Jonah Hex - starred Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Michael Fassbender. All brilliant actors so this should have been a great watch. I know they got well paid for this unfathomable mess but I was cringing with embarrassment for them throughout.
I finally watched The Expendables the other night, Lol oh my god. Is Dolph Lundgren supposed to be using in it or something???I It's more like in every scene he's just realised he forgot to use his Tesco Clubcard and gets mildly deranged over it!!!! He couldn't even play He-Man for god's sake lol. Checked it out admiring the nostalgic element of these ageing stars but FFS it's bad.
As well as The Happening, and The Dark of the Moon, and Terminator: Salvation, I will add Source Code to the list of zee worst films of all time.
That ending, is just so bad, it's close to perverted. I can't actually believe the actors agreed to that ending. It's pretty much the worst ending i've ever seen to a film.
Could I launch a kind of pre-emptive strike for the upcoming Naomi Watts 'Diana' movie? Just the trailer has caused me great distress and indeed physical pain. A clean sweep at the Raspberries is my guess..
And, it would appear, everybody else's guess. Apart from the Express of course...:rolleyes:
Guest house paridiso (only ones there and ended up having sex instead)
Shrek 4
Puss in boots
Ice age 4
Terminator 4
Batman and robin
Spiderman 3
Robocop 3
Oceans 12
Grease 2
It's not 'so bad it's good' or 'high concept idea that didn't work out' or 'gendre of film I don't like', it's just absolutely dreadful in every respect.
I watched an absolutely God-awful film on Singapore tv last week which was the worst ever.
Adam Sandler shags his teacher as a 13 year old boy, and then has to bond with the child some 20 years later to get myoney or something. I stopped paying attention, lost the will to live and just turned off the TV.
I can't even remember what it was called and I have no intention of googling to find out
I watched an absolutely God-awful film on Singapore tv last week which was the worst ever. Adam Sandler shags his teacher as a 13 year old boy, and then has to bond with the child some 20 years later to get myoney or something. I stopped paying attention, lost the will to live and just turned off the TV.
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bib: right there, that should have been your first clue.
It's a toss up between Lawnmower Man 2 or The Omega Code (starring Casper Van Dien) both are awful movies, really badly written and struggle to be coherent.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlock_(film)
Just don;t think either film is funny.
Now, I'm sure there's an odd one out in the above list but I can't for the life of me think what it is...
Oceans Twelve
Watchmen
Tears of the Sun
Book of Eli
Machete
Flight of the Phoenix (new version)
RED
The Grey
Man On A Ledge
That ending, is just so bad, it's close to perverted. I can't actually believe the actors agreed to that ending. It's pretty much the worst ending i've ever seen to a film.
And, it would appear, everybody else's guess. Apart from the Express of course...:rolleyes:
Shrek 4
Puss in boots
Ice age 4
Terminator 4
Batman and robin
Spiderman 3
Robocop 3
Oceans 12
Grease 2
Btw i love the cable guy.
if you would like to watch some bad films please watch
atomic tornado
volcano in new yourk
or worse
SPICE GIRLS THE MOVIE
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0373400/
It's not 'so bad it's good' or 'high concept idea that didn't work out' or 'gendre of film I don't like', it's just absolutely dreadful in every respect.
Adam Sandler shags his teacher as a 13 year old boy, and then has to bond with the child some 20 years later to get myoney or something. I stopped paying attention, lost the will to live and just turned off the TV.
I can't even remember what it was called and I have no intention of googling to find out
bib: right there, that should have been your first clue.
Terrible - horrible man, with his brother (mental illness)
Chases kids through the wilderness
Their dad, breaks out of prison, to rescue them
Horribly predicatable at every turn