Omfg. Just placed a tesco online shop, do i pay them when the come?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    zombie wrote: »
    Did'nt the same OP have a thread something along the lines of- OMFG have to have an interview for job seekers allowance and am scared?

    Yes, wait until the end of the world is nigh.
  • John259John259 Posts: 28,446
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    zombie wrote: »
    Did'nt the same OP have a thread something along the lines of- OMFG have to have an interview for job seekers allowance and am scared?


    found it-im so scared. JOB SEEKERS
    To me that thread seems to suggest that the OP is genuine and worries about things rather more than most people, so we should try to be supportive.

    Or perhaps I'm just in a good mood this morning :)
  • MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    so, have the masters of the internet(The web Jedi) deemed this thread a hoax?


    I'm always so impressed when someone called 'hoax'. It's like I'm in the presence of Hannibal Lecter-type insight.

    Are the lambs silent now, OP?
  • gomezzgomezz Posts: 44,611
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    "The hoax you ordered was not available. Please accept this piece of flimflam as a substitute"
  • WinterFireWinterFire Posts: 9,509
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    My Ocado shop just arrived. But, we discovered that we'd accidentally bought 3x Tropical Fruit Juice Drink instead of fruit juice. The friendly and helpful driver took them back and off the bill. But, we've just realised that our total doesn't come to over £80 any more. So, does that mean that they won't give us the £20 off for the voucher and charge us more?
  • hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    I suspect one did on Friday.

    cheeky:D:D
  • hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    WinterFire wrote: »
    My Ocado shop just arrived. But, we discovered that we'd accidentally bought 3x Tropical Fruit Juice Drink instead of fruit juice. The friendly and helpful driver took them back and off the bill. But, we've just realised that our total doesn't come to over £80 any more. So, does that mean that they won't give us the £20 off for the voucher and charge us more?

    doubt it...Ocado are usually pretty good.
  • WinterFireWinterFire Posts: 9,509
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    hooter wrote: »
    doubt it...Ocado are usually pretty good.

    I hope you're right. Everything's been right so far. But not being used to shopping online we weren't careful enough to select the right items.
  • SambdaSambda Posts: 6,207
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    WinterFire wrote: »
    I hope you're right. Everything's been right so far. But not being used to shopping online we weren't careful enough to select the right items.

    Next time is easier, because you can just call up your last order and click through down the list straight into your basket.

    I'm sorry to state the bleeding obvious, but I know somebody who was hand-picking each item each time they ordered!
  • WinterFireWinterFire Posts: 9,509
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    Sambda wrote: »
    Next time is easier, because you can just call up your last order and click through down the list straight into your basket.

    I'm sorry to state the bleeding obvious, but I know somebody who was hand-picking each item each time they ordered!

    My plan was actually to clear the list, and then add things as we run out. Then when we get to the minimum order amount, click the button. We'll probably still buy most of our stuff from other supermarkets, but mainly use Ocado for stuff we go to Waitrose for.
  • LuckyM2012LuckyM2012 Posts: 6,136
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    John259 wrote: »
    To me that thread seems to suggest that the OP is genuine and worries about things rather more than most people, so we should try to be supportive.

    This :)
  • AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    John259 wrote: »
    To me that thread seems to suggest that the OP is genuine and worries about things rather more than most people, so we should try to be supportive.

    Or perhaps I'm just in a good mood this morning :)
    I've read through this thread a few times (it's hilarious) but I think it's pretty clear that the OP is taking the piss.
  • FrankJaegerFrankJaeger Posts: 346
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    It was like the storyline of some porno.

    The driver demanded cash on delivery but she didn't have any so they had to come to some other arrangement.
  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    stoatie wrote: »
    It's almost exactly like the diary of Anne Frank, isn't it?

    It's bloody unreal. Only got as far as your post, and can't be bothered with the rest.

    I am literally shaking my head in disbelief that an apparently intelligent poster, can be so breathtakingly naive, not to mention being in a virtual panic attack situation about a bunch of groceries arriving :eek:

    Unless it's a deliberate wind up.
  • gomezzgomezz Posts: 44,611
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    Addisonian wrote: »
    Iit's pretty clear that the OP is taking the piss.
    They are either taking something they shouldn't or not taking something they should.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,376
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    *phew thanks. I take the goods from the deliverers and shut the door, thanks

    Hope you've requested them to be bagged !

    They just emptied everything onto our hall carpet from the trays !!
  • MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    blueblade wrote: »
    It's bloody unreal. Only got as far as your post, and can't be bothered with the rest.

    I am literally shaking my head in disbelief that an apparently intelligent poster, can be so breathtakingly naive, not to mention being in a virtual panic attack situation about a bunch of groceries arriving :eek:

    Unless it's a deliberate wind up.

    I've been doing online supermarket shopping for ten years, mainly Tesco and Sainsbury, plus a handful with Waitrose, and I STILL get a bit nervous when they are coming....You've got to be in, to hear their buzz, for 1-2hours.....and worry about things that might go wrong....like, what if they come and I didn't hear them, and they go away again; what happens then? Still I am a bit of a recluse, so it's not my daily routine to deal with people..

    Plus, as I said, when I first made an order with Tesco, I'm pretty sure that I worried about the payment side of things. I think it is because I/we are used to paying for things at the same time as we get those things, ie in a shop....so getting a load of groceries without paying feels unusual, at first.....deliveries from postmen(etc) aren't the same, as we are used to those.
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