Atos declares Ramesses II fit for work.
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A government spokesman staunchly defended the controversial decision by remarking that although the Great Pharaoh had been dead for over three thousand years his corpse was in remarkably good condition where it lies in a hermetically sealed case in Cairo's Egyptian Museum.
"I am quite sure with the correct motivation Mr Ramesses could get a job, perhaps part time in his local McDonalds." Said Mr Adolph Heydrich Goering yesterday "The lazy, scrounging, workshy bastard." He added.
"I am quite sure with the correct motivation Mr Ramesses could get a job, perhaps part time in his local McDonalds." Said Mr Adolph Heydrich Goering yesterday "The lazy, scrounging, workshy bastard." He added.
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I just could not resist.
You should have tried! ;-)
Just wait to see how long your thread takes to get locked, as unfit for purpose!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j6e9_-w9aA
(Assuming King Ramses is based on him)
Good one!
or the Daily Mash?
We all wish you had tried harder mate. :cool:
Good work, Ram.
Well maybe when the gag is so obvious it doesn't quite work .. for me anyway
Well, there's the flaw in your story. Since when has ATOS had jurisdiction over an Egyptian citizen on their own soil?
I think this is just a petty attempt to slur the organisation.
You would have been better using The Piltdown Man instead.
Mind you, he was proven to be a hoax as well.
Nah, that's always funny.
I have this problem with people who come out with bollocks like 'all of us' when nobody asked me jack shit - and besides, people had already posted their appreciation before that comment went up.