81 year old prostitute.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,623
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    :D Vintage Vamps

    Well there must be a market for the older woman I suppose.

    Good luck to her - beats playing bingo
  • AzagothAzagoth Posts: 10,169
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    Good luck to the old girl.
  • Miss PoppyMiss Poppy Posts: 1,217
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    I do get the 'older woman thing' in the Mrs Robinson context - ie, young, inexperienced guy fancies confident fortysomething with good figure (Ann Bancroft type).

    But women in their 80s? I don't get it? It's like those porn mags (they even sell them in my local newsagent, though who has the courage to buy copies and take them to the spotty teenager/mumsy lady at the till is beyond me). Someone must be interested though, or they wouldn't sell.

    But I must admit I'm bewildered by the appeal of the Vintage vamp. Anyone care to enlighten me?
  • jcafcwjcafcw Posts: 11,282
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    Well I like my wine dry....

    and chicks with no teeth turn me on
  • Lobelia OverhilLobelia Overhil Posts: 531
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    Miss Poppy wrote: »
    But I must admit I'm bewildered by the appeal of the Vintage vamp. Anyone care to enlighten me?


    ever seen that movie Yes Man...? there is a scene in that which explains!! :eek:
  • SpruceSpruce Posts: 1,136
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    Always knew our pensions were a bit low!:eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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    irishguy wrote: »
    250???? damn! she must have some technique. the prozzies around here in their 20s and 30s only charge 40.... hmm.. probably shouldnt have admitted to that knowledge

    As long as your bird/OH doesn't know who you are if she reads this forum you should be relatively safe.
  • colnechriscolnechris Posts: 2,013
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    So this is what Chers gran gets up too
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 22,736
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    Well there must be a market for it. The mind boggles why young men would want to go there but each to their own.
  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    X factor contestant, has a grannie of 81 who is a pro!!!
    and charges £250, and her clinetel are young men in their twenties. if you were that age, or any age would you pay to have a prod at a 81 year old??? is she to old to be on the game. the thought of it makes me sick...:cry:

    Like most things that are sexually related, there's a niche market for it. I'm sure there's many men who are turned on by the thought of sex with an old woman. Fair enough. Not for us to moralise.
  • meechameecha Posts: 2,944
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    X factor contestant, has a grannie of 81 who is a pro!!!
    and charges £250, and her clinetel are young men in their twenties. if you were that age, or any age would you pay to have a prod at a 81 year old??? is she to old to be on the game. the thought of it makes me sick...:cry:

    Sex is in the mind - not the body!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 345
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    If you ever go to Marmaris and visit Bar Street you`ll see the old ladies (tons of make up on, wearing mini skirts, high heels, legs all wrinkly) hanging about waiting for the drunken youths to come out. A turkish waiter in a restaurant nearby told us that the prostitutes made pots of money.
  • KindaKinda Posts: 4,288
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    jcafcw wrote: »
    Well I like my wine dry....

    and chicks with no teeth turn me on

    :D my questions on her target customer answered right there!
  • RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    I would love her to have been my granny, even better if she'd once worked as a showgirl, in burlesque or in a Parisien brothel.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    just hope she is not on benifits..:D

    Good job she's not a Muslim, otherwise they'd be saying all Muslims are old prozzies. :)
  • colnechriscolnechris Posts: 2,013
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    Good job she's not a Muslim, otherwise they'd be saying all Muslims are old prozzies. :)

    :yawn: seriously come on, whats this thread got to do with anything other than the topic being discussed?
  • Star_BrightStar_Bright Posts: 11,341
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    Pootmatoot wrote: »
    I imagine it's like dabbing your wick in a bag of dry sand....

    :D:D:D:D:D
  • ohiromeohirome Posts: 2,751
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    Good on her. I hope it pisses off the cardie army. Keep clutching those pearls, girls!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    ohirome wrote: »
    Good on her. I hope it pisses off the cardie army. Keep clutching those pearls, girls!

    Indeed.
    If guys are prepared to pay, and she's happy doing what she's doing then good luck to her.

    ..and if it's good enough for Rooney..
  • rusty123rusty123 Posts: 22,872
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    81 year old prozzie.......:eek::eek:

    I can picture the scene. Mug punter has a bit of a feel and says... "Er, I don't want to alarm you but I just felt a lump in your breast."

    "Don't worry luv.....that's me kneecap!"
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    rusty123 wrote: »
    81 year old prozzie.......:eek::eek:

    I can picture the scene. Mug punter has a bit of a feel and says... "Er, I don't want to alarm you but I just felt a lump in your breast."

    "Don't worry luv.....that's me kneecap!"

    :eek::eek::D:D
  • snoopy33snoopy33 Posts: 1,218
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    Bagpipes wrote: »
    Imagine if she snuffed it while some young kid was banging her. The poor sod would have a bit of a nightmare explaining what happened.

    :D:D:D
  • rusty123rusty123 Posts: 22,872
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    Bagpipes wrote: »
    Imagine if she snuffed it while some young kid was banging her. The poor sod would have a bit of a nightmare explaining what happened.

    Assuming he noticed of course.
  • nanscombenanscombe Posts: 16,588
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    OMG! An 80 year old woman with 20/30 year old men.

    She must be a deviant, a pervert or a dirty old woman.

    Absolutely disgusting.

    She is morally wrong.

    Can't possibly justify it.

    Oh hang on, that only applies to older men doesn't it.
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