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How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

ScottnoodleScottnoodle Posts: 1,011
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They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Scottnoodle wrote: »
    They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

    Hahahaha :D:D

    I know I shouldn't laugh... but it was funny. :o
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    SecretLifeoBeesSecretLifeoBees Posts: 50,920
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    Oooh you'll get struck down by a thunderbolt for that you know :eek:
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    TrinitrotolueneTrinitrotoluene Posts: 1,571
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    I can already hear the DS morality brigade approaching lol!
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    muguguymanmuguguyman Posts: 3,808
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    Brilliant! Love it! :D:D:D

    I thought it might have been hard to tell what with it coming out blood red and everything afterwards!
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    SnozzwanglerSnozzwangler Posts: 82,750
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    :eek: :o:o

    :p

    :eek: :o:p
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Trinitrotoluene wrote: »
    I can already hear the DS morality brigade approaching lol!

    There's a whole army of them over that hill, look. :eek: :eek: :D
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    SecretLifeoBeesSecretLifeoBees Posts: 50,920
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    kassiknorr wrote: »
    There's a whole army of them over that hill, look. :eek: :eek: :D

    Bar the door :D:D:D
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    SnozzwanglerSnozzwangler Posts: 82,750
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    It's your back passage that's gaping.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    SecretLifeoBees wrote: »
    Bar the door :D:D:D

    They look mad :eek: :D:o
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    muguguymanmuguguyman Posts: 3,808
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    Uh oh! They've got a tank and are armed with thousands of copies of the Daily Express! :eek:
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    timboytimboy Posts: 30,094
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    If we are doing Di jokes......

    How did Diana like her ice cream?
    Whipped, by Walls.
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    PamelaLPamelaL Posts: 67,688
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    What a bunch of Chicken Lickens you lot are. :D
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    Gladys07Gladys07 Posts: 505
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    As that joke ( with various names) has been doing the rounds for decades, I shouldn't think anyone will be too bothered.

    Boredom with it's repetition would be the only issue.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    muguguyman wrote: »
    Uh oh! They've got a tank and are armed with thousands of copies of the Daily Express! :eek:

    Well, I had a good life. Might as well go out in a bang of newspapers and tanks. :D:D
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    muguguymanmuguguyman Posts: 3,808
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    kassiknorr wrote: »
    Well, I had a good life. Might as well go out in a bang of newspapers and tanks. :D:D

    Same here. At least I might achieve one goal - being called 'anti-Diana scum' by the gutter press in an article written by one Mr. M al-Fayed. :D
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    whoever,heywhoever,hey Posts: 30,992
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    Scottnoodle wrote: »
    They found her head and shoulders in the glove box.

    Lol :D
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    muguguyman wrote: »
    Same here. At least I might achieve one goal - being called 'anti-Diana scum' by the gutter press in an article written by one Mr. M al-Fayed. :D

    Ooh, I have never been in the paper before. This would be my chance to get noticed. :D:D:D
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    CaxtonCaxton Posts: 28,881
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    Most of those "jokes" died nearly ten years ago:mad: They were not particularly funny then and even less so now :mad:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,533
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    Caxton wrote: »
    Most of those "jokes" died nearly ten years ago:mad:

    Along with Diana?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 25,366
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    I kid you not, in the Mail on Sunday yesterday, I saw an advert offering a CD of "Diana's favourities tunes from her life and funeral"
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    laura_saulafanlaura_saulafan Posts: 2,302
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    Not that I haven't heard these all before, but I think that's so disrespectful. You don't have to like the woman, but making stupid jokes like that is just sick.

    If anyone were to joke like that about Madeleine McCann or something, i'd bet you'd all go mental.
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    Gladys07Gladys07 Posts: 505
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    laura_saulafan wrote: »
    Not that I haven't heard these all before, but I think that's so disrespectful. You don't have to like the woman, but making stupid jokes like that is just sick.

    If anyone were to joke like that about Madeleine McCann or something, i'd bet you'd all go mental.



    But nobody IS making that joke about Madeleine are they?
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    laura_saulafanlaura_saulafan Posts: 2,302
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    Gladys07 wrote: »
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    But nobody IS making that joke about Madeleine are they?

    I said a joke LIKE that.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 90
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    These Head & Shoulder gags emanate from the time of the Challenger Space Shuttle disaster (~1980s), or even earlier - no doubt some bore will correct me - substitute Kirsty (?) (young female teacher on board Shuttle) for Princess Di.

    Another one: What was the last thing that went though Kirsty's mind - Sheet Metal <Guffaw!> :o:D

    What was the last thing that Kirsty said - Don't touch that Bu....! <Chortle!> :o:D

    There's a million of them - just like the bits of Kirsty on the beach !:eek: :o:D

    etc, etc, etc
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 754
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    My goodness did some people sense of humor die with Diana? Her funeral was a complete pantomime not much unlike her life, but now shes dead no one is allowed to make a joke about her?
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