Pre-eclampsia and blood loss. Like 1000's of women all over the world.
Proper pre-eclampsia? Or were they worried about the possibility of pre-eclampsia? Excuse my cynicism but I still remember the Chantelle Houghton "I had heart failure which actually turned out to be flu" story.
Someone put on the DM website "Are Katona, Jordan and Michelle Heaton et al capable of giving birth without 'almost dying' every time?", which is a good point.
I suppose "My Traumatic Birth Hell" makes for a decent OK pay packet.
Proper pre-eclampsia? Or were they worried about the possibility of pre-eclampsia? Excuse my cynicism but I still remember the Chantelle Houghton "I had heart failure which actually turned out to be flu" story.
Bur she nearly DIED!!!
I see she's managed to bag herself another reality show. Her 4th?
I wonder how many more children she will have? She still isn't that old. She seems to have made having babies and flogging the news to whatever publication or grubby little TV show will have her into her career.
As for anything else I might have to say about her, I think I need to heed the wise words of "if you can't say anything nice..."
Edit - of COURSE she has managed to get herself another reality show. The media do love scraping the bottom of that barrel.
Pre-eclampsia and blood loss. Like 1000's of women all over the world.
Rule of thumb. Desperate famewh0re zelebs (and their partners) never have normal, straightforward births. There's always some sort of "trauma" or "emergency dash" because "It was grand. Baby popped out after a few hours of uneventful labour." doesn't sell chav rags like OK, New, Now etc.
Hmm- name not being revealed, details of "traumatic" birth not being revealed........ Can anyone smell an OK! World Exclusive with Stunning Words and Pictures?
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Probably because she's actually with the father of the baby? Whenever they split up, she will be resigned back to the same place the other 4 are...
I suspect the baby popped out demanding curry and chips, one of Katona's favourites, so panic set in as daddy had to go out and find a chip shop open
Pre-eclampsia and blood loss. Like 1000's of women all over the world.
Proper pre-eclampsia? Or were they worried about the possibility of pre-eclampsia? Excuse my cynicism but I still remember the Chantelle Houghton "I had heart failure which actually turned out to be flu" story.
I suppose "My Traumatic Birth Hell" makes for a decent OK pay packet.
It's taken years to be this cynical
Bur she nearly DIED!!!
I see she's managed to bag herself another reality show. Her 4th?
As for anything else I might have to say about her, I think I need to heed the wise words of "if you can't say anything nice..."
Edit - of COURSE she has managed to get herself another reality show. The media do love scraping the bottom of that barrel.
Can't stand the name Dylan for some reason, and I suppose Jorge is a "creative" spelling for George?
Or the Spanish, in which the J has a hard H sound as well as the G.
Isn't Dylan a Welsh male name?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2610093/Kerry-Katona-introduces-newborn-daughter-Dylan-Jorge-Rose.html
That's fair enough, in that case.
Horrid woman
Or DJ...?
Yes, he was God of the sea.
So predictable.......:D And the placenta "burst"? Is that Katona-speak for placental abruption?
Morally?