I cant believe there is a question over the footballer being fired.
Imagine if plumbers did the same?
I will reserve a padded cell for him in my asylum.
I have actually forgotten the bit leading up to the punchline.
Can you imagine if Andy Murray was leaping over the net & taking a bite of Federer every time he was pissed off. :eek:
Can't imagine a plumber would have many customers if he went around biting chunks out of them! :eek:
I suspect your asylum is gonna be full!
Wasn't it something along the lines of how would you pronounce 'Edward Woodward', without using the 'D's'. It was just a really silly joke which grew legs the more you thought of it.
Can you imagine if Andy Murray was leaping over the net & taking a bite of Federer every time he was pissed off. :eek:
Can't imagine a plumber would have many customers if he went around biting chunks out of them! :eek:
I suspect your asylum is gonna be full!
Wasn't it something along the lines of how would you pronounce 'Edward Woodward', without using the 'D's'. It was just a really silly joke which grew legs the more you thought of it.
Yes, i think it might have just been "why does Edward Woodward have three Ds in his name?":D
Can you imagine if Andy Murray was leaping over the net & taking a bite of Federer every time he was pissed off. :eek:
Can't imagine a plumber would have many customers if he went around biting chunks out of them! :eek:
I suspect your asylum is gonna be full!
Wasn't it something along the lines of how would you pronounce 'Edward Woodward', without using the 'D's'. It was just a really silly joke which grew legs the more you thought of it.
If Andy Murray was clearing his nose and throat as often as some of the footballers do - especially at Wimbledon (!) he'd be disqualified!! Similarly if a plumber came into your home and did the same, he'd soon run out of work:rolleyes:
Gorgeous sunny day here! Just put the second load of washing out and am about to make yoghurt drops in the dehydrator. I made some on Saturday and they were swooped on at the picnic yesterday, we barely got a couple each...
Arte, maybe there is a retail opportunity in all this dehydrating? Mybe you could start a whole new industry and become a millionaire?:cool:
Why has the word bath in my post appeared in green and if your mouse goes near it a full page ad for a cleaning product comes up ?......brilliant that :eek:
Yes all of us here have them.;)
We were looking at these the other day, i didnt know nipples were regional unless its something to do with the genetic make up of the city. Do Irish people have pinker nipples?
The nice spotty ones in the shops are *spits* plastic but there is someone on ebay selling lovely thick leather ones.
Yes all of us here have them.;)
We were looking at these the other day, i didnt know nipples were regional unless its something to do with the genetic make up of the city. Do Irish people have pinker nipples?
I see Liz Jones in the mail had a hand job.
I think I might need an extension on my asylum.
I though you most likely would have had them done. Did you have them done at the same time as the Scouse brow?
I didn't know that either. TBF I don't think I've ever seen Irish nipples, so I'm not really in a position to answer that!
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Can't imagine a plumber would have many customers if he went around biting chunks out of them! :eek:
I suspect your asylum is gonna be full!
Wasn't it something along the lines of how would you pronounce 'Edward Woodward', without using the 'D's'. It was just a really silly joke which grew legs the more you thought of it.
If Andy Murray was clearing his nose and throat as often as some of the footballers do - especially at Wimbledon (!) he'd be disqualified!! Similarly if a plumber came into your home and did the same, he'd soon run out of work:rolleyes:
Final episode of Broadchurch tonight :cool::D
*feels inexplicably deprived* I would like to get one of those coloured satchels, except that they probably are heavy and don't hold much... Koolage :cool::D
The difficult thing would be not eating it all before it went on sale...
Eeeuuuuwwwwww.....** shudders **:eek::eek:
OMG! :eek:
Not quite the words I used! :eek::D
lol
Errrrrrr.....................NO!
Who are these idiots.....:(
We were looking at these the other day, i didnt know nipples were regional unless its something to do with the genetic make up of the city. Do Irish people have pinker nipples? I see Liz Jones in the mail had a hand job. I think I might need an extension on my asylum.
nope. Boob job. Nose job. Hand job.
If they worry about a few wrinkles now, wait till they get old, they will look like a transparent drum skin stretched to breaking point, nutters.
Oh you can easily change your birth certificate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be7rBgc-OEE
ah maybe i just have a dirty mind :eek::D:p
I see at the end it said Broadchurch will be back:D
Morning Flora.
Shall I keep your name on the nipple list?
I didn't know that either. TBF I don't think I've ever seen Irish nipples, so I'm not really in a position to answer that!
Yup.......it's all go nowadays.
Morning SR
I think I will give the nipple enhancement a miss so you can remove my name but thanks for the offer