Any Thatcher jokes yet?

mizhogmizhog Posts: 970
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any one heard any zingers yet?
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  • rick182rick182 Posts: 11,092
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    delete
  • vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    Aye, she's been passed fit to work by ATOS.
  • Barry_JohnsonBarry_Johnson Posts: 905
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    hopefully anyone making them will face a police investigation like that kid who got done for making jokes about that missing welsh girl.
  • vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    rick182 wrote: »
    What did Thatcher and Saville have in conman .. They both screwed minors in the 80s

    God...lol. That's appalling..:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 16,986
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    hopefully anyone making them will face a police investigation like that kid who got done for making jokes about that missing welsh girl.

    I don't think that is likely somehow.
  • FMKKFMKK Posts: 32,074
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    hopefully anyone making them will face a police investigation like that kid who got done for making jokes about that missing welsh girl.

    Anyone who makes a joke about Thatcher should be under police investigation? What nonsense. I didn't realise we were the USSR...
  • BelligerenceBelligerence Posts: 40,613
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    vosne wrote: »
    Aye, she's been passed fit to work by ATOS.
    Workfare placement starts next week.
  • WhatJoeThinksWhatJoeThinks Posts: 11,037
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    Just seen the plans for Margaret Thatcher's grave. Beautiful really, but I think they should have made the dancefloor bigger. :D
  • yorkiegalyorkiegal Posts: 18,929
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    Thatcher's plan to avoid her ATOS medical failed today when they announced that turning in your grave unaided will automatically result in you being declared fit to stack shelves at Poundland.
  • Barry_JohnsonBarry_Johnson Posts: 905
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    FMKK wrote: »
    Anyone who makes a joke about Thatcher should be under police investigation? What nonsense. I didn't realise we were the USSR...

    the law changed surely with that lad who got done for making those jokes about the missing welsh girl.

    you can't make jokes about dead or missing people anymore if they're seen to be in bad taste and upsetting.

    it's against the law.
  • ba_baracusba_baracus Posts: 3,236
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  • Scotty2012Scotty2012 Posts: 1,065
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    She's only been in hell for over an hour and has already shut 3 furnaces. :mad:
  • HiMyNameIsHiMyNameIs Posts: 1,785
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    The Iron Lady has died. May she rust in piece.
  • FMKKFMKK Posts: 32,074
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    the law changed surely with that lad who got done for making those jokes about the missing welsh girl.

    you can't make jokes about dead or missing people anymore if they're seen to be in bad taste and upsetting.

    it's against the law.

    Let's see that law please. And even if it does exist, it is ridiculous.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,064
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    Maggie arrived at the pearly gates and said to St Michael 'Get out of my chair':D
  • Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    I don't know about jokes but there's a lot of confusion on twitter about the hashtag #Nowthatchersdead.

    Cher isn't dead though.
  • Barry_JohnsonBarry_Johnson Posts: 905
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    FMKK wrote: »
    Let's see that law please. And even if it does exist, it is ridiculous.

    http://news.sky.com/story/994920/april-jones-man-jailed-for-offensive-web-posts
  • Scotty2012Scotty2012 Posts: 1,065
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    April 2013 - Margaret Thatcher dies
    May 2013 - Hell privatised.
  • dee123dee123 Posts: 46,265
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    the law changed surely with that lad who got done for making those jokes about the missing welsh girl.

    you can't make jokes about dead or missing people anymore if they're seen to be in bad taste and upsetting.

    it's against the law.

    Well then they better start clearing some jails out.....
  • mrsmoosemrsmoose Posts: 2,090
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    Charles HRH Twitter account has "Text from Nick Clegg, "Sad to head about the death of Baroness Thatcher. I loved her in Mamma Mia". Not replying".

    :D
  • WhatJoeThinksWhatJoeThinks Posts: 11,037
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    I don't know about jokes but there's a lot of confusion on twitter about the hashtag #Nowthatchersdead.

    Cher isn't dead though.
    LOL! :D
  • finkfink Posts: 2,364
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    Mrs Thatcher arrives at Hell and is greeted by Jimmy Savile who says to her "Now then, you're here for screwing minors too?"

    Ba-dum tish
  • trevgotrevgo Posts: 28,241
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    Carol's now subject to the spare bedroom tax, apparently.
  • blitzben85blitzben85 Posts: 3,020
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    - The Evil Dead set to make a comeback at the end of this month.

    Just when we all thought the old hag was finally gone...

    - When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "F**king brilliant!"

    Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.

    Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.

    - Thatcher could have had a public state funeral, but she sold that off to private companies.

    Ding dong.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,116
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    dee123 wrote: »
    Well then they better start clearing some jails out.....

    Maybe just build a fence around Southern England and call the rest of the world a prison?
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