The Saturday night steak bake munching male Cilla Black with the spray on hair, he's a right knob.
The super smug Bill the Beekeeper and FFS just show us yer fanny Susannah Reid and her mug placement tease = MR and MRS Knob
The hyperactive twerking and gurning bus pass owning teenage granny hybrid that is Davina McGiffin. Double Knob.
Dominic 'conshhhumer' Littlewood (talentless gnome with bizarre speech impediment)
Matt Baker (annoying, over enthusiastic, hand waving, earnest yet dull)
Jeremy Kyle (just plain annoying and smug)
Jimmy Carr (see above)
Andy Parsons (see above)
Piers Morgan (see above x 1 billion)
Eammon Holmes (annoying and over-represented in so many ways)
Jonathan Ross (over rated, unfunny, but no insight on either)
Vernon Kay (need I say more?)
Richard Hammond (Annoying little rodent. No idea how he even got a on TV, send back to the laboratory for further experiments)
Adrian Chiles (dull, smug, dull, smug, dull, morose, dull and dull. Did I mention dull? or smug?)
Gok Wan (oh dear)
Matt Dawson (where do I start?)
^^ This, this and a million times this. Glad you did this list, saves me doing it. If anyone from your list from hell comes on my television, it's immediately turned over or off. With the only exception being Richard Hammond. Although I can't stand him, I do enjoy Top Gear. So I have to suffer the little rodent.
The only addition I would make is Matthew Wright. Can't abide him either.
It really boggles the mind why these teeth grinding people stay on television. They must know that many of the viewing public can't stand the sight of them.
Louie Spence
Dominic Littlewood
Matt Dawson
Jack Whitehall
Jamie Oliver
James Corden
Peter Kay
Richard Hammond
Jeremy Kyle
Nik Grimshaw
Matt Allwright
Gok Wan
Nick Knowles
Some may say I'm being a bit harsh on Matt Allwright, and maybe he's an okay bloke in real life, but if there's one thing I cannot stand on television is that holier than thou sarcastically smug presenting style which makes out that the presenter is somehow a better person, and that just by being sarcastic in itself can pass itself off as being humorous.
That's why Nik Grimshaw, Nick Knowles and Richard Hammond are in my list. But in their case I can't imagine that I'd like them in real life either.
The 'Oo I'm so camp and naughty' Alan Carr- just because his sole 'talent' is getting laughs from cheap smut
Stephen Fry because I don't like the way he is presented as an intellectual educating the ignorant public plus I just find him creepy. When news broke of his marriage to a 27 year old I had to close my eyes and think of England. Shudders......
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I'm not a violent person, but i'd kick her right in the fanny.
Horribly unfunny ..one trick pony.
The super smug Bill the Beekeeper and FFS just show us yer fanny Susannah Reid and her mug placement tease = MR and MRS Knob
The hyperactive twerking and gurning bus pass owning teenage granny hybrid that is Davina McGiffin. Double Knob.
He basically is running around like a Rabid Chimp
^^ This, this and a million times this. Glad you did this list, saves me doing it. If anyone from your list from hell comes on my television, it's immediately turned over or off. With the only exception being Richard Hammond. Although I can't stand him, I do enjoy Top Gear. So I have to suffer the little rodent.
The only addition I would make is Matthew Wright. Can't abide him either.
It really boggles the mind why these teeth grinding people stay on television. They must know that many of the viewing public can't stand the sight of them.
Louie Spence
Dominic Littlewood
Matt Dawson
Jack Whitehall
Jamie Oliver
James Corden
Peter Kay
Richard Hammond
Jeremy Kyle
Nik Grimshaw
Matt Allwright
Gok Wan
Nick Knowles
Some may say I'm being a bit harsh on Matt Allwright, and maybe he's an okay bloke in real life, but if there's one thing I cannot stand on television is that holier than thou sarcastically smug presenting style which makes out that the presenter is somehow a better person, and that just by being sarcastic in itself can pass itself off as being humorous.
That's why Nik Grimshaw, Nick Knowles and Richard Hammond are in my list. But in their case I can't imagine that I'd like them in real life either.
Richard Hammond - I like Top Gear but agreed, he is an insufferable little pillock.
Dishonourable mentions to -
Piers Moron
Keith Lemon
Dermot O'Leary
Jeremy Kyle
Simon Cowell
Neil Morrissey
John Barrowman
Jamie Oliver
Peter Andre
......And any of these alleged 'comedians' who appear on the panel of QI.
http://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/72112380/former-england-halfback-matt-dawson-mocks-all-blacks-with-the-hakarena
Thinks we switch on to watch him, rather than the weather forecast.
Woof!
Dermot O'Dreary
Ben Shepherd
Ricky Gervais
Keith Lemon
Julian Clary
Jeremy Kyle
James Corden
Anyone on the loose women panel
Victoria Coren Mitchell
Esther Rantzen
Gloria Hunniford
Katie Price
Kay Burley
Stephen Fry because I don't like the way he is presented as an intellectual educating the ignorant public plus I just find him creepy. When news broke of his marriage to a 27 year old I had to close my eyes and think of England. Shudders......