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The Whoonie Inn (Part 24 - Spoiler Free Zone)

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    CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    Tumpy wrote: »
    Evening - just ignore me I'm trying to find a drink here that will cut through the muck that is coating my throat. Failing that I think I'll just get p****d and then perhaps I won't notice anymore.:eek:

    Have a Sonic (Brasso and water, easy on the water). It'll really clock your Ping-Cho. :D
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    **starts packing Webby's bags**

    I didn't know you needed your bags packed.
    :o:o, I'm sure dgem doesn't mind a threesome:p

    *Thinks about what else to pack*

    I dare say Mjolnir would come in handy :D
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    outsideoutside Posts: 5,610
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    May I enquire where you have been:mad:. You know the insurance company won't pay if you just disappear, they want proof for your demise:p:D.

    I just popped out for a tart.
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    outside wrote: »
    I just popped out for a tart.

    I thought you said you were cream crackered.
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    lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    Webslark wrote: »
    *Thinks about what else to pack*

    I dare say Mjolnir would come in handy :D

    I thought you had your Mjolnir with you at all times, just in case something needs attending to:p. Surely, packing it away would distract from its natural beauty.
    outside wrote: »
    I just popped out for a tart.

    Well I hope it was worth your while. Can you please pop in again, and get on with your job around here:mad:.
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    I thought you had your Mjolnir with you at all times, just in case something needs attending to:p. Surely, packing it away would distract from its natural beauty.



    Well I hope it was worth your while. Can you please pop in again, and get on with your job around here:mad:.

    I meant I could use Mjolnir to pound stuff into the cases of course. I woudl never pack it away, its so shiny and highly polished :D
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    outsideoutside Posts: 5,610
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    Webslark wrote: »
    I thought you said you were cream crackered.

    Can we hobnob about this later?
    Well I hope it was worth your while. Can you please pop in again, and get on with your job around here:mad:.

    I have a job? When did this happen? :eek:
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    outside wrote: »
    Can we hobnob about this later?



    I have a job? When did this happen? :eek:

    As long as you dont go on about Mel Bush and the ginger snaps :)

    Not so much a job as a calling, or so I understand
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    lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    outside wrote: »
    Can we hobnob about this later?



    I have a job? When did this happen? :eek:

    Your moustache is not looking like this without hard work. It's a full time job to keep it in top shape, with the tools of your trade:D
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    WebslarkWebslark Posts: 18,946
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    Your moustache is not looking like this without hard work. It's a full time job to keep it in top shape, with the tools of your trade:D

    So last century. :rolleyes:I was under the impression he had moved on to this
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    lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    Webslark wrote: »
    So last century. :rolleyes:I was under the impression he had moved on to this
    I had to take them away from him, you should have seen the carnage after he first used them:eek:. It looked like Carrie's return from the dead
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    CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    **releases some stale cannamon thumgs**
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    **puts a fresh batch of cannamon thumgs in the oven**

    **prepares dough for some cowsons at lunchtime**

    **back to bed**
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    nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    I havent been here for an age (apart from popping in to say hi) so ive never noticed

    Don't blame you. The new landlord hasn't a clue.
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    **puts a fresh batch of cannamon thumgs in the oven**

    **prepares dough for some cowsons at lunchtime**

    **back to bed**

    **wakes Coal Hill up to say....** Thanks for breaking your sleep to sort that out. Good of you. Broken sleep is really annoying. Sleep tight.

    **wakes Coal Hill up to say...** Sorry for the disturbance.
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    HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    **puts a fresh batch of cannamon thumgs in the oven**

    **prepares dough for some cowsons at lunchtime**

    **back to bed**

    *finds Coalhill asleep on an uncomfortable looking camp bed in the office and transmats him to one of the guest rooms*

    *programmes Inn to add an extra bedroom for Coalhill everytime the other rooms are full*

    *puts thumgs on a rack to cool and fills coffee vat*

    Morning All :D

    Hope everyone has a great day, its Friday Eve! :D
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    lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    *finds Coalhill asleep on an uncomfortable looking camp bed in the office and transmats him to one of the guest rooms*

    *programmes Inn to add an extra bedroom for Coalhill everytime the other rooms are full*

    *puts thumgs on a rack to cool and fills coffee vat*

    Morning All :D

    Hope everyone has a great day, its Friday Eve! :D

    **stuffs herself with thwo thumgs**

    **sneakily tries a bit of the cowson dough**

    Morning everybody:D. Almost Friday yeah.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,434
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    Morning all.:) It's allmost Friday day today!:confused::D
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    CoalHillJanitorCoalHillJanitor Posts: 15,634
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    **wakes up in guest room and scratches head**

    **walks down to Inn**

    **looks at dough and scratches head again**

    **makes cowsons and puts them in to bake**


    Moonring all.

    **attends to some cleaning duties**
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    Nikki E.Nikki E. Posts: 995
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    **enters Inn**

    Goood mornin'. :)

    **takes a seat nearest to the kitchen**

    **reminisces about the bakery that used to be on the high street**
    :(:cry::eek::D:yawn::sleep:
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    nebogipfelnebogipfel Posts: 8,375
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    Nikki E. wrote: »
    **enters Inn**

    Goood mornin'. :)

    **takes a seat nearest to the kitchen**

    **reminisces about the bakery that used to be on the high street**
    :(:cry::eek::D:yawn::sleep:

    Well, hopefully the thumgs and cowsons aren't too overbaked for you since we were all locked out of the Inn while they were in the oven

    **heaves lump of charred something or other to Nikki**

    **doesn't recall baker but reminisces about nice young man selling parma ham off the bone and chorizo and cheeses from kiosk in arcade. :) Also reminisces about the excellent fish and chip shop in Sanderstead run by lovely Greek couple.**
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    Tiggs99Tiggs99 Posts: 279
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    You still have cowsuns in the Inn. You have no idea how pleased that makes me.

    Of course Thumgs are the thing for a Thursday afternoon though.:D
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    Sophie ~Oohie~Sophie ~Oohie~ Posts: 10,395
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    Have you lot seen the front page, now I have a feeling Amy dies...
    :D
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    HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    Tiggs99 wrote: »
    You still have cowsuns in the Inn. You have no idea how pleased that makes me.

    Of course Thumgs are the thing for a Thursday afternoon though.:D
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    Classics never go out of style :D
    Have you lot seen the front page, now I have a feeling Amy dies...
    :D

    Never go on the home page as I don't want to see spoilers
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    Sophie ~Oohie~Sophie ~Oohie~ Posts: 10,395
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    Classics never go out of style :D



    Never go on the home page as I don't want to see spoilers
    This one's not spoilery :)
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    HallamsteriscooHallamsteriscoo Posts: 21,667
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    This one's not spoilery :)

    I never said that one was, just that its my reason for not going on the home page :)
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    lach doch mallach doch mal Posts: 16,328
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    **releases some Woodruff thumgs**

    **switches on Vat**

    **adds a bottle of brown milk to the milk dispenser in the machine**

    Morning everyone. Friday, yippieh:D
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