The Brick is back
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-2548220/Samantha-Brick-Im-terrified-losing-looks.html
Talking complete sh*t as per usual.
The worlds most beautiful woman is so terrified of losing her stunning looks as she ages, she admits to having admiration for a friends mother who committed suicide rather than grow old.
Her husband, former member of The Village People Pascal, doesn't care as long as she continues to feed him with raw meat on a daily basis so he can continue with his career of being macho.
Are we all looking forward to seeing the results of Ms Bricks first botox and fillers session? And will men continue to fall at her feet as she ages?
Talking complete sh*t as per usual.
The worlds most beautiful woman is so terrified of losing her stunning looks as she ages, she admits to having admiration for a friends mother who committed suicide rather than grow old.
Her husband, former member of The Village People Pascal, doesn't care as long as she continues to feed him with raw meat on a daily basis so he can continue with his career of being macho.
Are we all looking forward to seeing the results of Ms Bricks first botox and fillers session? And will men continue to fall at her feet as she ages?
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£8,000 on beauty products in a year (if she meant a year) is absolutely ridiculous. Honestly, the lengths some women will go to to try and look beautiful.
she does it on purpose its her job
if you watched CBB she said as much and was inreality a boring quiet person
im surprised people havent realised it yet
like katie hopkins
;-)
IVF?? How old is she??
plain as day, but she's herself as some great beauty
Get a grip and GO AWAY
and take meathead hubbie with you
The shows working title is "Another Brick in the Wall" starring Samantha Brick (who else), Liz Jones, Katie Price, Katie Hopkins, Linda Nolan, Gobby Luisa Zissman and Coleen Nolan.
The women enter a Big Brother style house where beauty products of any type are banned. Viewers are invited to phone in and donate money for 'Bricks', the proceeds are then divided up to the worthiest charities. We watch the women contestants visually age before our very eyes as they bitch, whinge, cat fight and suffer appalling cuisine that their lack of culinary talent dictates. During the 6 months of the show, gradually each window and door is "Bricked up" until there is no space to put "Another Brick in the Wall". The game ends and these pointless bints are left to scrap it out for the remaining oxygen that they have all been systematically stealing.
I think she said she was 42.
I have to admit that I felt a little tug of understanding for this article. Im about to hit 40, and I worry a little about losing my looks. I don't spend anything really on beauty treatments and 9 times out of 10 I even forget to moisturise. I am no way near as beautiful as the Brick (sniggers) but if you are moderately OK looking you do have a semi easy ride through life.
http://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/484842/Dating-a-Frenchman-can-become-a-foreign-affair-to-remember
(Yes, I'm suitably ashamed of myself for reading/posting the above)
I hate to say it, although that is the fakest looking smile ever, she actually looks quite nice in that photo. Her insanely over-processed rat's tails hair even looks like it's seen a brush and some Elnett.
If a man started dictating to me what I should wear and how much I should drink he'd soon get a very passionate response.
Don't tell me that Ms Thick-Brick has already left the DM!! How much did she earn when working for that Dacre guy? Probably she must have been miffed to know that DM's "most redeemed resident columnist" who is Ms Liz Jones earns considerably more than her (fact: Ms Jones is prone to bragging on how much she earns in almost every column she writes as we all know!).
Quite so.
& if we are supposed to read that women regularly give Pascal their phone numbers, without guffawing with laughter, then words really do fail me.
She seems to forget that we have seen him.
He's like a retired member of the Village People who's got a loyalty card with Greggs.
FFS Brick, give all this trolling up and get some self respect. If you want to be a serious and credible journalist, nonsense like this is not the way to go.
Completely misread that as she'd left Pascal - was about to call for a national day of mourning
To be honest, having seen him, I'd just presume they had some hideous vermin problem they needed help eradicating*
*With apologies to all vermin eradicator type people out there who I'm sure in reality look nothing like the star of some weird 70s, survivalist, porn movie
Actually Liz Jones no longer seems to write for the DM and doesn't appear to be their "Fashion Editor" anymore. Her entire Dacre output seems to consist of the appalling Dreary and an incoherent rant in the MoS these days.....
She also seems to forget that we have seen her!
I despair for all us other females who will NEVER compare to this stunning shining beacon of perfection.
You are clearly JELLUS Gloria
Oooops, rumbled!
Hahah, this is brilliant