The "I prefer a cup of tea to sex" might have worked for Boy George in the early 80s, but this can only backfire for Joe in 2010. "****** of the week", is all people will think.
A pap photo of him being seen kissing another man while leaving a nightclub would not do his chances any harm at all IMO. Suddenly he'd be an adult with a sex life, someone who knew of the love and hurt he was singing about, instead of this irreligious Cliff Richard understudy.
If he desperately wants to remain wholesome and virginal, then all he'll succeed in doing is to sell 30,000 copies of a Christmas album to Britain's grannies each year.
A pap photo of him being seen kissing another man while leaving a nightclub would not do his chances any harm at all IMO. Suddenly he'd be an adult with a sex life, someone who knew of the love and hurt he was singing about, instead of this irreligious Cliff Richard understudy.
If he desperately wants to remain wholesome and virginal, then all he'll succeed in doing is to sell 30,000 copies of a Christmas stocking-filler album to Britain's grannies each year.
More like 3,000.
Honestly, given he's spent the last year trying to be as boring as humanly possibly, I'm not sure if even a "Last night I got bummed and it were AMAZING!!!" revelation from him would actually make him interesting.
Honestly, given he's spent the last year trying to be as boring as humanly possibly, I'm not sure if even a "Last night I got bummed and it were AMAZING!!!" revelation from him would actually make him interesting.
Every little helps.
If it were down to me, I'd arrange for him and Leon (straight or not) to become an 'item'. That way I'd manage to resurrect two X Factor winner's careers.
If it were down to me, I'd arrange for him and Leon (straight or not) to become an 'item'. That way I'd manage to resurrect two X Factor winner's careers.
Controversy sells.
That's the answer - gay them all off.
Hook him up with Steve Brookstein. That would definitely get him attention.
Honestly, I think this whole asexual thing with Joe has been a disaster for him. He doesn't even really have the look to pull it off. At least a bit of a sex life might make him seem human.
Hook him up with Steve Brookstein. That would definitely get him attention.
Honestly, I think this whole asexual thing with Joe has been a disaster for him. He doesn't even really have the look to pull it off. At least a bit of a sex life might make him seem human.
He has been doing non stops interviews and promotion.
You'd never know it. I watch a lot of TV and haven't caught him on anything. Maybe I'm just not watching the right programmes, but he seems to have had barely any presence in the media at all since his win.
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I should imagine that he's busy with alot of self-loving. While looking at his perfect face in the mirror. Singing a perfect vocal.
His arse is signed exclusively to Simon Cowell.
He should give me a call. I'll only take a couple of minutes.
Is he gay?
Practising abstinence as the football being held in Qatar.:o
Oh dear god, what an image
1........Swatch currently on programme two at 40 degrees
2........Cowell feels dirty and used
Busy trying to go back to being 'unsure' about his sexuality to reclaim all those young female fans he lost overnight!
A pap photo of him being seen kissing another man while leaving a nightclub would not do his chances any harm at all IMO. Suddenly he'd be an adult with a sex life, someone who knew of the love and hurt he was singing about, instead of this irreligious Cliff Richard understudy.
If he desperately wants to remain wholesome and virginal, then all he'll succeed in doing is to sell 30,000 copies of a Christmas album to Britain's grannies each year.
Honestly, given he's spent the last year trying to be as boring as humanly possibly, I'm not sure if even a "Last night I got bummed and it were AMAZING!!!" revelation from him would actually make him interesting.
If it were down to me, I'd arrange for him and Leon (straight or not) to become an 'item'. That way I'd manage to resurrect two X Factor winner's careers.
Controversy sells.
That's the answer - gay them all off.
Honestly, I think this whole asexual thing with Joe has been a disaster for him. He doesn't even really have the look to pull it off. At least a bit of a sex life might make him seem human.
Which is maybe part of the problem for him, really.
ROFL
'If yer flagging, get shagging'. It's what Katie's grannie always says.
And they always said his biggest fans were the elderly.
That's a bizarre thing for him to say.
If this is somehow true (which I don't believe), then it won't be long before he does have time, because his pop career is almost at an end.
You'd never know it. I watch a lot of TV and haven't caught him on anything. Maybe I'm just not watching the right programmes, but he seems to have had barely any presence in the media at all since his win.