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15/04/13 - 02:22 in Food and Drink #1

I enjoy red wine but rarely drink it because I hate how it stains the teeth. I have to brush repetitively afterwards, yet it still doesn't completely go. It really puts me off drinking it.

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pugamo Posts: 18,039
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15/04/13 - 02:23 #2

Rub some vaseline on your teeth before drinking.

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Arcana Posts: 37,521
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15/04/13 - 02:25 #3

Try taking it intravenously.

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15/04/13 - 02:29 #4

Get dentures, then you can remove them and enjoy your tipple without fear of staining

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hello.member Posts: 7,635
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15/04/13 - 02:29 #5

My teeth are real!! :eek:

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15/04/13 - 02:30 #6

If I have more than a small glass, I get a terrible headache the next morning. It's a shame as there are some lovely reds about. Definitely one for the dinner table and not to get wasted on. I save the latter for white zinfandel

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15/04/13 - 02:31 #7

hello.member wrote: »

My teeth are real!! :eek:

Try these: http://www.dentalsfx.co.uk/product/snap-on-smile/

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15/04/13 - 02:41 #8

Wine enema ?

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15/04/13 - 02:42 #9

Dang, how much plaque build up do you have?

Drink it with a straw.

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15/04/13 - 02:43 #10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

With a thread title like that? Someone had to.

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15/04/13 - 02:44 #11

sweh wrote: »

Dang, how much plaque build up do you have?

Drink it with a straw.

None, my teeth are fine!

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15/04/13 - 02:45 #12

Inhale it through a straw in the nose.

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15/04/13 - 02:46 #13

hello.member wrote: »

None, my teeth are fine!

Are you suuuuureeee?

Red wine isn't supposed to stain so easily! It's your teeth, not a carpet.

How's your enamel?

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hello.member Posts: 7,635
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15/04/13 - 02:48 #14

Is this not a common thing? Nothing else stains my teeth like this.

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HaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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15/04/13 - 02:48 #15

Just drink it! Enjoy it! And worry about your teeth in the morning.

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hello.member Posts: 7,635
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15/04/13 - 02:49 #16

And I do like that song

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Miss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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15/04/13 - 02:50 #17

I agree with sweh, use a straw!

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15/04/13 - 02:57 #18

hello.member wrote: »

And I do like that song

Which version - the original or his more recent reggae version?

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