In Germany, when at the deli counter and you have a child with you, the child near enough always gets a slice of some meat/sausage. Usually to shut it up from screaming or asking stupid questions.
I used to work with a lovely Mancunian Pakistani girl who used to bring in ones made by her mother. Awful to work with but those samosas were lush :eek:
In Germany, when at the deli counter and you have a child with you, the child near enough always gets a slice of some meat/sausage. Usually to shut it up from screaming or asking stupid questions.
You can ask to taste cheese or cooked meats there, if there's something you have never eaten. Olives too.
I used to work with a lovely Mancunian Pakistani girl who used to bring in ones made by her mother. Awful to work with but those samosas were lush :eek:
The Chicken Hut takeaway near us sells samosas and an Indian lady near us makes them for them every day and they're lovely.
Chris, let's just say that this woman actually exists and what you say is (partly) true. Why didn't you just man up? You need to tell her you're going through a divorce, ask what time she finishes and see if she wants to grab a quick drink afterwards? The worst thing that could happen is she says no, however, the best thing is that you could be having 'little Chris' polished by some hot thing 20 years your junior.
Chris, let's just say that this woman actually exists and what you say is (partly) true. Why didn't you just man up? You need to tell her you're going through a divorce, ask what time she finishes and see if she wants to grab a quick drink afterwards? The worst thing that could happen is she says no, however, the best thing is that you could be having 'little Chris' polished by some hot thing 20 years your junior.
Do the maths.
I think I'll do that. She asked if I was married so I said "Well separated but living still in the same house" and she said "so you're like a free man, can do what you like then, date etc?" I said "yeah, suppose so"
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I can recommend the Finest turkey breast as it's proper turkey, no added water and such like the pre-packed stuff.
Okay then well I'll just chill and go in as normal, no more or no less often. Not going tomorrow anyway.
I used to work with a lovely Mancunian Pakistani girl who used to bring in ones made by her mother. Awful to work with but those samosas were lush :eek:
You can ask to taste cheese or cooked meats there, if there's something you have never eaten. Olives too.
The Chicken Hut takeaway near us sells samosas and an Indian lady near us makes them for them every day and they're lovely.
sounds delicious Chris.. wish i had a secret admirer at my local deli..
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Not very healthy though. Tesco's aren't bad. My Indian neighbour gave me some once and OMG they were SO HOT! :eek:
And now I'm mopping tea off my keyboard - thanks!
Please, this is a serious thread.
Well you may have. Do you go to one often?
You should go for it :cool:
I'd like to and my wife couldn't care less. She wishes I'd get someone else.
maybe in you head, based on past form you can understand peoples reaction.
If you really want to put this girl off then just tell you you have your cats to keep you company and are not looking for anybody else at the moment.
I have no idea what that's even about. Never heard the joke and nothing to do with me relating this true experience.
Do the maths.
Love it though!
I think I'll do that. She asked if I was married so I said "Well separated but living still in the same house" and she said "so you're like a free man, can do what you like then, date etc?" I said "yeah, suppose so"
I am offended and saddened that you think this is a wind-up as it's not.
Sure it's not.
yes at MORRISONS CHRIS.. but alas i always ger served by a thug of a man..