But to be fair, the membership fees are less than £15 per month, so you'd probably expect a tiny crap gym for that money. The grand entrance is probably actually a bonus!
I wonder where they got that figure from? I know things are cheaper up North but gym memberships here start at around £35 per month.
I'm planning to set up a gym like Kal's.
It'll be £11-99 a month to join which I think is an absolute steal.
I've no premises or equipment like, but my 'gym' is going to be the local field, where my patrons can choose between doing sit-ups or push-ups - or in Gail's case, following Nick around.
Like Kal, I've got two oil drums and I've arranged for a seedy old bloke to come along and ogle everybody whilst he worries about my love life.
So I'm thinking all in all, it's a sure-fire winner.
I'm also going to be providing my old boxing gloves, in case I take a fancy to somebody's missus and want to push them too hard.
This time next year I envisage having a whole chain of fields ... ahem ... I mean gyms.
I'm planning to set up a gym like Kal's.
It'll be £11-99 a month to join which I think is an absolute steal.
I've no premises or equipment like, but my 'gym' is going to be the local field, where my patrons can choose between doing sit-ups or push-ups - or in Gail's case, following Nick around.
Like Kal, I've got two oil drums and I've arranged for a seedy old bloke to come along and ogle everybody whilst he worries about my love life.
So I'm thinking all in all, it's a sure-fire winner.
I'm also going to be providing my old boxing gloves, in case I take a fancy to somebody's missus and want to push them too hard.
This time next year I envisage having a whole chain of fields ... ahem ... I mean gyms.
Where do I join...
Sounds like proper good Gym to me... the ones oop ere are crap and full of fat sweaty birds...
I mean... only yesterday I was sat at some traffic lights outside Bannatynes in town and this massive fat bird came shuffling out... all sweaty and panting...
Oh... I thought she must have been having a good work out... until I saw the sign behind her which read... Bannatynes Breakfast Deals...
I'm planning to set up a gym like Kal's.
It'll be £11-99 a month to join which I think is an absolute steal.
I've no premises or equipment like, but my 'gym' is going to be the local field, where my patrons can choose between doing sit-ups or push-ups - or in Gail's case, following Nick around.
Like Kal, I've got two oil drums and I've arranged for a seedy old bloke to come along and ogle everybody whilst he worries about my love life.
So I'm thinking all in all, it's a sure-fire winner.
I'm also going to be providing my old boxing gloves, in case I take a fancy to somebody's missus and want to push them too hard.
This time next year I envisage having a whole chain of fields ... ahem ... I mean gyms.
:D:D
I take you'll specialise in one on one work outs Uncle Q?
But to be fair, the membership fees are less than £15 per month, so you'd probably expect a tiny crap gym for that money. The grand entrance is probably actually a bonus!
I wonder where they got that figure from? I know things are cheaper up North but gym memberships here start at around £35 per month.
Gym fees are about £15 a month here but only for weekdays till 4pm.
Just catching up on yesterday's Corrie. How ridiculous is that gym?!! How many gyms do you know where you walk in off the street and the machines and workout area are right opposite reception for all to see?! Bring back Acorn Antiques' Gym and Leisure Centre!!
Yes!!!! This is exactly how me and my flatmate refer to it. When Acorn Antiques added a leisure centre, and everyone was suddenly walking round in head bands and leotards. the best bit was suddenly seeing Gail in there! I want Norris to turn up in full on Mrs Overall gym wear!!!
Yes!!!! This is exactly how me and my flatmate refer to it. When Acorn Antiques added a leisure centre, and everyone was suddenly walking round in head bands and leotards. the best bit was suddenly seeing Gail in there! I want Norris to turn up in full on Mrs Overall gym wear!!!
It took so little time to make it into a gym too.
The way they talk it is a massive place....... wouldn't be surprised if there is mention of a pool there too!
It took so little time to make it into a gym too.
The way they talk it is a massive place....... wouldn't be surprised if there is mention of a pool there too!
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I'm planning to set up a gym like Kal's.
It'll be £11-99 a month to join which I think is an absolute steal.
I've no premises or equipment like, but my 'gym' is going to be the local field, where my patrons can choose between doing sit-ups or push-ups - or in Gail's case, following Nick around.
Like Kal, I've got two oil drums and I've arranged for a seedy old bloke to come along and ogle everybody whilst he worries about my love life.
So I'm thinking all in all, it's a sure-fire winner.
I'm also going to be providing my old boxing gloves, in case I take a fancy to somebody's missus and want to push them too hard.
This time next year I envisage having a whole chain of fields ... ahem ... I mean gyms.
Where do I join...
Sounds like proper good Gym to me... the ones oop ere are crap and full of fat sweaty birds...
I mean... only yesterday I was sat at some traffic lights outside Bannatynes in town and this massive fat bird came shuffling out... all sweaty and panting...
Oh... I thought she must have been having a good work out... until I saw the sign behind her which read... Bannatynes Breakfast Deals...
I think there are about five pieces of equipment in the whole gym! And where does Gail go for her self defence class? The broom cupboard
There's a half decent sized wash basin in the loo.
Perving over Nick
:D:D
I take you'll specialise in one on one work outs Uncle Q?
Gym fees are about £15 a month here but only for weekdays till 4pm.
The gym is better than most of the characters :D
when he did the topless waiter in the bistro I felt embarrassed for him.. he didn't look like he worked out at all!
The one I use is https://www.thegymgroup.com
how did the residents ever manage without the state of the art spacious gym
I'm still waiting for Deidre to join .....wonder if they have a smoking area
Not necessary - there are ashtrays attached to all the equipment.
Yes!!!! This is exactly how me and my flatmate refer to it. When Acorn Antiques added a leisure centre, and everyone was suddenly walking round in head bands and leotards. the best bit was suddenly seeing Gail in there! I want Norris to turn up in full on Mrs Overall gym wear!!!
A lumpy leotard with water wings!!!!
And Queen Reet turning up thinking she's Jane Fonda from the 80s!
The way they talk it is a massive place....... wouldn't be surprised if there is mention of a pool there too!
Perhaps Fizz in the pool in her bikini?
"Let's get physical!" with Jason Grimshaw and Gary Windass in the background