Things your Granny used to say

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  • scorpio manscorpio man Posts: 4,960
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    gashead wrote: »
    "Which one are you again?"
    As a Grandad with 16 grandkids I find I need to say that when they visit sometimes . :eek: :D
  • johnnybgoode83johnnybgoode83 Posts: 8,908
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    As a Grandad with 16 grandkids I find I need to say that when they visit sometimes . :eek: :D

    Think how my Grandad felt with upwards of 30 grandkids :eek:
  • lozengerlozenger Posts: 4,881
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    Aw thanks for all the contributions from your lovely grannies (and granddads) folks - really enjoying chuckling at them all!

    Keep em coming.. :)
  • scorpio manscorpio man Posts: 4,960
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    A regular one from my maternal grandmother was 'up them apple n stairs quick the 9 o'clock horses are coming'
  • DianaFireDianaFire Posts: 12,711
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    A regular one from my maternal grandmother was 'up them apple n stairs quick the 9 o'clock horses are coming'

    That's my favourite so far - heh.
  • Raring_to_goRaring_to_go Posts: 20,565
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    My Grandma always said the honesty is the best policy....she also said if you have got it flaunt it.
  • skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    "if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all " I must admit that's not one I always abide by.

    and

    "it's not what you said it's how you said it "

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    "good manners cost nothing"

    and my Grandad often used to say about people rushing around to the point of being careless or dangerous

    "better 10 minutes late in this life than 40 years early in the next one"
  • spiney2spiney2 Posts: 27,058
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    "there was an old lady went ickerty ock, eee aye ickerty ock".... as she hobbled around .....
  • SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    Keep out the Oss road
  • Hayley_babyHayley_baby Posts: 15,825
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    Who do you think you are the queen of flippen sheba - when I asked her to get me something. :D

    Don't Worry I've got another one - When I stood on her foot :p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,934
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    "D'you fink I'm meshuga or somfink?"

    After she died I never heard anyone say "meshuga" until years later when I moved to Czechoslovakia, and found out that it is very commonly used throughout central Europe.
  • Tamryn29Tamryn29 Posts: 607
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    My nan always used to tell me to 'keep yer hand on yer ha'penny' as a way of telling me to not let boys have their wicked way with me. She started saying it when i was about 8 :confused::D
  • ElliotSaundersElliotSaunders Posts: 403
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    If I ever seem in a hurry or am rushing around my Nan always says to me - You are wizzing around like a fart in a collinder :s It still makes no sense to me, even though I've heard it most days for 20 years :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,880
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    My Gran used to say "If it's for you it won't go by you".

    I miss my Gran.
  • TiggywinkTiggywink Posts: 3,687
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    My nan used to say this tea tastes like ' pish o crics' (which she claimed was Welsh for cricket's piss - even though it isn't)

    Re. a weak cup of tea, my gran used to say : "This is like water bewitched and tea begrudged!"
  • Tt88Tt88 Posts: 6,827
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    My nan uses the phrase knocked up to refer to being tired. She has no problem annoucing to everyone in the room that i look knocked up when ive been working lates!
  • Smiley433Smiley433 Posts: 7,890
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    "Well, if I never have another birthday, then I've enjoyed this one."
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,363
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    "Take care of the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves"
    "Neither a borrower nor a lender be"
    (TV) the gogglebox
    (children) Kiddiewinkies
  • VoynichVoynich Posts: 14,481
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    Tiggywink wrote: »
    Re. a weak cup of tea, my gran used to say : "This is like water bewitched and tea begrudged!"

    :D The weak tea I made was called 'hot water knocked stupid'.
  • culturemancultureman Posts: 11,701
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    flobadob wrote: »
    "D'you fink I'm meshuga or somfink?"

    After she died I never heard anyone say "meshuga" until years later when I moved to Czechoslovakia, and found out that it is very commonly used throughout central Europe.

    Meshuggeneh is Yiddish for crazy, or a crazy fool.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 343
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    Back in my day...
    Stan, go wash that corsie (path)
    Ooh I'm brozzen ( eaten too much)
    Cuppa...?

    Ahhh...miss my gran
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,801
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    Go over and get me five **** and a bottle of brown ale. And I want the change.

    What's the point of sending a card with no money in it? The mean bastards.

    Take this cup of tea into Mrs McManus - and don't be telling her anything.

    She's always crying the poor mouth that one - and she's fkng loaded.

    You're a good boy. Here's a few bob. Don't tell your brother.
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