yeah. i was really talking about over sexualising yourself in the wrong context. obviously people who you want to do it with really need to know.
infact that is what i said to that girl. NAME# they only people you ever need to tell you like it up the bum are people with whom you're doing it and would like to put it in your bum. nobody else.
it's not even the kind of thing you should mention on a first date TBH
Well, as this part of the conversation started because you had friends who felt they had to keep their mouth shut, I'm inclined to agree that in their case, it's probably true.
However, I have been asked to take it up the bum on a first date, possibly my most horrendous date ever.
He started by apologising for bad breath, but was apparently on the atkins diet. He turned out to be the most boring bloke on the planet. He then told me about how most women say they're going to the toilet when he takes them out and don't come back.
He then sat, in this pub and asked if I'd ever had it up the bum and whether I like it because he does you see, and if I wanted to sleep with him, I needed to be prepared for that.
I mean - I was only thinking of how to escape, considering the toilet thing and then get told he's decided he's having me up the bum??? :eek:
I have just met a man and I was instantly attracted to him but I realise that if I sleep with him too quickly he will probably think I am a tart (which I think is double standards but never mind). I am about to go on a second date and he has already asked me for a third. I see this turning into a relationship. So how long do you think it's best to wait. BTW we are both in our 30s.
You need to find out what his personal hygiene is like before you sleep with him.
Next time you are at his house check out his bathroom if there are public hairs everywhere and a mouldy old toothbrush with dirty towells on the floor its a no no. Also check his bedsheets if there are unidentified stains that is also a no no.
Well, as this part of the conversation started because you had friends who felt they had to keep their mouth shut, I'm inclined to agree that in their case, it's probably true.
However, I have been asked to take it up the bum on a first date, possibly my most horrendous date ever.
He started by apologising for bad breath, but was apparently on the atkins diet. He turned out to be the most boring bloke on the planet. He then told me about how most women say they're going to the toilet when he takes them out and don't come back.
He then sat, in this pub and asked if I'd ever had it up the bum and whether I like it because he does you see, and if I wanted to sleep with him, I needed to be prepared for that.
I mean - I was only thinking of how to escape, considering the toilet thing and then get told he's decided he's having me up the bum??? :eek:
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've just made my day seriously that is some funny shit
However, I have been asked to take it up the bum on a first date, possibly my most horrendous date ever.
He started by apologising for bad breath, but was apparently on the atkins diet. He turned out to be the most boring bloke on the planet. He then told me about how most women say they're going to the toilet when he takes them out and don't come back.
He then sat, in this pub and asked if I'd ever had it up the bum and whether I like it because he does you see, and if I wanted to sleep with him, I needed to be prepared for that.
I mean - I was only thinking of how to escape, considering the toilet thing and then get told he's decided he's having me up the bum??? :eek:
He then sat, in this pub and asked if I'd ever had it up the bum and whether I like it because he does you see, and if I wanted to sleep with him, I needed to be prepared for that.
I mean - I was only thinking of how to escape, considering the toilet thing and then get told he's decided he's having me up the bum??? :eek:
Excellent work you have managed to combine the anal sex thread with this one.
Well, as this part of the conversation started because you had friends who felt they had to keep their mouth shut, I'm inclined to agree that in their case, it's probably true.
However, I have been asked to take it up the bum on a first date, possibly my most horrendous date ever.
He started by apologising for bad breath, but was apparently on the atkins diet. He turned out to be the most boring bloke on the planet. He then told me about how most women say they're going to the toilet when he takes them out and don't come back.
He then sat, in this pub and asked if I'd ever had it up the bum and whether I like it because he does you see, and if I wanted to sleep with him, I needed to be prepared for that.
I mean - I was only thinking of how to escape, considering the toilet thing and then get told he's decided he's having me up the bum??? :eek:
interesting.
sorry about that. i know it wasn't me, but as a bloke i do feel some responsibility.
Next time you are at his house check out his bathroom if there are public hairs everywhere and a mouldy old toothbrush with dirty towells on the floor its a no no. Also check his bedsheets if there are unidentified stains that is also a no no.
You would need to take Columbo with you then!
'Ah just one more thing Mr Red Blooded male before you can bang this good lady here, I have sent your bed sheets to the lab and initial reports shows:
- Two different strains of seman - One matching DNA found on your wrist and the other from a farm yard animal.
- Various skid marks carbon dated to approx 1989.'
BUT.... not that I am saying sleeping with him tonight is wrong or right... if you like him, he likes you and you are likely to go on more dates, why not wait ? Build up the tension and the excitement, and both of you will appreciate the event even more. Nothing lost, but things to be gained - especially if he is a guy with double standards !
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Isn't it popular too? Mind you anything about sex is on here!
Well, as this part of the conversation started because you had friends who felt they had to keep their mouth shut, I'm inclined to agree that in their case, it's probably true.
However, I have been asked to take it up the bum on a first date, possibly my most horrendous date ever.
He started by apologising for bad breath, but was apparently on the atkins diet. He turned out to be the most boring bloke on the planet. He then told me about how most women say they're going to the toilet when he takes them out and don't come back.
He then sat, in this pub and asked if I'd ever had it up the bum and whether I like it because he does you see, and if I wanted to sleep with him, I needed to be prepared for that.
I mean - I was only thinking of how to escape, considering the toilet thing and then get told he's decided he's having me up the bum??? :eek:
You need to find out what his personal hygiene is like before you sleep with him.
Next time you are at his house check out his bathroom if there are public hairs everywhere and a mouldy old toothbrush with dirty towells on the floor its a no no. Also check his bedsheets if there are unidentified stains that is also a no no.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You've just made my day seriously that is some funny shit
hahaha
And, as a special surprise, he's here tonight....
What a creepy date though :eek:
That's made me rock and drool. Arrrghhh! :eek:
rofl
And piddling myself at the "public hairs" thing
interesting.
sorry about that. i know it wasn't me, but as a bloke i do feel some responsibility.
I didn't start it - honest! :cool:
It's OK, you're forgiven.
I had a couple of months in therapy and was able to leave the house again some years later
Sounded like one hell of a date though
Sorry I meant to say pubic hairs...:o
Then I bet you'll shag him too. I'd put money on it in fact! :eek:
'Ah just one more thing Mr Red Blooded male before you can bang this good lady here, I have sent your bed sheets to the lab and initial reports shows:
- Two different strains of seman - One matching DNA found on your wrist and the other from a farm yard animal.
- Various skid marks carbon dated to approx 1989.'
Good...now go and enjoy your night...whatever happens!
I'll take up that bet too
Oh dear....not a good time was had by all then?!
Lol
ewwwwwwwww
Good
Just, DON'T show him the thread!!