Yeah my boss' cats catch mice, moles, rats and everything really.
It's not very nice because I'll be sitting out the back having a **** and the ginger pussy will stroll up to me with something in its mouth!
The ginger pussy is actually dead now. It got hit over by a car outside the pub, but she has got another one.
Eh? Are you sure it got hit by a car and died? Sure i saw her on TV yesterday giving evidence about mobile phones or summat. that was quick!! Another one gone.
Classy restraunt : Yeah my boss' cats catch mice, moles, rats and everything really. " mice, moles, rats and everything really. " :eek: You sure it isnt a tiger ???
I've got a jack russell who's an excellent mouser. He'll get the bugger. Only thing is, he has a drink problem, and I don't want him arguing with other customers when drunk. He already has a police caution......
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Eliminated from early investigations. Now on Police bail for the next 24 months, until Columbo can pin it on your cat. Ha
in the meantime I would advise your cat to change his/her voice mail PIN, otherwise it may get hacked for evidence
It's not very nice because I'll be sitting out the back having a **** and the ginger pussy will stroll up to me with something in its mouth!
The ginger pussy is actually dead now. It got hit over by a car outside the pub, but she has got another one.
Eh? Are you sure it got hit by a car and died? Sure i saw her on TV yesterday giving evidence about mobile phones or summat. that was quick!! Another one gone.
Classy restraunt : Yeah my boss' cats catch mice, moles, rats and everything really. " mice, moles, rats and everything really. " :eek: You sure it isnt a tiger ???
It wouldn't be so bad, but it was holding up the queue as it couldn't decide whether to "go large" or not.