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Old 23-08-2012, 20:50   #1
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What's up with this Table obsession?

What's up with these Table fans going nuts in every other thread just because we havent heard of the guy or because we dont love him like they do!!

He's a boring, uncharismatic no talent who appeals to the American tweenie contingent. He's no oil painting, in fact he's the worst looking guy in there.

His gimmick is to copy phrases from WWE wrestlers like 'Cos Stone Cold said so' and his talent is having a freaky looking six pack!!

The only person duller than him in that house is Prince Lorenzo but at least he has class and the looks.

I hope he goes this week because he brings nothing but dullness to the house.
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Old 23-08-2012, 20:51   #2
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Ditch The Sitch!!!!

On Yer Bike Mike!!!!
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Old 23-08-2012, 20:53   #3
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You bring nothing but dullness to this forum.
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Old 23-08-2012, 20:54   #4
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You bring nothing but dullness to this forum.
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Old 23-08-2012, 20:55   #5
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What's up with these Table fans going nuts in every other thread just because we havent heard of the guy or because we dont love him like they do!!

He's a boring, uncharismatic no talent who appeals to the American tweenie contingent. He's no oil painting, in fact he's the worst looking guy in there.

His gimmick is to copy phrases from WWE wrestlers like 'Cos Stone Cold said so' and his talent is having a freaky looking six pack!!

The only person duller than him in that house is Prince Lorenzo but at least he has class and the looks.

I hope he goes this week because he brings nothing but dullness to the house.
WOW! that's heavy, so what has the guy done to you for you to hate him like you do?
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Old 23-08-2012, 20:58   #6
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What a smug post
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:00   #7
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Well said OP.
He ruins my mellow vibe whenever he scuttles on to my TV screen

But can anyone tell me why Julian calls him 'The occasional table' ... I don't get it
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:03   #8
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How dare you criticise TOT!




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Old 23-08-2012, 21:05   #9
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Well said OP.
He ruins my mellow vibe whenever he scuttles on to my TV screen

But can anyone tell me why Julian calls him 'The occasional table' ... I don't get it
A table that is more for decoration purposes, hardly used - often forgotten.
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:07   #10
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A table that is more for decoration purposes, hardly used - often forgotten.
Oh,ok ... Thanks
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:09   #11
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A table that is more for decoration purposes, hardly used - often forgotten.
With a wooden top!
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:18   #12
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With a wooden top!
And mahogany veneer.
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:20   #13
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WOW! that's heavy, so what has the guy done to you for you to hate him like you do?
Why would I hate him? I dont even know who he is.

I've never seen Jersey Shore but I did watch a bit of the awful Geordie Shore spin-off.

I dont have any hatred towards him but then neither do I find myself warming to him either.
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And mahogany veneer.
And a wonky leg.
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:22   #15
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What's up with these Table fans going nuts in every other thread just because we havent heard of the guy or because we dont love him like they do!!

He's a boring, uncharismatic no talent who appeals to the American tweenie contingent. He's no oil painting, in fact he's the worst looking guy in there.

His gimmick is to copy phrases from WWE wrestlers like 'Cos Stone Cold said so' and his talent is having a freaky looking six pack!!

The only person duller than him in that house is Prince Lorenzo but at least he has class and the looks.

I hope he goes this week because he brings nothing but dullness to the house.
Beginning to wonder if that weird 6pack is an implant , same applies to the biceps in fat arms. He seems rather lazy and doesn't appear to exercse even as much as the faded rapper.
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:23   #16
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He's completely harmless. Can't you direct your anger at a more deserving housemate like the Dragon Lady?
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:24   #17
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But can anyone tell me why Julian calls him 'The occasional table' ... I don't get it
Handy for dragging out on social occasions to put your drinks on but that's about it.
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Old 23-08-2012, 21:53   #18
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Handy for dragging out on social occasions to put your drinks on but that's about it.
If someone covered him in felt at least housemates could play cards on him then he would have more of a purpose.
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Old 23-08-2012, 22:09   #20
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Can we call him Spanner? Seems more apt.
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Old 24-08-2012, 01:04   #21
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The Table must have been watching civilian BB before going in because he's going for a fauxmance with Danica ala Lushleigh
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Old 24-08-2012, 14:45   #22
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He's completely harmless. Can't you direct your anger at a more deserving housemate like the Dragon Lady?
Harmless or pointless?
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