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How do you while away the time when using the toilet?
Picto
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Sometimes evacuating your bowels can be a long and arduous task. A portion of your day might be wasted unless you put this sitting down time to good use. Extreme boredom might set in on longer sittings so distraction is needed.
What do you do to pass the time?
Plotting through the TV pages is a favourite of mine and the appearance of Candy Crush on the mobile is a godsend.
On occasions i have been known to fall asleep for a bit.
I believe men have an unfair advantage in this scenario because if there are no toilet props available they can always grab their members and pretend they are piloting a plane dropping brown bombs into the vast ocean below. I have never done this.
What do you do to pass the time?
Plotting through the TV pages is a favourite of mine and the appearance of Candy Crush on the mobile is a godsend.
On occasions i have been known to fall asleep for a bit.
I believe men have an unfair advantage in this scenario because if there are no toilet props available they can always grab their members and pretend they are piloting a plane dropping brown bombs into the vast ocean below. I have never done this.
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You obviously need more fibre and water in your diet. You're going to get piles if you sit there straining for that long.
Either that or get a job in an office where going for a dump is your entertainment for the morning.
I had to read this twice.
Urggh! You poo in the work's toilets?!
You disgust me.
It's a good place to contemplate.
I find it impossible to have a number two at work, doesn't make my other half happy when I sprint past her when I get home for a dump though.
Me, too.
I've been working for 33 years and I haven't EVER had a dump at work in all that time.
No doubt that you're getting enough fibre then!