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    justatechjustatech Posts: 976
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    If she is anything like the older people that I know then she has been tucked up in bed with her hot water bottle since 9pm.
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    80sfan80sfan Posts: 18,522
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    justatech wrote: »
    If she is anything like the older people that I know then she has been tucked up in bed with her hot water bottle since 9pm.

    Clutching a gin bottle, singing herself to sleep
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    MargMckMargMck Posts: 24,115
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    80sfan wrote: »
    Clutching a gin bottle, singing herself to sleep

    Only if she's also got a bottle of Dubonnet, apparently she likes a stiff cocktail.:blush:
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    darkjedimasterdarkjedimaster Posts: 18,621
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    Watching the Walking Dead and taking note on how the zombies move, in the hope of pulling in more viewers in her ten minute appearance on Xmas Day.
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    StykerStyker Posts: 49,863
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    Saying why do I have to pretend these flaming Queen Speeches are mine when they're not but I have to pretend that they are and act as if still the time of Henry The 8th!
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    SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    At 10.15pm Her Majesty would still be busy with paperwork
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    UlsterguyUlsterguy Posts: 3,306
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    jojo01 wrote: »
    I think she's playing with her Dorgis (which I've just learned about on the 'Has the Queen got a passport' thread).
    Hoffmister wrote: »
    Practicing her best patronizing tone for the speech to us blebs at crimbo
    Bex_123 wrote: »
    :D I too learned of dorgis from that link

    Dorgis? Blebs? If you must post inane comments, please ensure they're spelt correctly.
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    Rich Tea.Rich Tea. Posts: 22,048
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    At this moment deep into the night maybe she is finally handing her job over to her son Charles. Passing away peacefully in her sleep - The Queen is dead, long live The King! But let's hope she's got a fair few years in her yet to come. She'll hopefully become the longest reigning monarch come next September 2015, beating Queen Victoria. Hope she makes it.

    I bet she gets up in the night for a "Royal wee" just like the rest of us. Maybe right now she's doing just that! :p
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    Bulletguy1Bulletguy1 Posts: 18,429
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    Rich Tea. wrote: »
    At this moment deep into the night maybe she is finally handing her job over to her son Charles. Passing away peacefully in her sleep - The Queen is dead, long live The King!
    Saints preserve us if that dithering fruit loop gets the job. Let him carry on talking to his plants and hugging his trees.

    William will make a much better King than his batty father.
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    Jar of beef paste and a corgi dog.
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    batgirlbatgirl Posts: 42,248
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    She's bringing in tourists.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,517
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    Shouting at Philip for spilling the milk, and cleaning it up, saying " Do I have to do everything round here , where are the servants"
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Sitting up in bed with The Sun and a cup of tea.
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    SuperDude95 wrote: »
    At this very moment in time we're spending our precious time on the Digital Spy forums but the question is what do you think her majesty the Queen doing at this very moment in time?

    She is re-enacting Jack The Ripper's exploits right now as it's dark.

    Allegedly.

    Seriously. Why do you even care.
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    Stewie_CStewie_C Posts: 1,739
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    Practicing her singing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_DH5quD1x8
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    staggering around her kitchen with a **** in her mouth, wondering what she is doing with her life.....time for the Tupperware Alpen...
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    :D I too learned of dorgis from that link
    Ulsterguy wrote: »
    Dorgis? Blebs? If you must post inane comments, please ensure they're spelt correctly.

    What have I spelt incorrectly and how is it an inane comment? I didn't know 'Dorgis' existed until I read this link which was shared on the thread asking if the Queen has a passport.

    From the link:
    Royal.gov.uk wrote: »
    What are the names of The Queen’s corgis?

    A. The Queen has two Corgis: Holly and Willow. Her Majesty also has two Dorgis (cross-breed of Dachshund and Corgi): Candy and Vulcan
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    SpaceCandySpaceCandy Posts: 1,038
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    Wondering why the box of Quality Street isnt large and tin and some sweets are GONE!!
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    I'd say she's just relaxing after having lunch. She might be watching daytime TV as well.
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    nessyfencernessyfencer Posts: 9,195
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    Ovalteenie wrote: »
    Sitting on her throne? :blush:

    Well it is World Toilet Day. Apparently.

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2026234
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,123
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    She's playing on her Xbox One right now. Probably Call of Duty online and arguing with some American 12 year old brat.
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    She's got her zoomba DVD on and is exercising in front of a huge TV.
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,713
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    She's got her feet up, having a cup of tea and a **** and watching the Bodnant Garden programme.

    The corgis are being a bit annoying.
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,989
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    Around that time of night she will be making sure that someone is making sure Charles' hitman can't get in.
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    Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,075
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    being a bit behind the times....

    shes wondering why that nice mr savile isnt sending her any orphen children, to rip off their heads and drink their blood....
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