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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,713
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    IrishChick wrote: »
    I used to think the Westlife song flying without wings was, some find a chair every morning. the actual lyric is some find it sharing every morning

    OMG I sing Chair!!! Can't believe its not chair!!
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    marcina bolanmarcina bolan Posts: 645
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    bump! I'm in tears laughing at all these
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    MsWilder11MsWilder11 Posts: 13,498
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    When I was a kid, I used to watch Abba Gold on video, and when Super Trouper used to come on I thought the line was- I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco.

    Turned out it was Glasgow, not Tesco...
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    FanFromHollandFanFromHolland Posts: 5,987
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    Alexandra Burke - Broken Heels

    I heard : Ladies take the biggest c*ck:o

    Appearently it was Ladies Take the biggest Cut :eek:
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    FanFromHollandFanFromHolland Posts: 5,987
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    sarahj1986 wrote: »
    Iaz Replay...

    Shorties like a melody in my ear
    now we cant be broke now we shake it down
    nah nah nah every day
    like my eyeballs stuck on replay

    lol I dunno what hes meant to be singing!


    It's
    Shawtie's like a melody in my head
    And i can't keep on, got me singing like

    Nananana everyday, it's like my ipod's stuck on replay

    Something like that
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    musicismylifemusicismylife Posts: 242
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    I thought (at first) Alexandra's 'broken heels' was "Whatever comes around baby i'll take the biggest c*ck". In many ways it still sounds like that :D

    Also, "My arms are stabbed" in Amy Winehouse's 'back to black' when infact its "my odds are stacked"
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    JOEHEREJOEHERE Posts: 2,970
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    Auld Lang Syne

    Misheard: Should all the great times be forgot.

    Actual: Should auld acquaintance be forgot.
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    Dr. LinusDr. Linus Posts: 6,445
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    And I'll set fire....to Lorraine!
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    bbclassicsbbclassics Posts: 7,806
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    Like someone mentioned early on I wasnt sure what they were saying in Prefab Sprout's King of Rock n Roll song I always used to think it was
    Hot Dog Jumping frog, Albert Cookie lol I don't know who Albert Cookie is, I was imagined him to be a Profesor. It should be Albuquerque.

    I thought that David Guetta song was 'Sexy Kitten'

    Someone else said earlier about that Nightcrawlers song, I always thought he was saying 'We were lied to again, they lied to us', I still have no idea what he really is saying though.

    In the song Apologize by OneRepublic my little bro always thought the guy sung
    It's too late to call a job
    when really it's 'too late to apologize' , no idea how he heard that haha.

    And the song Motorcycle Emptiness by Manic Street Preachers I have absolutely no idea what he is singing, its sounds like jibberish to me although I love that song.

    I had a friend who thought Underpass by John Foxx was called Underpants.
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    Multimedia81Multimedia81 Posts: 83,405
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    On Tom Robinson's Warbaby, the lyric All this stabbing and wounding - only getting my own back often sounds like All this stabbing and wounding - only getting my own bath
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    KingsyKingsy Posts: 1,721
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    It's gotta be Dynamite

    "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying ehhh oh, I'm Galileo" / "gotta let go"
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    Smiley433Smiley433 Posts: 7,900
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    The Corrs singing "Leave Me Breakfast" (Breathless).
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    Renegade MasterRenegade Master Posts: 913
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    I can see clearly now Lorraine is gone.
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    MsWilder11 wrote: »
    When I was a kid, I used to watch Abba Gold on video, and when Super Trouper used to come on I thought the line was- I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Tesco.

    Turned out it was Glasgow, not Tesco...

    Hahahaha :D
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    Renegade MasterRenegade Master Posts: 913
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    Oasis - Don't look back in anger

    Misheard - You said the brain I had went to my head
    Actual - you said the brain I had weren't in my head


    Alice Deejay - Better off alone

    Misheard - do you think you're better rofl lol
    Actual - do you think you're better off alone


    Vengaboys - We like to party

    Misheard - New York to San Francisco, we're in a midweek disco

    Actual - New York to San Francisco, an intercity disco
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    dammitbatman!!dammitbatman!! Posts: 140
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    I thought (at first) Alexandra's 'broken heels' was "Whatever comes around baby i'll take the biggest c*ck". In many ways it still sounds like that :D

    Also, "My arms are stabbed" in Amy Winehouse's 'back to black' when infact its "my odds are stacked"

    OMG, that is hilarious!! laughing so hard at that :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 308
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    Mant years ago, a radio one DJ (Simon Mayo, I think) had listeners calling in with their favourite misheard lyrics, and since then, I cant listen to Billie Jean without hearing

    " for forty days and forty nights I was on the cider"
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    Hav_mor91Hav_mor91 Posts: 17,183
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    sidewinder sleeps tonight always wonder why michael stipe was calling chad baker home

    Its because it's call her when you wake her up :p
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    GoosebeeGoosebee Posts: 5,293
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    Cant quite believe these two are not on here yet...firstly the saturday's "issues" I used to think it said: "Don't know if i should stab you or kiss you!"- It's actually slap.

    Secondly my personal favourite- Gala, freed from desire. Hand's up who else though it said, my love has got his money he's got his trumbelis? and not his "Strong beliefs" as the case may be...used to sing that at the top of my voice!!
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    hellsTinkerbellhellsTinkerbell Posts: 9,871
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    I sometimes find it hard to understand what Lady Gaga sings. Bad Romance is a good example of this. Maybe it's me, but I thought she was shouting jibberish "Baju ba roma" when she says "I want your romance."

    I always thought it was rara ohhh lala.
    Well thats what i still sing .
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    hellsTinkerbellhellsTinkerbell Posts: 9,871
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    Mant years ago, a radio one DJ (Simon Mayo, I think) had listeners calling in with their favourite misheard lyrics, and since then, I cant listen to Billie Jean without hearing

    " for forty days and forty nights I was on the cider"

    Or what i heard...."for forty days and nights she was a tramp"
    I loved the song but thats what it sounded like mj was singing.
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    Dr. LinusDr. Linus Posts: 6,445
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    I always used to get confused about "The Man Who Can't Moved" by The Script.

    It reallllly sounds like he's saying:
    "One day you'll wake up and find the jaundice in me,
    When your heart starts to wonder where all the stir-fry can be"
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    MaksonMakson Posts: 30,489
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    The Corrs - Only When I Sleep
    "..it's moving from within, and clutches at my breast:o"
    I only recently found out she is actually saying "breath" after 15 years lol.
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    November_RainNovember_Rain Posts: 9,145
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    CeeO wrote: »
    When I was a nipper I always thought YMCA was 'roll out the ape'

    I used to think it was "why I'm seeing." :o

    I also thought When Love Takes Over by Kelly Rowland was "the winner takes over."
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 46
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    Girls Aloud: Call the Shots

    I used to think Nadine was saying "put your face on the bed and call the shots now"

    It's more like "raising the bets and call the shots now"

    Diana Vickers was on XFactor performing one of her own songs, having allegedly ripped the chorus off the RHCP and someone put subtitles to it on youtube, its funny

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnOsAI_XuLs

    Maybe instead of ripped off I should say they sound similar.
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