A question for straight men regarding pregnant women

floog · 06/02/15 - 08:53

To all the straight men and lesbians out there. I was just wondering, when you see a pregnant woman, and particularly an attractive one, do you feel jealous of the unborn baby? To put it another way, do you fantasise about being trapped inside a woman's vagina for nine months? I have always wondered this and was just wondering what people think.

bratwurzt · 06/02/15 - 08:54

I came in here to say how attractive I find pregnant women. I think I'm in the wrong place, this is a little too freaky for me, bye.

Ber · 06/02/15 - 08:55

Biology fail...

Seamus Sweeney · 06/02/15 - 09:01

do you fantasise about being trapped inside a woman's vagina for nine months?

Like you wouldn't believe.

Frankie_Little · 06/02/15 - 09:01

You do know the unborn baby isn't trapped inside the vagina, don't you?

Oh and gay women are quite capable of getting pregnant, by the way.

mourinhosmissus · 06/02/15 - 09:05

I'm not sure a foetus would last the course if it was 'trapped inside a woman's vagina'.

Seamus Sweeney · 06/02/15 - 09:06

do you fantasise about being trapped inside a woman's vagina for nine months?

..and not just me. Even as far back as Shakespeare when he wrote (drum roll)

Cumalot..

CarlLewis · 06/02/15 - 09:09

Weird thread.

Picto · 06/02/15 - 09:12

Come on! The OP only wants a womb with a view.

JurassicMark · 06/02/15 - 09:15

No, reminds me of the quote "Men.... we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in", but what the OP suggests is going a bit too far.

Aarghawasp! · 06/02/15 - 09:29

Having had a baby trapped in my vagina for a brief time, you'd have found me with ma feet hangin oot a gas oven if it was stuck there for 9 months.

netcurtains · 06/02/15 - 09:31

Ber wrote: »

Biology fail...

Can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have a baby lodged up your vagina for 9 months

muggins14 · 06/02/15 - 09:35

That's one weird vagina is all I can say.

I could link this thread to the sex education one, I think the OP is certain proof - if it were needed - that sex education is definitely not as good as it should be in this country

muggins14 · 06/02/15 - 09:36

netcurtains wrote: »

Can you imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have a baby lodged up your vagina for 9 months

Sounds painful, we'd be walking like John Wayne for 9 months

wampa1 · 06/02/15 - 09:43

As an aside, whenever someone I see someone pregnant and everyone is like "ooh" and "aah" all I'm thinking is "been f*cking, have we?"

TheTruth1983 · 06/02/15 - 09:45

floog wrote: »

To all the straight men and lesbians out there. I was just wondering, when you see a pregnant woman, and particularly an attractive one, do you feel jealous of the unborn baby? To put it another way, do you fantasise about being trapped inside a woman's vagina for nine months? I have always wondered this and was just wondering what people think.

You must not be very good in bed. Do you always confuse the uterus with the vagina?

Seamus Sweeney · 06/02/15 - 09:45

Something a bit fishy about this.

A bun in a collapsed oven ?

I'd take tips from 'Funny Haddock' OP (R.I.B)

CarlLewis · 06/02/15 - 09:46

wampa1 wrote: »

As an aside, whenever someone I see someone pregnant and everyone is like "ooh" and "aah" all I'm thinking is "been f*cking, have we?"

There's already a thread about that.

scottie2121 · 06/02/15 - 10:35

CarlLewis wrote: »

Weird thread.

About as weird as yours.

Hmmmmm

Pumping Iron · 06/02/15 - 10:48

Sometimes I crawl back inside of my mum if I want a bit of 'me time'.

.Lauren. · 06/02/15 - 10:51

I don't even....what?

What is it with all the pregnancy/sex threads on here today?

JimothyD · 06/02/15 - 10:52

Probably the strangest thread I've ever read on DS. That's saying something! Not surprisingly, it's Friday.

When I saw where the OP was going, I was expecting him to ask whether I was jealous of the baby because he gets to suck on the attractive womans norks for the next year, but then he threw in a curve ball which sent the tone of an already base thread down a few more notches.

TheTruth1983 · 06/02/15 - 10:52

.Lauren. wrote: »

I don't even....what?

What is it with all the pregnancy/sex threads on here today?

It's Friday?

stoatie · 06/02/15 - 10:53

what is this i dont even

rumpleteazer · 06/02/15 - 10:55

I believe this thread is why this smiley was created

Charnham · 06/02/15 - 11:00

floog wrote: »

To all the straight men and lesbians out there. I was just wondering, when you see a pregnant woman, and particularly an attractive one, do you feel jealous of the unborn baby? To put it another way, do you fantasise about being trapped inside a woman's vagina for nine months? I have always wondered this and was just wondering what people think.

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