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I reckon that the queen's speach is written for her by some ******** in the Houses of Parliament (one day, an angry mob WILL storm the Houses of Parliament resulting in a load of dead politicians). One day she';ll speak her own mind but the politicians'll arrange a Princess Diana 'accident' for her if she so much as critises them.
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    dylan99dylan99 Posts: 10,004
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    was the censored word ul im in at i ?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,881
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    The Government does write the Queen's Speech. And as for the rest. Oh dear...
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    FroodFrood Posts: 13,180
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    I can't believe how people can get so 'worked up' about this anyway.

    Pointless individual witters on for a few minutes and the sycophants lap it up.

    "What a lovely speech" they say as is she even cares about it.
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    tongs ya basstongs ya bass Posts: 731
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    The English Queen you mean
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,920
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    Just popped in to wish MI5 and GCHQ a very merry xmas,
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    SkycladSkyclad Posts: 3,946
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    motsy wrote: »
    I reckon that the queen's speach is written for her by some ******** in the Houses of Parliament (one day, an angry mob WILL storm the Houses of Parliament resulting in a load of dead politicians). One day she';ll speak her own mind but the politicians'll arrange a Princess Diana 'accident' for her if she so much as critises them.

    Who wrote your speech?
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    LudwigVonDrakeLudwigVonDrake Posts: 12,836
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    Thanks for wasting 15 seconds of my life OP.
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    Bom Diddly WoBom Diddly Wo Posts: 14,094
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    motsy wrote: »
    I reckon that the queen's speach is written for her by some ******** in the Houses of Parliament (one day, an angry mob WILL storm the Houses of Parliament resulting in a load of dead politicians). One day she';ll speak her own mind but the politicians'll arrange a Princess Diana 'accident' for her if she so much as critises them.

    What? Do you think that the Queen is secretly on our side but is being told to tow the line by the Govt.
    The Queen and her family haven't got the first idea about what life is like for her "subjects" and care even less. They've had their head in the nosebag for so long they think that's how it should be.
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    ackeracker Posts: 8,809
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    I get annoyed by the spelling police on ds but ffs its "speech".....really not difficult.
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    tongs ya bass wrote: »
    The English Queen you mean

    I thought she was German.
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    CXC3000CXC3000 Posts: 10,258
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    acker wrote: »
    I get annoyed by the spelling police on ds but ffs its "speech".....really not difficult.

    I agree.

    Makes me so mad :mad:
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    albertdalbertd Posts: 14,362
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    Rafer wrote: »
    I thought she was German.
    Rather diluted surely, was her mum not Scottish?
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    EspressoEspresso Posts: 18,047
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    Rafer wrote: »
    I thought she was German.

    How can she be German when she and both of her parents were born in Britain?
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    Espresso wrote: »
    How can she be German when she and both of her parents were born in Britain?

    Ancestry.
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    EspressoEspresso Posts: 18,047
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    Rafer wrote: »
    Ancestry.

    Everyone in this country has foreign ancestors. Is no one British who lives here, then?
    How very, very odd.
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    alan29alan29 Posts: 34,643
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    The Queen's Peach? Should we be discussing that in public?
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    Espresso wrote: »
    Everyone in this country has foreign ancestors. Is no one British who lives here, then?
    How very, very odd.


    It's more a reaction to post 5 that stated that the queen was English as opposed to British.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,881
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    Espresso wrote: »
    Everyone in this country has foreign ancestors. Is no one British who lives here, then?
    How very, very odd.

    If you look at the history of the British Isles we kept getting invaded. So a high percentage of people will have foreign ancestry at some point in their family tree.
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    EspressoEspresso Posts: 18,047
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    Rafer wrote: »
    It's more a reaction to post 5 that stated that the queen was English as opposed to British.

    I see. So mentioning ancestry was just a ruse, was it?
    Very oblique.
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    CaxtonCaxton Posts: 28,881
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    One asks exactly what IS a speach, my spell-checker does not recognise it?
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    what the crabsticks is a speach?
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    Rose BuddRose Budd Posts: 4,178
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    acker wrote: »
    I get annoyed by the spelling police on ds but ffs its "speech".....really not difficult.

    exactly, didn't bother to read the rest
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    Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Do you mean the Quean ?
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    Babe Rainbow wrote: »
    Do you mean the Quean ?

    isn't that a type of veggie meat
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    Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Billy_Value wrote: »
    isn't that a type of veggie meat

    Nahhh Phil the Greek would never go veggie ;)
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