Not totally sure what that is.
If it's one of these obsessive one direction fans, definitely not.
Just bored, if anything
A Ziam is a 1D fan who firmly believes Zayn (the one that got kicked out) and Liam are a love-struck, secretly-closeted couple. This is despite the fact Zayn has had nothing but heterosexual relationships, cheated on his fiancée with a woman or three, and his song lyrics are all about shagging women. Same with Liam, several long-term relationships with women, yet secretly in love with his bandmate. Ziams aren't quite as batshit as Larries, but they're out there. The person sitting next to you on the tube could be one
Quite where Cheryl and Gigi, Zayn's girlfriend, fit into this scenario I'm not sure - probably on Simon Cowell's payroll, getting a wage to be beards.
Ooh how exciting, the pram has been delivered Does this mean Baby Tweedy-Payne is here?:o
Or has a bored journalist simply put a photo of Cheryl and Liam next to a photo of a Silver Cross delivery van driving somewhere unidentifiable, and written an article for shit and giggles (and clickbait)?
I guess by the lack of appearances by Cheryl lately means something has happened or is imminently going to happen?
She's probably lost the pregnancy glow she had, and now has an enormous belly, puffy ankles, varicose veins and dyspepsia, and has no wish to be photographed looking anything other than glamorous.
Alternatively, the baby is here and she is furiously working out to get back into her size 4 jeans before being seen in public again.
I am eagerly anticipating the day Liam posts a picture of himself with Cheryl and their child. The reaction of the Larries and the Ziams is going to be priceless.
At least Freddie is on American soil, most of the time, in a gated community, inaccessible to the majority of the batshit crazy wannabe baby killers. There were a few that were discussing upending the pram onto the pavement, so certain were they the pram contained a reborn doll.
Poor Baby Tweedy-Payne won't have the same level of security. There's probably a couple of them masquerading as cleaners at The Portland Hospital, and another posse hiding out in her coal cellar
She's probably lost the pregnancy glow she had, and now has an enormous belly, puffy ankles, varicose veins and dyspepsia, and has no wish to be photographed looking anything other than glamorous.
Alternatively, the baby is here and she is furiously working out to get back into her size 4 jeans before being seen in public again.
Thanks for reminding me.
I used to drink Gaviscon straight from the bottle.
Really hope that everything goes well for Cheryl as it is a very magical time for any woman.:)
Thanks for reminding me.
I used to drink Gaviscon straight from the bottle.
Really hope that everything goes well for Cheryl as it is a very magical time for any woman.:)
My sister was the same, with a bottle of Senokot syrup added into the mix for constipation which caused piles (Sorry sis, if you're reading )
But I completely agree, it's a magical time and I hope Cheryl and Liam's baby is born healthy and happy, and brings them contentment and joy.
They are under no obligation to supply photos of their little one to the media, although if they don't, the batshit crazies will insist there is no baby, and it's all a stunt designed to cover up Cheryl being in a relationship with Kimberley and Liam being in a relationship with Zayn
That looks so ludicrous written down!!
Anyway Cheryl, get a move on, I have some Aldi champagne chilling in the fridge ready to toast Baby Tweedy-Payne. :wine:
How's your baby grandchild getting on, Granny Diamond?
My mate hates one direction she will only believe it when cheryl confirms it
What have the rest of One Direction got to do with it? She's not dating all of them, only dull as ditchwater Liam. Sorry Liam, but you are the Gary Barlow of the group, a good vocalist, talented songwriter but charisma-free - in my opinion only, before the fandom comes for me
Imagine the hate she would get if she was dating everyone's favourite, Harry? She'd have gone into hiding the minute the line on the stick turned blue
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I don't know :santahatdude:
Why the Santa?
he's cheeky i suppose
here it is https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/ChuckyDoll.jpg
So cute.
Are you a ZIAM by any chance?
Not totally sure what that is.
If it's one of these obsessive one direction fans, definitely not.
Just bored, if anything
Quite where Cheryl and Gigi, Zayn's girlfriend, fit into this scenario I'm not sure - probably on Simon Cowell's payroll, getting a wage to be beards.
Ooh how exciting, the pram has been delivered
Or has a bored journalist simply put a photo of Cheryl and Liam next to a photo of a Silver Cross delivery van driving somewhere unidentifiable, and written an article for shit and giggles (and clickbait)?
Alternatively, the baby is here and she is furiously working out to get back into her size 4 jeans before being seen in public again.
At least Freddie is on American soil, most of the time, in a gated community, inaccessible to the majority of the batshit crazy wannabe baby killers. There were a few that were discussing upending the pram onto the pavement, so certain were they the pram contained a reborn doll.
Poor Baby Tweedy-Payne won't have the same level of security. There's probably a couple of them masquerading as cleaners at The Portland Hospital, and another posse hiding out in her coal cellar
Thanks for reminding me.
I used to drink Gaviscon straight from the bottle.
Really hope that everything goes well for Cheryl as it is a very magical time for any woman.:)
But I completely agree, it's a magical time and I hope Cheryl and Liam's baby is born healthy and happy, and brings them contentment and joy.
They are under no obligation to supply photos of their little one to the media, although if they don't, the batshit crazies will insist there is no baby, and it's all a stunt designed to cover up Cheryl being in a relationship with Kimberley and Liam being in a relationship with Zayn
That looks so ludicrous written down!!
Anyway Cheryl, get a move on, I have some Aldi champagne chilling in the fridge ready to toast Baby Tweedy-Payne. :wine:
How's your baby grandchild getting on, Granny Diamond?
You need new mates.
That's not an insult at me is it
Only 1d tinhatters - Ziams and Larries - think Cheryl isn't pregnant. Sounds like your mate might be one of them and living in a fantasy world.
Does she think Cheryl has put on loads of weight all in one place or that she's wearing a fake bump?
Via association, maybe.
You need to tell your mate that Cheryl has confirmed it but without coming out and saying it. Just looking at her is all the confirmation anyone needs
Imagine the hate she would get if she was dating everyone's favourite, Harry? She'd have gone into hiding the minute the line on the stick turned blue