Top 5 Most Annoying Things Jeremy Kyle Does

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 975
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    MARTYM8 wrote:
    My list of the most annoying things Jeremy Kyle does are:

    1. He gets up in the morning

    2. Giving low life chavs the opportunity to portray their stupidity on TV.

    3. Patronising thick people who don't know any better

    4. Presenting TV shows watched by people who should be out working (if only they weren't better off on benefits!)
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    5. Breathing!

    I agree with Mels on this one - amazing how some people generalise. For over 40 years I had high pressure jobs and had to give up last year. Not yet pension age and receive no benefits whatsoever - I feel I have earned the right to some light relief watching day time tv -I am a kept woman AND THAT'S A FACT. :D:D
  • ianinclevelandianincleveland Posts: 21,380
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    "My own mother has made me homeless"

    Brizzul (Bristol) accents at that.

    Oh this should be fun
  • dollylovesshoesdollylovesshoes Posts: 14,531
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    "My own mother has made me homeless"

    Brizzul (Bristol) accents at that.

    Oh this should be fun


    hi cleves & oss!

    mels should be able to tell us ! :D
  • weedledeedleweedledeedle Posts: 8,669
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    Melodybear wrote:
    I wonder who this poster is referring to - I for one have a high pressured job. The Jezza show gives much needed light relief. In any event, I wouldn't have thought that the posters on here would be chavs in any shape or form, since we rip them to pieces. Or am I being a bit sensitive here?


    and *I* work part time ;)

    which is why I cannot watch on Thursday or Friday and every other Tuesday!! :rolleyes:
  • gkmaccagkmacca Posts: 9,386
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    Over 2,500 replies! Maybe someone should set up a petition.
  • MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    hi cleves & oss!

    mels should be able to tell us ! :D

    Yep, sounds West County to moi :D You can usually tell a real Britolian because they add an "L" to the end of things. For example " I droive a vauxhall astral " or I shop a Asdal !

    He sounds really oo ar. He just said "That's roight" :D
  • ianinclevelandianincleveland Posts: 21,380
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    Here we go.............."two sides to every story"
  • dollylovesshoesdollylovesshoes Posts: 14,531
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    Melodybear wrote:
    Yep, sounds West County to moi :D You can usually tell a real Britolian because they add an "L" to the end of things. For example " I droive a vauxhall astral " or I shop a Asdal !

    He sounds really oo ar. He just said "That's roight" :D


    Ah yes... My friend who comes from Bristol used to tell me that! :D
  • ianinclevelandianincleveland Posts: 21,380
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    Melodybear wrote:
    Yep, sounds West County to moi :D You can usually tell a real Britolian because they add an "L" to the end of things. For example " I droive a vauxhall astral " or I shop a Asdal !

    He sounds really oo ar. He just said "That's roight" :D


    Thanks for that Mels :D

    Must be rural Somerset or Gloucestershire then.

    Definetly not Cornish he talks to slowly
  • MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    Oi am a zider drinker...I drinks it all of the day .........*sings Wurzels greatest hits*

    "oi does it in anger" :o says the chav
  • MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    Ah yes... My friend who comes from Bristol used to tell me that! :D

    They say "O'ive got a great ideal" :D translates I have a great idea :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 975
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    Oh dear, his mother didn't want him that's why he wants to petrol bomb the house - never mind Jezza will wave his magic wand, do a few froggy jumps and make everything better :eek:

    We want Graham!!! :D
  • dollylovesshoesdollylovesshoes Posts: 14,531
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    Oh dear, his mother didn't want him that's why he wants to petrol bomb the house - never mind Jezza will wave his magic wand, do a few froggy jumps and make everything better :eek:

    We want Graham!!! :D


    oss you forgot its Gray! :D
  • ianinclevelandianincleveland Posts: 21,380
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    Oh dear, his mother didn't want him that's why he wants to petrol bomb the house - never mind Jezza will wave his magic wand, do a few froggy jumps and make everything better :eek:

    We want Graham!!! :D


    hope jem has searched him for matches,if he don't like whats being said to him ,what chance for the studio :confused: :eek:
  • MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    Oh dear, his mother didn't want him that's why he wants to petrol bomb the house - never mind Jezza will wave his magic wand, do a few froggy jumps and make everything better :eek:

    We want Graham!!! :D

    Not arf Os. I think he's been off the biccies. The day he was on last week wearing jeans, he looked a touch skinny :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,496
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    Morning people :)

    I too am approaching retirement age & look after grandson (he has to forgo Cbeebies while I watch Jezza :o:D ).

    I am a kept woman too!!! :o

    But have had the same hubby for forty years!!! :eek: :p

    AND THAT'S A FACT!!!! :D
  • weedledeedleweedledeedle Posts: 8,669
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    Melodybear wrote:
    Oi am a zider drinker...I drinks it all of the day .........*sings Wurzels greatest hits*

    "oi does it in anger" :o says the chav

    that made me choke on my tea! :o (zuider drinker bit ;) )

    don't do that again Ms Mels (or should that be Mz Melz?? ;) )
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    oss you forgot its Gray! :D

    Sorry dols, forget I was a jezzabelle for a minute - WE WANT GRAY!

    Bingo cards to the ready - how long before YOU ARE A DISGRACE MADAM :p
  • MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    I don't think the "r" is working in her vocabulary, bit like Fishys "p" on his/her computer!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,496
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    hope jem has searched him for matches,if he don't like whats being said to him ,what chance for the studio :confused: :eek:

    PMSL :D:D:D
  • weedledeedleweedledeedle Posts: 8,669
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    Morning people :)

    I too am approaching retirement age & look after grandson (he has to forgo Cbeebies while I watch Jezza :o:D ).

    I am a kept woman too!!! :o

    But have had the same hubby for forty years!!! :eek: :p

    AND THAT'S A FACT!!!! :D


    ARE YOU SURE MADAM???!!!

    WE WANT THE PRUFFF AND THE TROOOF!!!

    *spits*
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 975
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    Melodybear wrote:
    I don't think the "r" is working in her vocabulary, bit like Fishys "p" on his/her computer!

    Yea, where is he - obviously still having trouble with his P :D
  • MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    that made me choke on my tea! :o (zuider drinker bit ;) )

    don't do that again Ms Mels (or should that be Mz Melz?? ;) )

    sorry Weeds - Your posts always make me PMSL
  • ianinclevelandianincleveland Posts: 21,380
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    he's stormed off to get his lighter.

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr@ Jem getting as near as he can to the lad
  • weedledeedleweedledeedle Posts: 8,669
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    Sorry dols, forget I was a jezzabelle for a minute - WE WANT GRAY!

    Bingo cards to the ready - how long before YOU ARE A DISGRACE MADAM :p


    and now the guests are getting in on the Bingo Game!!! :eek:

    she just said "we want the TROOOF"!!
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