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Hollyoaks a suspension of reality
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There seems to be a thread on Coronation St and Eastenders but not one on Hollyoaks. Maybe its because most of it suspends reality most of the time :rolleyes:
Obviously the Warren coming back from the dead is a biggie, but also everyone's reaction to him. In real life everyone would have the screaming ab dabs, call the police and or/ take him down.
The custody of Tom is a joke, he was barely related to Steph as she was only married to his brother for 5 minutes and he's got nothing to do with Frankie and Jack at all. Social services would have been called ages ago and the kid would have been given some counselling at least.
The school kids ages, I'm so confused about this one but I'm sure Duncan said he lied about his age and said he was a year younger (which NO teenager boy would ever, ever do). Yet he was always seen with the other kids at school and in class, did he even lie to the school about his age?
Also isn't Anita meant to be 18? No way in real life would she hang around with 15 year old Bart and Jasmine/Jason.
There are loads more, including Warren and Darren disposing of a body in front of the pub, and Nancy going into the woods in the night with a stranger when her best friend had been killed the same way the day before.
Can anyone think of any others?
Obviously the Warren coming back from the dead is a biggie, but also everyone's reaction to him. In real life everyone would have the screaming ab dabs, call the police and or/ take him down.
The custody of Tom is a joke, he was barely related to Steph as she was only married to his brother for 5 minutes and he's got nothing to do with Frankie and Jack at all. Social services would have been called ages ago and the kid would have been given some counselling at least.
The school kids ages, I'm so confused about this one but I'm sure Duncan said he lied about his age and said he was a year younger (which NO teenager boy would ever, ever do). Yet he was always seen with the other kids at school and in class, did he even lie to the school about his age?
Also isn't Anita meant to be 18? No way in real life would she hang around with 15 year old Bart and Jasmine/Jason.
There are loads more, including Warren and Darren disposing of a body in front of the pub, and Nancy going into the woods in the night with a stranger when her best friend had been killed the same way the day before.
Can anyone think of any others?
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LOL. You'd be lucky to fit a rubber duck in that pond, never mind row a blooming boat on it!
Anita is 17, but I don't see how her being friends with Bart/Jasmine is unrealistic, I know people friends with others 2 years younger than them.
I think he was 17 in September so that would mean he is in lower 6th with Ricky.
Anita is friends with Rae and Theresa too both her own age. Her and Jas have built up a bond from both not being happy with who they are and dealing with bullies so of course Anita is trying to help.
I agree about the pond obviously a plot device for someone to find the body with Warren's credit card.
The Silas thing bugs me. Him trying to kill Nancy after leaving the pub with her surely if had got round to killing questions would be asked who the last person to have seen her was?And everyone in the pub would of seen her with him.
Same when he tried to get rid of Lee if he had succeeded surely Lee would of mentioned Silas was walking her home.
The river has always been a pond, hence the name of the pub - The Dog on the pond, there's a river/ lake type thing near by though where Newt tried to commit suicide and I think there's a stream running through the forest.
It is unusual for an older girl to hang around with younger guys constantly, usually it's older guys trying to pick up younger girls.
If it was only once or twice, it would be fine, but it's all the time, hanging around with Duncan is fine, as they are the same age, but to hang around with Bart etc is weird. i don't understand why Lee is hanging around with people about 6 years younger than him, now that is wrong.
Because they're all students, live in halls together/live in the same village. You would naturally hang around with people you live with in halls if you got on.
I'm talking about Ricky, Duncan, Bart etc
not Darren and Leanne
Because he's managing the band.
Does she even think about her daughter?
The 'pond' also has boats on it, I'm sure it joins to a main river though.
I know - so ridiculously funny!
I wonder where Warren took the car to torch it - the pub car park maybe? All of 50 yards away.
When they said Amber was only 12 when she started . I was all goggle-eyed
And Riley was giving Seth driving lessons! If Riley is only 17 surely he wouldn't be able to since he would have only just got his own licence.
I was shocked,she must be 15 at the very least!
And how old is Finn supposed to be?
According to his profile on the E4 site and Wikipedia he is and that would be consistent with Carl trying to make sure he gets his break as a Premier League footballer.
Also Seth, Jasmine and Riley don't look or sound anything like each other. It was the same with the Deans.
It's also rather strange how nearly everyone in HO looks gorgeous....