Masturbate

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 99
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Five times a day, actually... :D

    Oh well in that case, bring on the Royal Variety Performance! :D
  • juliancarswelljuliancarswell Posts: 8,896
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    Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.':D


    (Woody Allen)
  • Scotty2012Scotty2012 Posts: 1,065
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    Ænima wrote: »
    About twice a day when I'm single.

    About five times a day when I'm not :D

    Probably the most honest answer you will get. The rest of the responses here will be unfunny jokes and put-downs. Yep, people here are just that predictable...

    That is so true.
  • ModernPrimateModernPrimate Posts: 471
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    Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.':D


    (Woody Allen)

    What if you're just using yourself?
  • Baboo YaguBaboo Yagu Posts: 5,803
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    Does anyone else find it strange that perfectly decent threads are locked and/or deleted because they're deemed to 'not to be constructive' yet juvenile rubbish like this, and the seemingly never-ending coprophilic threads, are allowed to stay?
  • MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    what's wrong with a bit of light relief?

    you feel better afterwards, and you can get on with the day.
  • bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    What a tosser of a thread !!!:D:D;)
  • blue_cobaltblue_cobalt Posts: 6,602
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    Whenever Hollyoaks is on! ;):D
  • bridgetbbridgetb Posts: 835
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    ^^ wow easily pleased...

    These people that are wanking off 4 or 5 times a day. So.. do you do this at work or are you unemployed? Just sayin' ... :confused:
  • CRTHDCRTHD Posts: 7,602
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    Rain Cloud wrote: »
    Oh dear using the word anal in a thread about masturbating. Surely a line has been crossed!? :p

    Spose it depends how far you can stretch it?
  • zoepaulpennyzoepaulpenny Posts: 15,951
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    sp2011 wrote: »
    How often do you do it? :D:D

    well they say, you have to wank yourself at least 3 time per week, when your young. to avoid helpfully getting any prostrate trouble when you get older..
  • CRTHDCRTHD Posts: 7,602
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    well they say, you have to wank yourself at least 3 time per week, when your young. to avoid helpfully getting any prostrate trouble when you get older..

    Is that over & above any other emissions that may have occured?

    One thing that some of the girls and possibly some of the lads may not know is that (at least some of us) guys actually do need to express our fluids regularly to avoid discomfort in that region.

    Some nights I simply cannot sleep, until the pressure has been "relieved".
  • Bobby RalgexBobby Ralgex Posts: 789
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    I like to savagely thrash one out into a warm cup, then wipe myself dry on the back of the cat's head.
  • Neda_TurkNeda_Turk Posts: 8,447
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    sp2011 wrote: »
    How often do you do it? :D:D

    Daily.

    I'd like to do it more often, but at my age that's about all I can manage.

    Now back when I was 14, it would be easier to ask when wasn't I doing it?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,285
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    I think a regular session with Madam Palm and her five sisters can be quite stimulating!
  • Neda_TurkNeda_Turk Posts: 8,447
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    I think a regular session with Madam Palm and her five sisters can be quite stimulating!

    Well if it isn't, you are doing it wrong! :D

    Or have no imagination. ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 840
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    lovely thread!

    has anyone ever masturbated so many times that nothing came out?

    I havent, but I know a few people who have and i wonder how many it takes?!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    lovely thread!

    has anyone ever masturbated so many times that nothing came out?

    I havent, but I know a few people who have and i wonder how many it takes?!

    When it's just salt you produce your body is telling you that it is time to stop :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,246
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    According to twitter May is National Masturbation Month :D
  • crazychris12crazychris12 Posts: 26,254
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    I used to masturbate 2-4 times a day every day, now it's like once a night.

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    When you do it several times a day, even if you can manage it, or even just once a day, the pleasant sensation isn't as strong. Not much semen has built up for that "rush" in to the outside world. :o So if you want to enjoy it better guys, do it every 2-3 days. Remember Crazychris told you..:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,720
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    You can buy sperm ale - hand pulled :)
  • AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    Ænima wrote: »
    Five times a day, actually... :D
    Blimey. Your sheets must be like poppadoms!
  • HenryBaneHenryBane Posts: 4,427
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    lovely thread!

    has anyone ever masturbated so many times that nothing came out?

    I havent, but I know a few people who have and i wonder how many it takes?!


    It takes around 5/6 times before nothing comes out, as compensation the orgasms are stronger and last longer. Problem with trying to do a lot in one day is after a while you end up with painful friction burns, then you have to wait days for them to heal, so you're better sticking to a regular set of wanks per day.
  • TheEricPollardTheEricPollard Posts: 11,582
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    If I had a penis I'd be taking notes.
  • AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    If I had a penis I'd be taking notes.
    If I had a fanny I'd never leave the house.
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