Simon Cowell is he or isn't he??? (Part 2)

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  • FlickJFlickJ Posts: 246
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    With yesterday's news I thought this thread could do with a bump. So people who believes Cowell is going to be a daddy ? Is she even pregnant or is it all a PR stunt ? If she is, is it Simon's and if it is his was a turkey baster involved ????
  • incy wincyincy wincy Posts: 839
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    Gosh darnit, that Simon Cowell is just so heterosexually manly and virile, he's been schmoozing his friend's wife and gone and got her up the duff!

    Ahem.
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    The press are saying he was named in their divorce papers. It wouldn't be too far fetched to think a surrogate arrangement was made, or an agreement that she would raise the child with him in return for £££. Maybe having Sinitta's children round a lot has made him broody - but who knows? Maybe he actually had intercourse with a woman? Stranger things have happened!
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    X Factor starts in a few weeks interesting timing. ;)
  • quirkyquirkquirkyquirk Posts: 7,160
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    incy wincy wrote: »
    Gosh darnit, that Simon Cowell is just so heterosexually manly and virile, he's been schmoozing his friend's wife and gone and got her up the duff!

    Ahem.

    He could be bisexual not heterosexual.
  • shaggy_xshaggy_x Posts: 3,599
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    He could be bisexual not heterosexual.

    Or more likely asexual ;)
  • MicrokorgMicrokorg Posts: 2,670
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    He's so far in the closet, he's in Narnia
  • foxy23foxy23 Posts: 4,391
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    I really don't think he is gay!!
  • SatnavvySatnavvy Posts: 5,211
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    Microkorg wrote: »
    He's so far in the closet, he's in Narnia

    As in ****ing Mr Tumnus?:D
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    Jerrica09 wrote: »
    The press are saying he was named in their divorce papers. It wouldn't be too far fetched to think a surrogate arrangement was made, or an agreement that she would raise the child with him in return for £££. Maybe having Sinitta's children round a lot has made him broody - but who knows? Maybe he actually had intercourse with a woman? Stranger things have happened!

    Indeed.

    It's Simon Cowell, and he has the power to silence or put out info on whatever he wants in the media.

    The more convoluted this gets the more I just raise an eyebrow, figure old Botox Queen is at it again (and not with this woman) and switch off.
  • Mrs BBVMrs BBV Posts: 3,003
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    Was is Jamine Leonard or Alicia Dovall who said our Simon goes like a train and can manage 11 hours on the job?

    Chapeaus off to Lauren Silverman though......she has majored in 'open cast gold digging', drives a JCB, and succeeded where the lesser members of the Harem have failed. Who said patience wasn't a virtue?

    Don't know about putting 'a ring on it', more like he should have 'tied a knot in it'.

    Still at least Mummy Cowell is happy at the prospect of being a Grandma.

    Personally I think it's a master PR stroke as our Max knows the only thing that shifts copy faster is a Royal wedding or Royal baby and there is no more likely to be one of those this side of Christmas leaving all headlines clear for a very hetro Daddy Cowell, his virile self and a fading TV show in need of a shove up the ratings.
  • NormandyMaryNormandyMary Posts: 865
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    Was it a grudge baby (Did someone have it in for him)
    If not, can he be sure its his? Perhaps they should go on the Jeremy Kyle show for a DNA test, so that Jezza can utter those magical words "You should have put something on the end of it"!
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    Microkorg wrote: »
    He's so far in the closet, he's in Narnia
    Rofl!!! I just spat my tea out. :D
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    Mrs BBV wrote: »
    Was is Jamine Leonard or Alicia Dovall who said our Simon goes like a train and can manage 11 hours on the job?

    Chapeaus off to Lauren Silverman though......she has majored in 'open cast gold digging', drives a JCB, and succeeded where the lesser members of the Harem have failed. Who said patience wasn't a virtue?

    Don't know about putting 'a ring on it', more like he should have 'tied a knot in it'.

    Still at least Mummy Cowell is happy at the prospect of being a Grandma.

    Personally I think it's a master PR stroke as our Max knows the only thing that shifts copy faster is a Royal wedding or Royal baby and there is no more likely to be one of those this side of Christmas leaving all headlines clear for a very hetro Daddy Cowell, his virile self and a fading TV show in need of a shove up the ratings.
    I think she's the only woman that Cowell ever wanted to marry, the dirty old fruit. :rolleyes:
  • SunnyMcSunnySunnyMcSunny Posts: 26
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    Definitely a turkey baster job.

    I'm sure he came to a mutually beneficial arrangement with his friends a while back. They'll have plotted out the photo ops and story arc on a wall chart so everyone knows how they should be acting/what they should be saying on a day to day basis.

    Wil nobody think of the children :rolleyes:
  • Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    I said it in the other thread, it's all a PR stunt due to the return of the crap factor returning soon.
  • daisydeedaisydee Posts: 39,392
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    Jerrica09 wrote: »
    The press are saying he was named in their divorce papers. It wouldn't be too far fetched to think a surrogate arrangement was made, or an agreement that she would raise the child with him in return for £££. Maybe having Sinitta's children round a lot has made him broody - but who knows? Maybe he actually had intercourse with a woman? Stranger things have happened!

    He's only 'showbiz camp' believe me - he loves women, the more the better. :rolleyes:
  • C14EC14E Posts: 32,165
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    Definitely a turkey baster job.

    I'm sure he came to a mutually beneficial arrangement with his friends a while back. They'll have plotted out the photo ops and story arc on a wall chart so everyone knows how they should be acting/what they should be saying on a day to day basis.

    Wil nobody think of the children :rolleyes:

    Jesus, DS never ceases to amuse and amaze. :rolleyes::D
  • incy wincyincy wincy Posts: 839
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    He could be bisexual not heterosexual.

    That's not in the spirit of this thread! :D

    It all does seem just too PR managed to be a natural thing. Pretty much everything about him seems PRed to the hilt.
  • Pablo79Pablo79 Posts: 200
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    He is Sinittexual.
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    Mrs BBV wrote: »
    Was is Jamine Leonard or Alicia Dovall who said our Simon goes like a train and can manage 11 hours on the job?

    Chapeaus off to Lauren Silverman though......she has majored in 'open cast gold digging', drives a JCB, and succeeded where the lesser members of the Harem have failed. Who said patience wasn't a virtue?

    Don't know about putting 'a ring on it', more like he should have 'tied a knot in it'.
    Still at least Mummy Cowell is happy at the prospect of being a Grandma.

    Personally I think it's a master PR stroke as our Max knows the only thing that shifts copy faster is a Royal wedding or Royal baby and there is no more likely to be one of those this side of Christmas leaving all headlines clear for a very hetro Daddy Cowell, his virile self and a fading TV show in need of a shove up the ratings.

    Hi Mrs BBV long time no see. Yep this even trumps finding " the one" with old mishgone. You don't actually believe it's his do you ? well not by the conventional method anyway :p
    Going to interesting to see how this one plays out ;) This could actually do him a lot of harm over the pond. Being a bit a bit of a goer is one thing( though at his age i seriously doubt he is :D) but not with your friend's mrs
  • Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    Pablo79 wrote: »
    He is Sinittexual.

    she wishes
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    Definitely a turkey baster job.

    I'm sure he came to a mutually beneficial arrangement with his friends a while back. They'll have plotted out the photo ops and story arc on a wall chart so everyone knows how they should be acting/what they should be saying on a day to day basis.

    Wil nobody think of the children :rolleyes:

    Maybe Simon's taking the strain of his brother's supposed involvement?

    Has the brother got a family?

    Just wondering...
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    daisydee wrote: »
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    He's only 'showbiz camp' believe me - he loves women, the more the better. :rolleyes:

    So what does Paul McKenna do all day following him around then?

    Making notes or something?

    PS: if you know him tell him to stop closeting gay performers! It's 20-effing-13, not the fifties! :P
  • DE53DE53 Posts: 2,641
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    wilehelmas wrote: »
    Maybe Simon's taking the strain of his brother's supposed involvement?

    Has the brother got a family?

    Just wondering...

    Yes , i think he would do that to protect him and family if it's true

    Yes he is married with 2 youngish children

    Simons change of heart on wanting a family is rather sudden and convenient . Unless having more babies in his social circle lately has made him broody :p
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