kiss

    Except the fair maiden is going to demand more of a kiss this time!!! :D:D:D:eek::eek::eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,868
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    ''Not tonight darling, I have a headache''
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    lector wrote: »
    Scooter bird

    Quite fun to ride every now and again but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on it.

    and people say Josie is disgusting
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 596
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    GerriP wrote: »
    and people say Josie is disgusting

    meh, i've said worse about boys. social politics is ugly work!
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    revolver44revolver44 Posts: 22,766
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    steepleton wrote: »
    i imagine it'll be like some sort of 1970's farce with him involved in increasingly ridiculous adventures to avoid josies lust storm!
    Imagine hatty jakes chasing Kenneth williams:D:D:D

    PMSL I can just imagine him tonight shouting "Ooh no Matron!" :D
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