Obviously a cooking show with our friend Kelty. It's for all the family, with a segment called Kelty's Kids, where Kelty kneels down and teaches children about cooking, with a whimsical story and fun finger food.
That's So Kelty!
Reality show with Kelty and his family. The opening credits finish with Kelty shrugging to the camera, and laughing. Being a stay-at-home-dad-about-town is hard work but he loves it!
Urgh, I loathe steak tartare. I used to work in a restaurant in France where we served it, the customers loved it, but yuk, not my thing at all. I don't object to raw meat, but we served it with raw egg as well which was just too much!
Why do they always give Kelty hints and tips while he is prepping?
Last time he was told not to use the raspberries, this time are you sure about the vinegar and it's happened before when he can't decide and is just navel gazing.
Did anyone else think that the chef (don't know his name) helped Pip quite a bit and seemed to favour her over Lucy while cooking? He seemed to be watching her and commenting all the time.
Way too much tears tonight. My rule - anyone who proper blubs is eliminated with extreme prejudice. Instantly. Sniffles are acceptable, just barely though.
Did laugh at Ian Curley playing the panto villain, though.
Obviously a cooking show with our friend Kelty. It's for all the family, with a segment called Kelty's Kids, where Kelty kneels down and teaches children about cooking, with a whimsical story and fun finger food.
That's So Kelty!
Reality show with Kelty and his family. The opening credits finish with Kelty shrugging to the camera, and laughing. Being a stay-at-home-dad-about-town is hard work but he loves it!
I love it.
How about these:
Kilty Kelty - Kelty does a food tour of Scotland, replete with national dress. On today's menu is haggis, served up with a dash of that "special" Kelty personality.
Pelt the Kelty - kids cooking show. Kelty must cook a dish fit for a 3-hat restaurant whilst 50 9-year-olds throw rotten fruit at him.
Helter Skelter Kelty - Kelty must collect items for a 3-course meal on his way down the special Masterchef Helter Skelter pantry...<actually, that's enough of that...>
Kilty Kelty - Kelty does a food tour of Scotland, replete with national dress. On today's menu is haggis, served up with a dash of that "special" Kelty personality.
Pelt the Kelty - kids cooking show. Kelty must cook a dish fit for a 3-hat restaurant whilst 50 9-year-olds throw rotten fruit at him.
Helter Skelter Kelty - Kelty must collect items for a 3-course meal on his way down the special Masterchef Helter Skelter pantry...<actually, that's enough of that...>[/QUOTE]
Just brilliant!
Smelty Kelty - Kelty replicates dishes blindfold, using only the sense of smell.
Kilty Kelty - Kelty does a food tour of Scotland, replete with national dress. On today's menu is haggis, served up with a dash of that "special" Kelty personality.
Pelt the Kelty - kids cooking show. Kelty must cook a dish fit for a 3-hat restaurant whilst 50 9-year-olds throw rotten fruit at him.
Helter Skelter Kelty - Kelty must collect items for a 3-course meal on his way down the special Masterchef Helter Skelter pantry...<actually, that's enough of that...>
I would have loved it if Pip, at the end, after saying goodbye to Lucy and the pretties, gave the rest the finger and siad " F You for telling me to keep whisking":D
I would have loved it if Pip, at the end, after saying goodbye to Lucy and the pretties, gave the rest the finger and siad " F You for telling me to keep whisking":D
I would have loved it if Pip, at the end, after saying goodbye to Lucy and the pretties, gave the rest the finger and siad " F You for telling me to keep whisking":D
Kelty cooks in extreme temperatures, progressively losing clothing until he is there in his birthday suit. The show ends with him being sacrificed to the gods for crimes against food
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Cooking with Kelty
Obviously a cooking show with our friend Kelty. It's for all the family, with a segment called Kelty's Kids, where Kelty kneels down and teaches children about cooking, with a whimsical story and fun finger food.
That's So Kelty!
Reality show with Kelty and his family. The opening credits finish with Kelty shrugging to the camera, and laughing. Being a stay-at-home-dad-about-town is hard work but he loves it!
Yes we noticed that too.
The praise he got will make him unbearable
Last time he was told not to use the raspberries, this time are you sure about the vinegar and it's happened before when he can't decide and is just navel gazing.
Fig Bombe Alaska
I felt so sorry for Lucy when she was all flustered and the chef guy said he thought she would be in the bottom two and she said "Oh, OK."
Did laugh at Ian Curley playing the panto villain, though.
I love it.
How about these:
Kilty Kelty - Kelty does a food tour of Scotland, replete with national dress. On today's menu is haggis, served up with a dash of that "special" Kelty personality.
Pelt the Kelty - kids cooking show. Kelty must cook a dish fit for a 3-hat restaurant whilst 50 9-year-olds throw rotten fruit at him.
Helter Skelter Kelty - Kelty must collect items for a 3-course meal on his way down the special Masterchef Helter Skelter pantry...<actually, that's enough of that...>
Kilty Kelty - Kelty does a food tour of Scotland, replete with national dress. On today's menu is haggis, served up with a dash of that "special" Kelty personality.
Pelt the Kelty - kids cooking show. Kelty must cook a dish fit for a 3-hat restaurant whilst 50 9-year-olds throw rotten fruit at him.
Helter Skelter Kelty - Kelty must collect items for a 3-course meal on his way down the special Masterchef Helter Skelter pantry...<actually, that's enough of that...>[/QUOTE]
Just brilliant!
Smelty Kelty - Kelty replicates dishes blindfold, using only the sense of smell.
Quote not credited above...sorry!
Thought the chef was a bit of a knob if I'm honest
hahah totally!
The Kelty lives to fight... sorry, cook another day. But did he have to have the best tartare? We'll never hear the end of this!
Even the Chef looked pissed off with them.
Kelty cooks in extreme temperatures, progressively losing clothing until he is there in his birthday suit. The show ends with him being sacrificed to the gods for crimes against food