Oh dear. Looks like the new hubby was 'obsessed' with Jodie Marsh too & was tweeting & DMing her .
OUCH! That will hit the new Mrs Hayler where it hurts.
Oh well,that is what happens when you marry a random himbo
things come crawling out of the woodwork.
Porn movies----online sessions with gay gentlemen----twitter obsessions. More to follow no doubt.
How embarrassing for Katie that Jodie Marsh was the more savvy one & saw through him while she is now stuck with Jodie's cast-off.
I love this bit-->> “What I won't do is get dragged into a tit for tat argument with Pete about the children to be played out in public - they are old enough to read these things."
Crikey ! Irony bypass going on there methinks.:eek:
I love this bit-->> “What I won't do is get dragged into a tit for tat argument with Pete about the children to be played out in public - they are old enough to read these things."
Crikey ! Irony bypass going on there methinks.:eek:
Where on earth does it say that? The link was an interview by Jodie Marsh...
So she's been with him 7-8 weeks and she's already pregnant (allegedly)? But isn't she always saying she makes men wait for sex?
I wouldn't mind betting she just reels 'em in with sex and more sex, probably has it four or five times a day for the first six months, then makes them wait...................and wait.................and wait........until finally she makes them live a totally sexless existence.
She doesn't strike me as a very sexual person at all, despite her persona.
It is going to be fabulous. In fact the prospect of the soap opera that is about to unfold has provoked me to go from lurker to poster. After TWO YEARS of lurking. I guess I have to accept that I have a problem - I'm hooked on car crash celebrities. The shame!
Out of morbid curiousity I had a nose back on Kev's Twitter feed this afternoon and was thrilled to discover that he has yet to scour his past of things that will enrage The Pricey. From a glance back to autumn he seems to have reached out to a few paparazzi princesses before striking 9 carat gold with the missus. I also noticed that he had (coincidentally/cleverly) bonded with a couple of KP's 'entourage' before the fairytale romance began.
I am *dying* to see how long it will take for the bride to crack and enforce the usual rules upon her ambitious groom:
Thou shall have no love but me. Neither family, pets nor friends shall trouble thy mind
Thou shall not tweet, nor BBM nor update a status without the approval of thy bride
Thou shall disavow any history of sexual contact with lady-persons.
Henceforth all lady-persons thou hast known shall be shunned and decried as skanks, dogs and losers by thee.
She will be dying inside with the urge to read every email, DM and text he has ever received. The fact that she hasn't (and the state of his Twitter feed suggests it has yet to occur) is the single thing that convinces me she is yet to be with child. When the pregnancy is secured...
Kev will begin to pay the price for fame-seeking through The Pricey.
It is going to be fabulous. In fact the prospect of the soap opera that is about to unfold has provoked me to go from lurker to poster. After TWO YEARS of lurking. I guess I have to accept that I have a problem - I'm hooked on car crash celebrities. The shame!
Out of morbid curiousity I had a nose back on Kev's Twitter feed this afternoon and was thrilled to discover that he has yet to scour his past of things that will enrage The Pricey. From a glance back to autumn he seems to have reached out to a few paparazzi princesses before striking 9 carat gold with the missus. I also noticed that he had (coincidentally/cleverly) bonded with a couple of KP's 'entourage' before the fairytale romance began.
I am *dying* to see how long it will take for the bride to crack and enforce the usual rules upon her ambitious groom:
Thou shall have no love but me. Neither family, pets nor friends shall trouble thy mind
Thou shall not tweet, nor BBM nor update a status without the approval of thy bride
Thou shall disavow any history of sexual contact with lady-persons.
Henceforth all lady-persons thou hast known shall be shunned and decried as skanks, dogs and losers by thee.
She will be dying inside with the urge to read every email, DM and text he has ever received. The fact that she hasn't (and the state of his Twitter feed suggests it has yet to occur) is the single thing that convinces me she is yet to be with child. When the pregnancy is secured...
Kev will begin to pay the price for fame-seeking through The Pricey.
(Aaand I'm off to get a life now...)
You aint goin' nowhere till you spill:D .
What other princesses?
As for the bonding with her entourage. ? I can't think who you mean ! Much.;)
You aint goin' nowhere till you spill:D .
What other princesses?
I'm not great with names so I may have overlooked a few beauties but, from memory, the porn girl from the headlines earlier (Paige?) was on there, Lucy Pinder (he uses a phishing "did you message me or have you been hacked?" on her then tries to chat, Geordie Shore bird Holly, The lovely Ms. Marsh and even one or two trying to reach out to KP. There was nothing particularly incriminating (unless your name is Katie and you have a paranoid streak as wide as your very large hair) just a hint of star-f*cking smarm.
He reads like a lad on the pull minutes before the club closes - approaching every girl left in the room to say "hey babe", hoping one will bite. It almost makes me feel sad for KP, that she requires so little game from her men. And then I remember that she will strip him of any shred of dignity he possesses, eat his soul and ruin his life. So it all balances out in the end.
I'm not great with names so I may have overlooked a few beauties but, from memory, the porn girl from the headlines earlier (Paige?) was on there, Lucy Pinder (he uses a phishing "did you message me or have you been hacked?" on her then tries to chat, Geordie Shore bird Holly, The lovely Ms. Marsh and even one or two trying to reach out to KP. There was nothing particularly incriminating (unless your name is Katie and you have a paranoid streak as wide as your very large hair) just a hint of star-f*cking smarm.
He reads like a lad on the pull minutes before the club closes - approaching every girl left in the room to say "hey babe", hoping one will bite. It almost makes me feel sad for KP, that she requires so little game from her men. And then I remember that she will strip him of any shred of dignity he possesses, eat his soul and ruin his life. So it all balances out in the end.
Lucy Pinder ? Punching above his weight there:eek: He wishes.
Still,he has found his level with Pricey & has hit some sort of dubious jackpot, so this time the old saying seems apt "as God made them,he matched them".
I agree,he needs to live high on the hog while he can because before long he'll be sucked dry. Not sexually, I think her past pretending to enjoy that side of things,but for sure he'll go the way of Reid & be sidelined as "been there ,done that
NEXT ! "
It is going to be fabulous. In fact the prospect of the soap opera that is about to unfold has provoked me to go from lurker to poster. After TWO YEARS of lurking. I guess I have to accept that I have a problem - I'm hooked on car crash celebrities. The shame!
Out of morbid curiousity I had a nose back on Kev's Twitter feed this afternoon and was thrilled to discover that he has yet to scour his past of things that will enrage The Pricey. From a glance back to autumn he seems to have reached out to a few paparazzi princesses before striking 9 carat gold with the missus. I also noticed that he had (coincidentally/cleverly) bonded with a couple of KP's 'entourage' before the fairytale romance began.
I am *dying* to see how long it will take for the bride to crack and enforce the usual rules upon her ambitious groom:
Thou shall have no love but me. Neither family, pets nor friends shall trouble thy mind
Thou shall not tweet, nor BBM nor update a status without the approval of thy bride
Thou shall disavow any history of sexual contact with lady-persons.
Henceforth all lady-persons thou hast known shall be shunned and decried as skanks, dogs and losers by thee.
She will be dying inside with the urge to read every email, DM and text he has ever received. The fact that she hasn't (and the state of his Twitter feed suggests it has yet to occur) is the single thing that convinces me she is yet to be with child. When the pregnancy is secured...
Kev will begin to pay the price for fame-seeking through The Pricey.
I'm not great with names so I may have overlooked a few beauties but, from memory, the porn girl from the headlines earlier (Paige?) was on there, Lucy Pinder (he uses a phishing "did you message me or have you been hacked?" on her then tries to chat, Geordie Shore bird Holly, The lovely Ms. Marsh and even one or two trying to reach out to KP. There was nothing particularly incriminating (unless your name is Katie and you have a paranoid streak as wide as your very large hair) just a hint of star-f*cking smarm.
He reads like a lad on the pull minutes before the club closes - approaching every girl left in the room to say "hey babe", hoping one will bite. It almost makes me feel sad for KP, that she requires so little game from her men. And then I remember that she will strip him of any shred of dignity he possesses, eat his soul and ruin his life. So it all balances out in the end.
:D you should not go back to lurking, please keep posting:cool:
It is going to be fabulous. In fact the prospect of the soap opera that is about to unfold has provoked me to go from lurker to poster. After TWO YEARS of lurking. I guess I have to accept that I have a problem - I'm hooked on car crash celebrities. The shame!
Out of morbid curiousity I had a nose back on Kev's Twitter feed this afternoon and was thrilled to discover that he has yet to scour his past of things that will enrage The Pricey. From a glance back to autumn he seems to have reached out to a few paparazzi princesses before striking 9 carat gold with the missus. I also noticed that he had (coincidentally/cleverly) bonded with a couple of KP's 'entourage' before the fairytale romance began.
I am *dying* to see how long it will take for the bride to crack and enforce the usual rules upon her ambitious groom:
Thou shall have no love but me. Neither family, pets nor friends shall trouble thy mind
Thou shall not tweet, nor BBM nor update a status without the approval of thy bride
Thou shall disavow any history of sexual contact with lady-persons.
Henceforth all lady-persons thou hast known shall be shunned and decried as skanks, dogs and losers by thee.
She will be dying inside with the urge to read every email, DM and text he has ever received. The fact that she hasn't (and the state of his Twitter feed suggests it has yet to occur) is the single thing that convinces me she is yet to be with child. When the pregnancy is secured...
Kev will begin to pay the price for fame-seeking through The Pricey.
And the first teeny tiny pink arrow swooshes down from the turrets of Castle Pricey. Kev wanted HER for a whole year before she succumbed to his winning combination of brawn and...functioning testes. Take *that* Jodie Marsh.
Obviously the poor fellow has been innocently killing time with lesser ladies, hoping KP would look his way and counting down the days (on his fingers) until they could be together
And the first teeny tiny pink arrow swooshes down from the turrets of Castle Pricey. Kev wanted HER for a whole year before she succumbed to his winning combination of brawn and...functioning testes. Take *that* Jodie Marsh.
Obviously the poor fellow has been innocently killing time with lesser ladies, hoping KP would look his way and counting down the days (on his fingers) until they could be together
What a lovely, not to mention flattering photo of the new Mrs Hayler there!
All this sounds just like Melanie Sykes and her toyboy, as he went after Cheryl Cole and Jodie Marsh first before settling on Mel. Mel and Katie - Jodie Marsh's sloppy seconds - oh, the shame!
Now mag cant seem to decide whether she's ' Katie Price' or 'Jordan' either.
Check out his twitter. It goes right back, I only went to June then got fed up. But it looks like he's a bit of a celeb rimmer. Even tweeting Kerry Katona. Plus, he's known Phil Turner (DIY) at least since June, they were both in the same gym & tweeting. Kev also sent Phil a photo of himself with nothing much on, which Phil appreciated. Very strange all this.
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OUCH! That will hit the new Mrs Hayler where it hurts.
Oh well,that is what happens when you marry a random himbo
things come crawling out of the woodwork.
Porn movies----online sessions with gay gentlemen----twitter obsessions. More to follow no doubt.
How embarrassing for Katie that Jodie Marsh was the more savvy one & saw through him while she is now stuck with Jodie's cast-off.
This could be good
“What I won't do is get dragged into a tit for tat argument with Pete about the children to be played out in public - they are old enough to read these things."
Crikey ! Irony bypass going on there methinks.:eek:
Where on earth does it say that? The link was an interview by Jodie Marsh...
uhoh:D:D just when they'd sort of made up too over Jodie's escaped horses
Also......
Oh ffs. :rolleyes:
Go below that. Statement from Katie Price.:)
Might explain the shotgun wedding.
So she's been with him 7-8 weeks and she's already pregnant (allegedly)? But isn't she always saying she makes men wait for sex?
It beggars belief.
But then this is "the one". Isn't it/he ?:rolleyes:
She really has no idea about Mr Right. For her, Mr Right Now is as good as it gets.
If they're still together in 2 years time, I'll be the first to come on here and admit I was wrong. :rolleyes:
Poor Katie being second best to jodie marsh.:D
I wouldn't mind betting she just reels 'em in with sex and more sex, probably has it four or five times a day for the first six months, then makes them wait...................and wait.................and wait........until finally she makes them live a totally sexless existence.
She doesn't strike me as a very sexual person at all, despite her persona.
It is going to be fabulous. In fact the prospect of the soap opera that is about to unfold has provoked me to go from lurker to poster. After TWO YEARS of lurking. I guess I have to accept that I have a problem - I'm hooked on car crash celebrities. The shame!
Out of morbid curiousity I had a nose back on Kev's Twitter feed this afternoon and was thrilled to discover that he has yet to scour his past of things that will enrage The Pricey. From a glance back to autumn he seems to have reached out to a few paparazzi princesses before striking 9 carat gold with the missus. I also noticed that he had (coincidentally/cleverly) bonded with a couple of KP's 'entourage' before the fairytale romance began.
I am *dying* to see how long it will take for the bride to crack and enforce the usual rules upon her ambitious groom:
She will be dying inside with the urge to read every email, DM and text he has ever received. The fact that she hasn't (and the state of his Twitter feed suggests it has yet to occur) is the single thing that convinces me she is yet to be with child. When the pregnancy is secured...
Kev will begin to pay the price for fame-seeking through The Pricey.
(Aaand I'm off to get a life now...)
You aint goin' nowhere till you spill:D .
What other princesses?
As for the bonding with her entourage. ? I can't think who you mean ! Much.;)
I'm not great with names so I may have overlooked a few beauties but, from memory, the porn girl from the headlines earlier (Paige?) was on there, Lucy Pinder (he uses a phishing "did you message me or have you been hacked?" on her then tries to chat, Geordie Shore bird Holly, The lovely Ms. Marsh and even one or two trying to reach out to KP. There was nothing particularly incriminating (unless your name is Katie and you have a paranoid streak as wide as your very large hair) just a hint of star-f*cking smarm.
He reads like a lad on the pull minutes before the club closes - approaching every girl left in the room to say "hey babe", hoping one will bite. It almost makes me feel sad for KP, that she requires so little game from her men. And then I remember that she will strip him of any shred of dignity he possesses, eat his soul and ruin his life. So it all balances out in the end.
Still,he has found his level with Pricey & has hit some sort of dubious jackpot, so this time the old saying seems apt "as God made them,he matched them".
I agree,he needs to live high on the hog while he can because before long he'll be sucked dry. Not sexually, I think her past pretending to enjoy that side of things,but for sure he'll go the way of Reid & be sidelined as "been there ,done that
NEXT ! "
I think I love you.
You're funny.
And the first teeny tiny pink arrow swooshes down from the turrets of Castle Pricey. Kev wanted HER for a whole year before she succumbed to his winning combination of brawn and...functioning testes. Take *that* Jodie Marsh.
Obviously the poor fellow has been innocently killing time with lesser ladies, hoping KP would look his way and counting down the days (on his fingers) until they could be together
What a lovely, not to mention flattering photo of the new Mrs Hayler there!
All this sounds just like Melanie Sykes and her toyboy, as he went after Cheryl Cole and Jodie Marsh first before settling on Mel. Mel and Katie - Jodie Marsh's sloppy seconds - oh, the shame!
Now mag cant seem to decide whether she's ' Katie Price' or 'Jordan' either.
Picked and/or paid for herself ?
wonder if we will read how she has been left with the bills when this marriage goes pear shaped ?
Of course we will !