Kate's Portrait - Not So Great?

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http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65226000/jpg/_65226304_83c280b4-fb78-465b-95b2-5e1f0fed69cf.jpg

I'd be very annoyed if I was her. She looks like an elderly lady in a wig, or she's just come in from a heavy weekend on the crack pipe :D

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  • James2001James2001 Posts: 73,623
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    Nothing about Kate is that great but because she's who she is we should all pretend it's a wonderful picture, the best we've ever seen and fawn over it.
  • Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    I think it's awful, she looks really old!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 701
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    Put about 10 years on her. Cant see this guy getting another commission
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 22,736
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    I have never found her to look anything special anyway to be honest. I have never understood the hype. She is average but has beautiful hair.
  • Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    Blimey, not great is it?

    Maybe the artist thought it'd be a good idea to try an make her look mature and dowdy or something?
  • DiamondDollDiamondDoll Posts: 21,460
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    Horrid.

    She looks better than that.
  • benjaminibenjamini Posts: 32,066
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    More caracature really. Poor attempt.
  • ParthenonParthenon Posts: 7,499
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    Isn't she 31? She looks 20 years older. The artist has artificially aged her around the eyes.
  • PootmatootPootmatoot Posts: 15,640
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    It does look like her, and she does look a decade older than she is most of the time.

    It's not flattering at all, but it's not wrong.
  • 2FS2FS Posts: 8,679
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    I'm guessing the artist doesn't like the royals. She looks old enough to be her own mother :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,704
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    Will it be near any portraits of Beatrice and Eugenie? Perhaps they were ordered to make Kate not look so good as otherwise it'd show the other two up.. ;)
  • HarrisonMarksHarrisonMarks Posts: 4,360
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    It's a public service warning to anyone vain enough to contemplate having their portrait painted.
    She could at least have done a topless shot, wouldn't be the first time.
  • pianofortepianoforte Posts: 630
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    looks like it was done by the franklin mint.
    strewth, that is awful.
  • HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    I had the sound down on the telly, and just glanced up as the camera had pulled in to the face, so couldn't see the long hair and didn't know who it was meant to be. I thought it was Kat from eastenders.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,138
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    looks like Helen Lederer's older sister
  • tremetreme Posts: 5,445
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    When he was asked to paint "The Duchess", I think the artist had Jimmy Saville's late mother in mind.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,832
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    Someone explain to me the point of having a portrait painted in 2013. I could understand if it was done in a different style, but what's the point of trying to paint a realistic looking likeness when you would get a better result just taking a photo?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    She looks a bit older there, I love her hair though.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 22,736
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    Actually the more I look at it, the more I think it is really good.

    Maybe the artist was not trying to make her look good. Maybe it was a representation of how she looked at the time of painting. I certainly wish I had their talent.
  • ShappyShappy Posts: 14,531
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    Even in real life she could pass for late thirties. In the portrait she looks elderly!
  • SigurdSigurd Posts: 26,610
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    James2001 wrote: »
    Nothing about Kate is that great but because she's who she is we should all pretend it's a wonderful picture, the best we've ever seen and fawn over it.
    Hardly. I'm sure royal portraits have been criticised in the past, and there's certainly nothing at all to stop us criticising this one. I don't think this one was universally popular either.
    pianoforte wrote: »
    looks like it was done by the franklin mint.
    strewth, that is awful.
    That's about right. It has all the blandness and dullness of a Franklin Mint "art" work.
  • cjsmummycjsmummy Posts: 11,079
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    Haha, that's terrible! She looks way older and she looks stoned or something.:D
  • CryolemonCryolemon Posts: 8,670
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    It puts a few years on her, but I don't think it's a bad picture.
  • curvybabescurvybabes Posts: 13,223
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    soon as i saw it i thought she looked a lot older
  • humdrummerhumdrummer Posts: 4,487
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    It makes her look old, the artists depiction of her eyes doesn't help - they look like the eyes of someone much older.

    Her facial lines also aren't that severe.
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