Stop wasting police time you great pillock! Chinny is helping trading standards with some questions..........he never learns. ROLLEYES
*hauls bob onto the shoogly nail* >:(
Ta muchly! *om nom, slurrrp* They are sooo photogenic!!! FH has now become official CP speak for when they get adopted. We all cringe but it is on all our printed stuff now. This is how Americanisms creep insidiously in! My daughter in law is the Homing Officer and she says it about 10 times a day :o:o
THe pub did us an amazing deal so that £2 of the cost of each Sunday dins was donated back to the charity. And the dinners were not expensive at all!!! Drinkies were extra of course. Plus some of our wealthier members spent loads on raffle tickets and that is how we made so much :kitty:^_^:cool:
It's pathetic! And another one is the 'rainbow bridge'. Shut up! It's ridiculous & I refuse to use those expressions. >:(
Dear me, chins fiddling t'books or summat?? :eek: Morning all pubster folkies! Tis the last day of September and set to be a cracking one down here in the Sarf East I shall give the hedge its final [hopefully] cut before winter, although tis rather a shame to cut out all those pretty spider webs that are hung with dewdrops every morning *sighs poetically*
Dear me, chins fiddling t'books or summat?? :eek: Morning all pubster folkies! Tis the last day of September and set to be a cracking one down here in the Sarf East I shall give the hedge its final [hopefully] cut before winter, although tis rather a shame to cut out all those pretty spider webs that are hung with dewdrops every morning *sighs poetically*
I'm not at liberty to disclose what the lyin' fiddlin' wee toad has been up to!
Same here weatherwise, lovely & sunny, tho' a few showers are forecast throughout the day. Ho hum *clunk*
I'm not at liberty to disclose what the lyin' fiddlin' wee toad has been up to!
Same here weatherwise, lovely & sunny, tho' a few showers are forecast throughout the day. Ho hum *clunk*
*slurrrrp* Ta muchly. Well, a period in the clink will sort him out
We may have a few light showers too but set to be 21 degrees and sunny! I'd settle for that in July never mind on the cusp of Sept and Oct :cool:
I had a surprise visit from my landlady yesterday and was well pleased that the entire place was neat and tidy [which it generally is] - it appears that my fence that blew down in the gales last December might possibly be being fixed soon :D I showed her the wet rot in the bathroom and the woodworm in my closet as well. Maybe next year for those two then :kitty:
I have a special licence to allow smoking in here, it's the same one given in psychiatric hospitals.
That will be okay if I ever get sectioned, I never knew that I can puff away to my hearts content sat down with a brew and not getting wet through in the rain
I'll let Nigel Farage know about your smoking room, I'm sure he'd be well at home
That will be okay if I ever get sectioned, I never knew that I can puff away to my hearts content sat down with a brew and not getting wet through in the rain
I'll let Nigel Farage know about your smoking room, I'm sure he'd be well at home
That will be okay if I ever get sectioned, I never knew that I can puff away to my hearts content sat down with a brew and not getting wet through in the rain
I'll let Nigel Farage know about your smoking room, I'm sure he'd be well at home
I'd love to lock Farage in the pub alone with SR for an hour :D:D
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My main concern at the moment is UKIP...they want to bring smoking back in pubs
*meanders off into the outside smoking area with roof and heater*
*shouts* Chin....where are you????
*calls the 5-0, to put out an A.P.B for Chinchin
*hauls bob onto the shoogly nail* >:(
Morning Eddy *clunk*
Good deal on the pub lunches. ROLLEYES He's helping 'trading standards' with their enquiries.
Same here weatherwise, lovely & sunny, tho' a few showers are forecast throughout the day. Ho hum *clunk*
*slurrrrp* Ta muchly. Well, a period in the clink will sort him out
We may have a few light showers too but set to be 21 degrees and sunny! I'd settle for that in July never mind on the cusp of Sept and Oct :cool:
I had a surprise visit from my landlady yesterday and was well pleased that the entire place was neat and tidy [which it generally is] - it appears that my fence that blew down in the gales last December might possibly be being fixed soon
Coffee please, something decent, none of that nescafe junk
*slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
*Ahem* I had a little problem with the Trading Standards to *ahem* sort out.
Ooooerrrrrrrr ...... that's wot SR said. I thought she was making it up!! ;-):D
But what haven't you been watering it down WITH??
*runs to check plant pot for dampness*
That will be okay if I ever get sectioned, I never knew that
I'll let Nigel Farage know about your smoking room, I'm sure he'd be well at home
Evening Mrs T.
I'd love to lock Farage in the pub alone with SR for an hour
Cheers Chins, can I have a double please, I'm thirsty
And me too please