Davina's Opening Line

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 27
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    "I hate whitey"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 87,224
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    Your voting paid for this frock, so get calling !
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,384
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    ''Another 3 months for a chance to line the pockets of a bunch of faceless execs...BB is back !! ''
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 87,224
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    Nikki will be entering the house in two minutes.
    No, wait, don't turn over to The Apprentice, I beg you.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,124
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    Look into my eyes, you are very sleeping, now your under my control, cancel everything, watch C4 now as we need the ratings.... BB is BACK!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,223
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    "Let the Games Begin.."
  • ghostangelghostangel Posts: 3,317
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    yas eybdoog ot eht remmus gib rehtorb si kcab.
  • Steady40Steady40 Posts: 2,095
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    ghostangel wrote: »
    yas eybdoog ot eht remmus gib rehtorb si kcab.

    Say goodbye to the summer big brother is back

    I'm smart :D
  • ChairmanMeowChairmanMeow Posts: 1,170
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    "Warning - this programme may contain scenes of explicit violence, sexual activity and sexual violence."
    I expect nothing less!
  • ghostangelghostangel Posts: 3,317
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    Steady40 wrote: »
    Say goodbye to the summer big brother is back

    I'm smart :D

    very quick. :D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,920
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    "I only do it for the money"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 55
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    The BNP, The KKK, Adolf Hitler......... *grin* Lightweights (credits)
  • InMyArmsInMyArms Posts: 50,766
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    Big Brother is back ........ but this year it will be like no other.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    He's been nice, he's been evil and he's been twisted. Can the housemates prepare themselves for what will happen next?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 939
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    'Viewers you have 16 seconds to say goodbye to the summer, Big Brother's coming to get you'
  • CornchipsCornchips Posts: 68,879
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    Welcome to the house of fun - or maybe not.
  • AchtungAchtung Posts: 10,480
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    "I'm sorry Ofcom have cancelled Big Brother because someone in the crowd just farted - sorry".
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,587
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    After todays reports. Were not ready for you lot come backin 2 weeks timeand we will be ready with hm who chanel 4 are happy with see you then:D
  • phonixphonix Posts: 5,266
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    "Rich house, poor house or cardboard box?"

    or

    "Welcome to Big Brother: Official Sponsors of OFCOM"
  • phonixphonix Posts: 5,266
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    Achtung wrote: »
    "I'm sorry Ofcom have cancelled Big Brother because someone in the crowd just farted - sorry".

    The thing is, if the fart was audible you could GUARENTEE that at least one person WOULD phone on the grounds of offence against taste.
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    By the looks of the state of the outside of the house:

    "Go away we've not finished decorating"

    http://www.bbspy.co.uk/news/data/upimages/newbbdoor.jpg

    It looks like its been wrapped in tin foil
  • phonixphonix Posts: 5,266
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    tom0101 wrote: »
    By the looks of the state of the outside of the house:

    "Go away we've not finished decorating"

    http://www.bbspy.co.uk/news/data/upimages/newbbdoor.jpg

    It looks like its been wrapped in tin foil

    "beep, beep ting. Its time to cook those housemates"

    :eek:
  • Chisato GeesteChisato Geeste Posts: 20,654
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    "We would like to apologise for any offence caused by our dressing up racism as entertainment and then denying that it exsited...only kidding look who's going back in!

    *gurns*

    *moves to reveal Jade wearing a KKK hood, Jack dressed as a Nazi, Jackiey dressed as Derek Laud and Nikki wearing a bunny girl outfit with a thong up her ass.*

    *salivating crowd members begin to pass out with excitement before shouting "f*ck you OFCOM" in unison.

    *credits roll*
  • phonixphonix Posts: 5,266
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    "We would like to apologise for any offence caused by our dressing up racism as entertainment and then denying that it exsited...only kidding look who's going back in!

    *gurns*

    *moves to reveal Jade wearing a KKK hood, Jack dressed as a Nazi, Jackiey dressed as Derek Laud and Nikki wearing a bunny girl outfit with a thong up her ass.*

    *salivating crowd members begin to pass out with excitement before shouting "f*ck you OFCOM" in unison.

    *credits roll*

    *applauds*
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 812
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    I like the one on the Channel4 website:

    "It's moving in day!"

    :)
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