Make sure the air con is turned up to max as there will be plenty of hot flushes having that many menopausal women in the same place at the same time :eek:
Now where is Momma?
Momma is setting up camp outside the ticket office so she gets front row seats ...;)
Momma .... You will be able to look up his nose from the front row
Maybe CP will claim he's a Man City supporter and ask if he can sing the National Anthem at the cup final?
Then he can say 'hey guys, I sang in front of a capacity crowd at Wembley. They loved me so much, they even did a cheeky hand gesture that looked like they were shaking coffee beans in tribute to my coffee shop '.
Maybe CP will claim he's a Man City supporter and ask if he can sing the National Anthem at the cup final?
Then he can say 'hey guys, I sang in front of a capacity crowd at Wembley. They loved me so much, they even did a cheeky hand gesture that looked like they were shaking coffee beans in tribute to my coffee shop '.
maybe he is a closet Wigan fan... They could do with a few ... So maybe he could wear a shirt half n half of both teams
I can see it now 'I love Wigan, I love Wigan like I love my kids, have I ever mentioned that I love my kids? Just the other day i was telling Emma....Ella....no wait.......is it Esme? No....Emily! That is it, Emily, i was telling her, which is a really private moment because I want to respect her privacy, but you can see it on my new show tomorrow, I was telling her how much I love my kids and I love Wigan. I love my kids.'
Maybe CP will claim he's a Man City supporter and ask if he can sing the National Anthem at the cup final?
Then he can say 'hey guys, I sang in front of a capacity crowd at Wembley. They loved me so much, they even did a cheeky hand gesture that looked like they were shaking coffee beans in tribute to my coffee shop '.
Momma is setting up camp outside the ticket office so she gets front row seats ...;)
Momma .... You will be able to look up his nose from the front row
Queue ? moi ?
No no no ! I know people in high places , I has influence !
No no no ! I know people in high places , I has influence !
PA follows me on twitter...so there !
I'm disappointed Momma.. I was going to bring you a flask and some sandwiches ... I'm there in August.. I was hoping for a cuppa made on your little stove
( the flask would contain vodka by the way)
Maybe CP will claim he's a Man City supporter and ask if he can sing the National Anthem at the cup final?
Then he can say 'hey guys, I sang in front of a capacity crowd at Wembley. They loved me so much, they even did a cheeky hand gesture that looked like they were shaking coffee beans in tribute to my coffee shop '.
I'm disappointed Momma.. I was going to bring you a flask and some sandwiches ... I'm there in August.. I was hoping for a cuppa made on your little stove
( the flask would contain vodka by the way)
Achh never mind Betty , if you like , ( to make it up you ) I can get you an autographed photo of PA , signed with all his love and a big kiss .
On second thoughts......I might just keep that for myself.!
Maybe CP will claim he's a Man City supporter and ask if he can sing the National Anthem at the cup final?
Then he can say 'hey guys, I sang in front of a capacity crowd at Wembley. They loved me so much, they even did a cheeky hand gesture that looked like they were shaking coffee beans in tribute to my coffee shop '.
Donut duty. Momma.... good news - you better pack for Spain as PA is shooting his 2014 calendar there!!
The bad news is.... topless shots might be a thing of the past Soz Momma. Pezza is ex-pecs modul now.:o
I can't remember anything else other than he's not seen Emily much due to holidays, uni etc but they have arranged to go on some dates in London. I still think it's a sham. My attention was on the knitting magazines I'm afraid...learned to knit last month and found it so addictive
Just had a great meeting in London with James Caan. Will let you know very soon:))))
Why does he insist on tweeting/putting stuff like this in his column? Like everyone will be bursting with excitement till he decides to part with his jaw dropping news.
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No way, I've got a better chance of filling Wembley then he has
Momma is setting up camp outside the ticket office so she gets front row seats ...;)
Momma .... You will be able to look up his nose from the front row
Then he can say 'hey guys, I sang in front of a capacity crowd at Wembley. They loved me so much, they even did a cheeky hand gesture that looked like they were shaking coffee beans in tribute to my coffee shop '.
maybe he is a closet Wigan fan... They could do with a few ... So maybe he could wear a shirt half n half of both teams
Don't give him ideas Blondie :eek::eek::eek:
I can see it now 'I love Wigan, I love Wigan like I love my kids, have I ever mentioned that I love my kids? Just the other day i was telling Emma....Ella....no wait.......is it Esme? No....Emily! That is it, Emily, i was telling her, which is a really private moment because I want to respect her privacy, but you can see it on my new show tomorrow, I was telling her how much I love my kids and I love Wigan. I love my kids.'
ohh, do they have the robot look? plastic bits sewn on here and there?:eek:
PMSL
No but they have a tree as their emblem on the shirt badges.he could dress as that I suppose
Queue ? moi ?
No no no ! I know people in high places , I has influence !
PA follows me on twitter...so there !
I'm disappointed Momma.. I was going to bring you a flask and some sandwiches ... I'm there in August.. I was hoping for a cuppa made on your little stove
( the flask would contain vodka by the way)
I'll bring the tonic!
Achh never mind Betty , if you like , ( to make it up you ) I can get you an autographed photo of PA , signed with all his love and a big kiss .
On second thoughts......I might just keep that for myself.!
Sorry Betty , alls fair etc ,etc,
Depends how big CP's backside is now.
But he actually wants to do the stadium, 90,000
:eek:
Oooh please Momma get me a picture of the twonk ... I need something to keep the kids away from the fire
DEAL ... think this will turn out more fun than the concert
October 2011
“I visualise my career goals and they always happen. I know that in two years time I’ll be playing Wembley again.”
http://www.people.co.uk/celebs-tv/celebrities/2011/10/09/peter-andre-s-big-secret-about-his-split-from-katie-price-102039-23476249/
only 6 months to go, think it's time he gave specsavers a call....
maybe lexi will attend and do a live reviewage:D
I don't know if I could be party to that much torture for Lexi .. I quite like her .. But then again if it saves me suffering
They are more likely to do the Poznan.:D
The bad news is.... topless shots might be a thing of the past
I can't remember anything else other than he's not seen Emily much due to holidays, uni etc but they have arranged to go on some dates in London. I still think it's a sham. My attention was on the knitting magazines I'm afraid...learned to knit last month and found it so addictive
Peter Andre @MrPeterAndre 1h
Just had a great meeting in London with James Caan. Will let you know very soon:))))
Why does he insist on tweeting/putting stuff like this in his column? Like everyone will be bursting with excitement till he decides to part with his jaw dropping news.