Probably the most z list twitter row ever

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2313757/Chanelle-Hayes-hits-ex-BFF-Chantelle-Houghton-Jade-Goody-rant.html

Chantelle vs Chanelle in a row over Jack and Jade. Could it get any more low rent?
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  • Goldbear86Goldbear86 Posts: 1,141
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    I'm confused. I thought Chanelle and Jack were no longer together?:confused:

    Or did Chantelle go out with him? I can't keep up.
  • gpkgpk Posts: 10,206
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    channelle is unhinged.:eek: why she keeps bringing the children into her online spats is beyond me. especially, now after learning from that article that jack is not even the father of channelle`s son. the irony though of chantelle condemning another twitter user for shocking online behaviour is truly hilarious.
  • CitizenofPhobosCitizenofPhobos Posts: 1,677
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    ...That Chanelle lass hasn't really aged well!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2313757/Chanelle-Hayes-hits-ex-BFF-Chantelle-Houghton-Jade-Goody-rant.html

    Chantelle vs Chanelle in a row over Jack and Jade. Could it get any more low rent?

    Oh god I'm just blinded by the trash.
  • quasimoronquasimoron Posts: 20,996
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    Its like watching a row between Pinky and Perky, but with less intelligible content.
  • zummigummizummigummi Posts: 320
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    Whatever happened to Chanelle's Big Brother nemisis Charley Uchea? is she still famous even on Z list standards?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,347
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    I have no sympathy for Chanelle whatsoever if she is with that idiot Tweed(leDUMB). Not only that, but she keeps going back for more :eek:
  • YaffiYukYaffiYuk Posts: 1,167
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    Is it too late to enter those Daily Mail pics of them onto the Facebook page Sluts Embarrassing Themselves?
  • di60di60 Posts: 5,432
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    I have no sympathy for Chanelle whatsoever if she is with that idiot Tweed(leDUMB). Not only that, but she keeps going back for more :eek:

    and considering she has in the past referred to him as a "diseased d!ck" that is pure self destruction...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,177
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    Including Dolly (a baby) in the 'walking in her shoes' remark is just weird.
  • Ivy RoseIvy Rose Posts: 318
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    Chanelle used to bore the pants off me with her Victoria Beckham obsession back in the day.

    All these people are pathetic and sad, though. The dregs of society.
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,195
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    I don't know who these people are. It seems like a good thing.
  • lotty27lotty27 Posts: 17,858
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    What's Chanelle done to herself? She was a lovely looking girl now she looks a fright! If it wasn't for the other clothes she's wearing in that pic on the article I'd have thought she was dressed up for Halloween! What's with the too dark hair and heavy eyebrows?! :eek:
  • GoatyGoaty Posts: 7,776
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    Only one thing in common is "T"
  • Ivy RoseIvy Rose Posts: 318
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    dee123 wrote: »
    I don't know who these people are. It seems like a good thing.

    It is. Jack Tweed is a particularly disgusting individual.
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    dee123 wrote: »
    I don't know who these people are. It seems like a good thing.

    Claims to fame are:

    Chantelle - Being brilliant at carrying Boots bags whilst doing a sad face rather like this -> :(

    Chanelle - being obsessed with Posh Spice and shagging Mini Me

    Jade Goody - Late reality tv *star* with more money than sense

    Jack Tweed - Hanger on husband of the above. Fond of punching people in the face, whacking kids with golf clubs and p*ssing on pool tables in his local

    So, yes, you're not missing much
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    I read the whole thing then realised I had them mixed up and had to re-read it.
  • FlannoFlanno Posts: 1,427
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    lotty27 wrote: »
    What's Chanelle done to herself? She was a lovely looking girl now she looks a fright! If it wasn't for the other clothes she's wearing in that pic on the article I'd have thought she was dressed up for Halloween! What's with the too dark hair and heavy eyebrows?! :eek:

    Chanelle's always had a screw loose in her head since we first saw her on BB8 yonks ago. Looks like she's getting more desperate to make herself more attractive.

    I pity her son having to wake up & see his mother that way every morning 'til he's old enough to leave home one day.
  • AlrightmateAlrightmate Posts: 73,120
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    Chanelle, Chantelle, do they churn these people out from a z-list factory conveyor belt?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 813
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    lotty27 wrote: »
    What's Chanelle done to herself? She was a lovely looking girl now she looks a fright! If it wasn't for the other clothes she's wearing in that pic on the article I'd have thought she was dressed up for Halloween! What's with the too dark hair and heavy eyebrows?! :eek:

    Why do some girls think that having two large black caterpillars above their eyes is a good look? I like strong brows, but having it so thick and dark looks so tacky and horrible. :confused:
  • Slow_LorisSlow_Loris Posts: 24,845
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    Remembering Chanelle from Big Brother 8 she was really not very bright and just seemed to want to cause arguments for no reason.
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,195
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Claims to fame are:

    Chantelle - Being brilliant at carrying Boots bags whilst doing a sad face rather like this -> :(

    Chanelle - being obsessed with Posh Spice and shagging Mini Me

    Jade Goody - Late reality tv *star* with more money than sense

    Jack Tweed - Hanger on husband of the above. Fond of punching people in the face, whacking kids with golf clubs and p*ssing on pool tables in his local

    So, yes, you're not missing much

    Thanks. I have heard of Jane Goody but the rest? Nope.
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    Claims to fame are:

    Chantelle - Being brilliant at carrying Boots bags whilst doing a sad face rather like this -> :(

    Chanelle - being obsessed with Posh Spice and shagging Mini Me

    Jade Goody - Late reality tv *star* with more money than sense

    Jack Tweed - Hanger on husband of the above. Fond of punching people in the face, whacking kids with golf clubs and p*ssing on pool tables in his local

    So, yes, you're not missing much





    Best summary evah:D

    But you're clearly a vile jellus bully.....
  • Mommie DearestMommie Dearest Posts: 412
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    did I miss something? Chanelle shagged Verne Troyer???!!!
  • whatever54whatever54 Posts: 6,456
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    did I miss something? Chanelle shagged Verne Troyer???!!!

    That was news to me too:eek: but according to the Daily Star she did
    http://www.mtv.co.uk/news/big-brother/91300-chanelle-and-verne-have-sex
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