Emma Chawner - Who is she?

[Deleted User] · 09/12/11 - 22:47

I have seen many many threads about this girl but because they are so many pages long ive never read through them as i wouldnt never find out what i wanted, who is she? where has she came from?? What has she done to be the next Jade Goody??

mumbles26 · 09/12/11 - 23:06

good question Russyy, I have absolutely no idea who she is either

alfiewozere · 09/12/11 - 23:07

Many threads?

There's one.

Goaty · 09/12/11 - 23:10

alfiewozere wrote: »

Many threads? There's one.

If you nice see one thread on current list, it says Part 7.

[Deleted User] · 09/12/11 - 23:13

But its part of the same thread, in the past it would not be split into parts and would instead be a 20,000+ post long thread instead parts of 3000 ish posts each

alfiewozere · 09/12/11 - 23:14

Goaty wrote: »

If you nice see one thread on current list, it says Part 7.

Yes I know but it's not seven separate threads, it's one solitary thread that has had a lot of contributors since it was started 18 months ago. After 3000 posts it gets split.

Fringo · 09/12/11 - 23:19

Giyf

[Deleted User] · 09/12/11 - 23:20

I have never been in that thread because I have absolutely no idea who she is... or what she does... never seen her on the front of OK so she can't be that bad.

lexi22 · 09/12/11 - 23:23

Fringo wrote: »

Giyf

Indeed. Always baffles me when people start threads saying they've no idea who someone is when, in the time it takes to open a new thread, they could just google the name and save themselves the bother.

alfiewozere · 09/12/11 - 23:25

Like an Onion wrote: »

I have never been in that thread because I have absolutely no idea who she is... or what she does... never seen her on the front of OK so she can't be that bad.

She would sell her mother for the chance to appear on the cover of OK magazine:D.

And she claims to be close personal friends with Peter Andre because she met him at the Trafford Centre when he was signing something or the other. It's quite sad really.

alfiewozere · 09/12/11 - 23:26

lexi22 wrote: »

Indeed. Always baffles me when people start threads saying they've no idea who someone is when, in the time it takes to open a new thread, they could just google the name and save themselves the bother.

I wondered what that stood for, now I know:)

zx50 · 09/12/11 - 23:26

Russyyy wrote: »

I have seen many many threads about this girl but because they are so many pages long ive never read through them as i wouldnt never find out what i wanted, who is she? where has she came from?? What has she done to be the next Jade Goody??

She's someone that went on the X Factor that had an atrocious voice. She also wore a dress that didn't suit her at all.

[Deleted User] · 09/12/11 - 23:27

alfiewozere wrote: »

She would sell her mother for the chance to appear on the cover of OK magazine:D.

And she claims to be close personal friends with Peter Andre because she met him at the Trafford Centre when he was signing something or the other. It's quite sad really.

Pmsl... I refuse to google though... she will have to remain the woman on the DS thread to me.

alfiewozere · 09/12/11 - 23:30

Like an Onion wrote: »

Pmsl... I refuse to google though... she will have to remain the woman on the DS thread to me.

Stay strong. You're missing nothing. Unless she really IS close personal friends with Peter Andre of course - sadly I think that's a figment of the poor girl's imagination. Though she has got a photo of herself with him. He looks terrified, bless him.:D

[Deleted User] · 09/12/11 - 23:33

alfiewozere wrote: »

Stay strong. You're missing nothing. Unless she really IS close personal friends with Peter Andre of course - sadly I think that's a figment of the poor girl's imagination. Though she has got a photo of herself with him. He looks terrified, bless him.

Another downside of fame you have to be nice to the sanity challenged.

:D:D

alfiewozere · 09/12/11 - 23:37

Like an Onion wrote: »

Another downside of fame you have to be nice to the sanity challenged. :D:D

Especially if they are buying your latest book.;)

lexi22 · 09/12/11 - 23:41

alfiewozere wrote: »

Stay strong. You're missing nothing. Unless she really IS close personal friends with Peter Andre of course - sadly I think that's a figment of the poor girl's imagination. Though she has got a photo of herself with him. He looks terrified, bless him.:D

Well he's currently declared himself in the market for someone 'special'... and Emma is definitely 'special'...

so maybe...

[Deleted User] · 09/12/11 - 23:42

lexi22 wrote: »

Well he's currently declared himself in the market for someone 'special'... and Emma is definitely 'special'...

so maybe...

Haha!

I think she may visit his coffee shop.
Not that she drinks coffee of course. or would she ever dream of eating the cakes!

Although, that could be a long car drive and we all know that driving is a lot of exercise which is against the rules of the Chawner look. She could book a taxi daily to go there maybe...

[Deleted User] · 09/12/11 - 23:48

oh my actual god, i wish i never googled her now

alfiewozere · 09/12/11 - 23:56

lexi22 wrote: »

Well he's currently declared himself in the market for someone 'special'... and Emma is definitely 'special'...

so maybe...

Emma and Pete
Sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Actually scrap that, the branch would break. Poor Petey.

greengran · 10/12/11 - 00:07

alfiewozere wrote: »

Emma and Pete
Sitting in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G

Actually scrap that, the branch would break. Poor Petey.

No, it's all Keith Lemon now since he signed her chest.

alfiewozere · 10/12/11 - 00:09

greengran wrote: »

No, it's all Keith Lemon now since he signed her chest.

Oh yes, of course. Keith Lemon, the man she thinks is real, and not a character played by Leigh Francis?

[Deleted User] · 10/12/11 - 00:13

alfiewozere wrote: »

Oh yes, of course. Keith Lemon, the man she thinks is real, and not a character played by Leigh Francis?

My mum said about Keith Lemon... he looks just like that Avid nutter off BB when it was good... pmsl

alfiewozere · 10/12/11 - 00:17

Like an Onion wrote: »

My mum said about Keith Lemon... he looks just like that Avid nutter off BB when it was good... pmsl

One of my friends was the same - she said I can't stand Keith Lemon or Avid Merrion, they are both awful. She wouldn't have it that they are characters played by the same person.

[Deleted User] · 10/12/11 - 00:23

alfiewozere wrote: »

One of my friends was the same - she said I can't stand Keith Lemon or Avid Merrion, they are both awful. She wouldn't have it that they are characters played by the same person.

I think that is testament to Leigh Francis' ability to create characters lol.

lovely_lady · 10/12/11 - 18:25

Emma Chawner is a talented young singer.
Don't bother wasting your time with the other thread. It's vulgar.

Hey there!

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