Oversized pube

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  • FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    kay

    :rolleyes:
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    kitty86 wrote: »
    Run!

    Go!

    Now!

    Before it's too late :o:cry:
    HELP ME :o:o:o:o:o
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    James and the giant pube...
  • anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    jzee wrote: »
    I just went to measure it, but it's gone, it's escaped :cry:!!
    jzee wrote: »
    HELP ME :o:o:o:o:o

    Come to Granny I'll protect you my love! BAD PUBE.....:D:D:D:D
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    You should call the pube Ben + then sing the Michael Jackson song to it...
  • FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    ... is this discussion and where it's lead (with it escaping and jzee needing help) really happening?

    Dude... are you OK?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    Oh dear.
  • CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    jzee wrote: »
    I just went to measure it, but it's gone, it's escaped :cry:!!
    which emergency service do we need to alert first? Can it swim? Do we need to alert the coastguard? Does it have a passport? etc
    I think it's not going to be caught now, the pubic sector workers have gone on holiday for Easter
  • kitty86kitty86 Posts: 7,034
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    which emergency service do we need to alert first? Can it swim? Do we need to alert the coastguard? Does it have a passport? etc
    I think it's not going to be caught now, the pubic sector workers have gone on holiday for Easter

    It's almost like it had planned this all along, bank holiday weekend, and a big bad pube on the loose.

    Coincidence? I think not.
  • MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    jzee wrote: »
    I just went to measure it, but it's gone, it's escaped :cry:!!

    Perhaps it was a centipede, come in from the garden. If you are ginger, that could be it, case solved.
  • anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    kitty86 wrote: »
    It's almost like it had planned this all along, bank holiday weekend, and a big bad pube on the loose.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    Hunt the pube? Good for our lovely JZee! New slant on an Easter egg hunt which I heartily endorse. :D
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    which emergency service do we need to alert first? Can it swim? Do we need to alert the coastguard? Does it have a passport? etc
    I think it's not going to be caught now, the pubic sector workers have gone on holiday for Easter

    :o The day of the pubes :o
  • agrainofsandagrainofsand Posts: 8,693
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    The pube should be dropped onto a remote island to be hunted by millionaire gun enthusiasts...
  • anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    Why are we now in Chatter and has Jzee got lost in the great hunt? Come on search party please! :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,348
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    jzee wrote: »
    Is this unusual?

    Is it like a spider's leg?
  • deans6571deans6571 Posts: 6,137
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    ....and why do they always seem to know when to stop growing? How do they know when to stop and they don't just carry on growing and growing - like the hair on your head would do if you didn't cut it?! :confused:
  • anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    deans6571 wrote: »
    ....and why do they always seem to know when to stop growing? How do they know when to stop and they don't just carry on growing and growing - like the hair on your head would do if you didn't cut it?! :confused:

    Really? Oh dear:o:o:o
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