She must surely be suffering from two black eyes from those boobs bouncing about for a start - or perhaps they cushioned her fall. Daft Bint
Maybe she lost her balance due to the weight of her big head, boobs and bum. I remember how unintentionally hilarious she was on Strictly when she was trying to do a sexy rumba it was painfully funny and she got booted off.
Just when you thought this woman couldn't become any more of a joke. Running naked on her treadmill? Yep I really believe that happened. I also believe she looks 25.
"Don't ask" = "well, much as I would LOVE you to ask, and for me to talk more about myself, I don't really want to elaborate on this story for obvious reasons."
Just wait for the "tasteful" nudie photoshoot which I'm surprised she hasn't done yet, after all we had Sharon Stone doing it the other week and Lorraine Kelly in a bikini recently too - all taking attention away from her.
Or maybe she'll just have surgery to implant a neon sign saying "LOOK AT ME!!!!"
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There are some things that cannot be un-seen or un-thought and the image of a naked Carol Vorderman bouncing all over a tread mill is one of them...
She must surely be suffering from two black eyes from those boobs bouncing about for a start - or perhaps they cushioned her fall. Daft Bint
Maybe she lost her balance due to the weight of her big head, boobs and bum. I remember how unintentionally hilarious she was on Strictly when she was trying to do a sexy rumba it was painfully funny and she got booted off.
"Don't ask" = "well, much as I would LOVE you to ask, and for me to talk more about myself, I don't really want to elaborate on this story for obvious reasons."
Or maybe she'll just have surgery to implant a neon sign saying "LOOK AT ME!!!!"
Always fancied this bitch. x