Is it true that all of life's problems can be solved with WD40 and Duct Tape?
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" If it moves and it shouldn’t, you need duct tape. And if it doesn’t move and it should, you need WD40.”
I was speaking to my mate MacGyver and he said that i should carry some duct tape and WD40 around with me at all times, just in case.
Unwanted hair - Save your waxing money and apply some duct tape to your fuzz. A quick, and very painful, flick of the wrist, and voila, smooth and red skin (if there's any skin left).
Flies bothering your cows - A quick spray of WD40 keeps flies at bay.
Forgot your bra - Underpin your boobs with swathes of duct tape. Be creative, lift and separate. Some women may need the jumbo roll for this.
Friction slowing you down - Coat the aluminium slide in the childrens playground with WD40 and watch the kids reach terminal velocity when descending. A well placed puddle at the end of the slide helps in braking.
Can you give me a few examples of things that could be fixed with WD40 and Duct Tape and maybe an example of something they can't fix.
I was speaking to my mate MacGyver and he said that i should carry some duct tape and WD40 around with me at all times, just in case.
Unwanted hair - Save your waxing money and apply some duct tape to your fuzz. A quick, and very painful, flick of the wrist, and voila, smooth and red skin (if there's any skin left).
Flies bothering your cows - A quick spray of WD40 keeps flies at bay.
Forgot your bra - Underpin your boobs with swathes of duct tape. Be creative, lift and separate. Some women may need the jumbo roll for this.
Friction slowing you down - Coat the aluminium slide in the childrens playground with WD40 and watch the kids reach terminal velocity when descending. A well placed puddle at the end of the slide helps in braking.
Can you give me a few examples of things that could be fixed with WD40 and Duct Tape and maybe an example of something they can't fix.
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Duct tape it completely and rip the fur off - then spray naked creature with WD40 and they'll just slide off.:)
That doesn't work though.
Has the frying pan's handle fallen off? Duct tape. Need to make an omelette but there's no cooking oil? WD40 to the rescue.
But those are for the rare occasions where duct tape or WD40 don't apply
Duct tape is the answer.
Ahhh, percussive maintenance.
Duct tape underpants are great whilst adorned but removal is troublesome to say the least. I probably should have sprayed the inside with WD40 to aid extirpation.
It's the same for the duct tape hair band, looks great for a bit, bugger to get off.
Mind, sprayed beforehand with WD40 it just slides off like a normal hairband. And you'd need a couple of grips.
Mould duct tape into a teacup shape, attach a little duct tape handle, spay inside duct tape teacup with WD40 and for those who like the bag inside, fashion a duct tape tea bag.
Good try.
Just doesn't taste the same though.
Duct tape sugar cubes are terribly chewy I would imagine.
And can fix a broken heart.
From the macro, to the micro...
Embarrassed when you fart in public? Just put duct tape over your..........
Thanks OP, we've been missing a seriously funny thread for a while now. This is brilliant.
If you squirted WD40 into your anus doesn't that mean your farts won't squeak so there is no need to be embarrassed in public. You could fart away to your hearts content with no incriminating sounds to locate the culprit.
I believe it was made using technology from the Roswell crash.
I once accidently walked on a new carpet with bitumen on my shoes, after trying a multitude of cleaners with no success I sprayed wd40 on it, it removed the bitumen quite easily, which was good.
It did leave the carpet stinking of fish though, which wasn't so good.:(
duck/gaffa tap plus wd40 is all you need.
Plus a mullet and a Swiss army knife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKTNWI0eYJ4
Yep, I spilled nearly a whole tin of gloss paint on a carpet. It got rid of that.