Frankie's dream woman

Bathsheba · 27/01/12 - 15:25

Apparently is Jennifer Aniston! I was really surprised. I thought it would be some dodgy porn star that I've never heard of.

Alfie Elkins · 27/01/12 - 15:32

i was surprised at that as well... she seems like a clingy pain in the arse.. probably has a diary were she compares her new man them to Brad Pitt, point scoring etc and will slowly try to turn them into him and might try and sneakily get her pregnant...i wouldn't trust her for a minute...............but all things considered and when it comes down to it...i would.

i liked how Romeo described the bird Frankie wants in his everyday life to a "T" and if she was watching when Romeo said it on BOTS she'd know it was her.

[Deleted User] · 27/01/12 - 15:34

I noticed that one of the real life magazines had an interview last week with someone with two vaginas. I'm just saying...

[Deleted User] · 27/01/12 - 15:34

Frankie's dream woman is anyone with a pulse.

oh yeah, or the 2 vaginas woman! Mixed with the total recall prostitute

Bathsheba · 27/01/12 - 15:35

Alfie Elkins wrote: »

i liked how Romeo described the bird Frankie wants in his everyday life to a "T" and if she was watching when Romeo said it on BOTS she'd know it was her.

I think it was Jodie Marsh! To be honest that surprises me a bit too. Both of them are a lot older than him.

Kazzer01 · 27/01/12 - 15:35

yevv wrote: »

Frankie's dream woman is anyone with a pulse.

oh yeah, or the 2 vaginas woman! Mixed with the total recall prostitute

Lol i was thinking anyone with a pulse too

[Deleted User] · 27/01/12 - 15:36

Frankies dream of getting Any woman more like,

Bathsheba · 27/01/12 - 15:36

wonkeydonkey wrote: »

I noticed that one of the real life magazines had an interview last week with someone with two vaginas. I'm just saying...

Does he have two dicks? That sounds more like the type of thing he'd say. Hmm you'd think the producers were editing him favourably or something, wouldn't you?

[Deleted User] · 27/01/12 - 15:37

I think wonkeydonkey means he's like a dog with two dicks, but you have to explain your jokes around here.

Boys are just as romantic as girls aren't they, if not more so. If you define romantic as holding out for a fairytale, male fariytales being porn.

Aniston does nothing for me, and I've heard lots of blokes say the same. Zero sex appeal. It is surprising that Frankie said her.

Alfie Elkins · 27/01/12 - 15:42

Bathsheba wrote: »

I think it was Jodie Marsh! To be honest that surprises me a bit too. Both of them are a lot older than him.

ah right, i thought it was just a girl he knew.

YesNoMan wrote: »

Aniston does nothing for me, and I've heard lots of blokes say the same. Zero sex appeal. It is surprising that Frankie said her.

she does have very little.

Bathsheba · 27/01/12 - 16:13

YesNoMan wrote: »

Boys are just as romantic as girls aren't they, if not more so. If you define romantic as holding out for a fairytale, male fariytales being porn.

That totally depresses me.

haphash · 27/01/12 - 16:16

Jennifer Aniston was very attractive in her 'Friends' heyday.

Someone should tell Frankie that Demi Moore is now available.

[Deleted User] · 27/01/12 - 16:49

Bathsheba wrote: »

That totally depresses me.

Naww, it needn't. What girls really really want could totally depress boys just as much, but it needn't. Neither side get what they're after, the compromise is good for both.

Scout66 · 27/01/12 - 16:59

haphash wrote: »

Jennifer Aniston was very attractive in her 'Friends' heyday.

Someone should tell Frankie that Demi Moore is now available.

Not at the moment. She's just checked into rehab for "exhaustion"

paralax · 27/01/12 - 17:00

I would have thought it would be one with a pulse, bad eyesight, drunk, and likes to be disrespected!

BinCat · 27/01/12 - 17:03

I would imagine Frankie's motto is "If it's got a pulse, it's got a chance.":rolleyes:

Phil O'Sopher · 27/01/12 - 17:10

Well Jennifer Aniston deserves him, she's so annoying, she couldn't take a Ruby Wax joke!

:)

GibsonSG · 27/01/12 - 17:12

Bathsheba wrote: »

Apparently is Jennifer Aniston! I was really surprised. I thought it would be some dodgy porn star that I've never heard of.

I thought you were going to say blow up doll. Yeas I saw that. I have news for Frankie - he doesn't stand a chance.

Alfie Elkins · 27/01/12 - 17:14

BinCat wrote: »

I would imagine Frankie's motto is "If it's got a pulse, it's got a chance.":rolleyes:

c'mon now, at least make it rhyme............"every holes a goal"

Lorelei LaFleur · 27/01/12 - 18:47

Bathsheba wrote: »

Apparently is Jennifer Aniston! I was really surprised. I thought it would be some dodgy porn star that I've never heard of.

I'm not surprised, it seems to be a trend.
When I was a teenager, I used to be ogled by much older men.
Now I'm Aniston's age and I've noticed that I frequently get eyed up by guys Frankie's age.
Go figure.

Rogana Josh · 27/01/12 - 18:49

yevv wrote: »

Frankie's dream woman is anyone with a pulse.

oh yeah, or the 2 vaginas woman! Mixed with the total recall prostitute

Do rubber dolls have a pulse???

[Deleted User] · 27/01/12 - 19:06

haphash wrote: »

Jennifer Aniston was very attractive in her 'Friends' heyday.

Someone should tell Frankie that Demi Moore is now available.

So is Caroline Flack. But Frankie may be a bit old for her.

Fried Kickin · 27/01/12 - 19:09

I'd have thought it would have been the woman with two vaginas they had on ITV's This Morning show.

ImperiousKnight · 27/01/12 - 19:15

Bathsheba wrote: »

Apparently is Jennifer Aniston! I was really surprised. I thought it would be some dodgy porn star that I've never heard of.

If I say I'd get a guaranteed ban if I answered this truthfully would enough people get it?

If I say that in MY opinion he hates women would that be a clue?

Janette800 · 27/01/12 - 19:16

wonkeydonkey wrote: »

I noticed that one of the real life magazines had an interview last week with someone with two vaginas. I'm just saying...

:eek::D

Hey there!

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