Dan mucking about doing robotics in the garage with a stupid look on his face, Cain (having a bad Debbie-related day) walks in, looks at him morosely and says 'Sometimes I REALLY hate you.' I thought it was hilarious because he put into words exactly what I was thinking about Dan right at the moment:D
another good Charity sarcastic one, from the time when Cain and Charity were living together and she was job hunting.
She's come back from an interview with Jai, and is making a cup of tea. Cain bursts in demanding 'an explanation' for some transgression or other, angrily. She looks at him, and says 'Tea. You get a teabag, pop it in a cup, add water..'
Betty: "he was as white as a sheet. Well, maybe not quite - that tan of his would take some shifting."
It's not a quote, but I have a memory of Betty, when the whole Lamb/Wylde thing was kicking off, and the police were searching the garage and ryan's house for the murder weapon. She was sitting out front of her house with her deckchair, and if I recall correctly, knitting and snacks, so she could get a good view of all the goings on:D:D Now I would have been rubber necking too, but I would have been more subtle about it.
Dan mucking about doing robotics in the garage with a stupid look on his face, Cain (having a bad Debbie-related day) walks in, looks at him morosely and says 'Sometimes I REALLY hate you.' I thought it was hilarious because he put into words exactly what I was thinking about Dan right at the moment:D
In the otherwise awful 'dingles for richer, for poorer' spin off, Sam did a good wee joke. The Dingles think they've won the lottery, and Cain's joking that Lisa will have to play her cards right because Zak bought the ticket, so technically it's his money. Sam chips in with a joke
'this fella wins the lottery. His wife comes home and he says 'Pack your bags I've won the lottery.' She says 'Where are we going?' He replies 'I don't care where you go. I'VE won the lottery!''::D
It's not a quote, but I have a memory of Betty, when the whole Lamb/Wylde thing was kicking off, and the police were searching the garage and ryan's house for the murder weapon. She was sitting out front of her house with her deckchair, and if I recall correctly, knitting and snacks, so she could get a good view of all the goings on:D:D Now I would have been rubber necking too, but I would have been more subtle about it.
Didn't Betty used to take sandwiches and a flask of tea to the court whenever any the characters were in the dock just to be nosey? :D
A couple from Betty when she was working in the cafe:
'I don't make the news, I just broadcast it.'
(Stuffing a cream cake into her gob) 'Hang on, I need to concentrate so as not to be sick.'
I chuckled quite a bit at those two!
:D:D I haven't seen those but I blooming love Betty, she needs to bring out a joke book in time for Christmas. Or do a storyline where they get Betty to an open mic night, she'd bring the house down.
After Jimmy had asked John about Holly babysitting for him and Nicola - not aware of Holly taking drugs at Ashley's and after Nicola had shouted it out in front of the pub)
Jimmy: I honestly had no idea
Val: I know sweetheart, you're far too thick for that level of sarcasm
Moira: ..I would't except anything less from a pair of witches
Nicola [walks in]: That;s not very nice
Chas: We weren't even talking about you
Charity: I was thinking it though
When Charity found out that Jai was Archie's father, she said to Rachel "You must have misread my advert; I wanted a scrubber to scrub the factory, not sleep with my husband."
When it was annouced that Katie was pregnant at, what looks like, a village event for the council or something. Katie is standing on hay trailer screaming at her dad & Jack.
Katie [to her dad and crowd]: I'm not ill, I'm pregnant
Betty: Brave Girl! [sightly quieter]: I'd 'ave denied it.
When Charity found out that Jai was Archie's father, she said to Rachel "You must have misread my advert; I wanted a scrubber to scrub the factory, not sleep with my husband."
Victoria: I'm not being funny Moira, but I need this about as much as a Swan needs an IPod.
What is this, Grab a granny night? Careful Edna you might be next!
For some reason the line about the swan needing an ipod really stuck in my head. Victoria is emerging as a nice little comedian with some of her lines like tonight when Leyla walked into the pub "hang on, let me just check the entertainment licence" obviously living with Betty has been a good influence on her!
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She's come back from an interview with Jai, and is making a cup of tea. Cain bursts in demanding 'an explanation' for some transgression or other, angrily. She looks at him, and says 'Tea. You get a teabag, pop it in a cup, add water..'
It's not a quote, but I have a memory of Betty, when the whole Lamb/Wylde thing was kicking off, and the police were searching the garage and ryan's house for the murder weapon. She was sitting out front of her house with her deckchair, and if I recall correctly, knitting and snacks, so she could get a good view of all the goings on:D:D Now I would have been rubber necking too, but I would have been more subtle about it.
Ha ha that was a good scene
Moira: "just try it and you'll be talking like a woman the rest of your life"
'this fella wins the lottery. His wife comes home and he says 'Pack your bags I've won the lottery.' She says 'Where are we going?' He replies 'I don't care where you go. I'VE won the lottery!''::D
Zak [to Ashley]: My dog does that when it's got worms
Kerry [to Andy]: Oh here! It's like having a night out with Social Service hanging around with you.
I couldn't stop laughing at this either.
'I don't make the news, I just broadcast it.'
(Stuffing a cream cake into her gob) 'Hang on, I need to concentrate so as not to be sick.'
I chuckled quite a bit at those two!
Jimmy: I honestly had no idea
Val: I know sweetheart, you're far too thick for that level of sarcasm
Moira: ..I would't except anything less from a pair of witches
Nicola [walks in]: That;s not very nice
Chas: We weren't even talking about you
Charity: I was thinking it though
The whole scene at the start.
Cain pointing to Rodney lurking in the background and the PC feathers comment.
When it was annouced that Katie was pregnant at, what looks like, a village event for the council or something. Katie is standing on hay trailer screaming at her dad & Jack.
Katie [to her dad and crowd]: I'm not ill, I'm pregnant
Betty: Brave Girl! [sightly quieter]: I'd 'ave denied it.
For some reason the line about the swan needing an ipod really stuck in my head. Victoria is emerging as a nice little comedian with some of her lines like tonight when Leyla walked into the pub "hang on, let me just check the entertainment licence" obviously living with Betty has been a good influence on her!
Eric [to Finn about Val]: we're not alone, you've got Valerie's split personality to keep us company
Dan: Roses are red, violets are blue
Cain: A punch in the face, or make us a brew
Both of these were amazing