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Track your poop!

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Yes, you really can!

http://www.flushtracker.com/
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    epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    There is no way in hell I'm clicking on that! :eek:
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    cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    It's not in my area apparently.

    It was however kind enough to offer me the opportunity of tracking someone else's shit, which, as attractive a proposition as it might be, I have decided to decline.
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    boxxboxx Posts: 5,335
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    OMG the queen's had a shit! It's heading west north west. My god this is exciting! Where's the breaking news banner when you need it?!:D
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    ElanorElanor Posts: 13,326
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    Wow, I think that's actually quite interesting.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 276
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    boxx wrote: »
    OMG the queen's had a shit! It's heading west north west. My god this is exciting! Where's the breaking news banner when you need it?!:D

    Careful what you wish for, don't you remember Cliff Parisi?
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    Digital SidDigital Sid Posts: 39,870
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    Not loading for me.
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    epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    Not loading for me.


    hehe... punny. :D
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    boxxboxx Posts: 5,335
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    OTD wrote: »
    Careful what you wish for, don't you remember Cliff Parisi?

    Who?:confused:

    (Royal excrement now travelling NNW parallel to A4202(!))
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    Digital SidDigital Sid Posts: 39,870
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    Now up but it's been disabled (the form points to nowhere)
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    Digital SidDigital Sid Posts: 39,870
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    epicurian wrote: »
    hehe... punny. :D

    Someone's load is not they're poo.
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    zoundszounds Posts: 10,730
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    I just put in DS's postcode - must be a hell of a lot of shit being tracked right now! :D
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    Charcole911Charcole911 Posts: 6,353
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    servers crashed. What a lot of jobbies
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    Digital SidDigital Sid Posts: 39,870
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    Now giving me the mph, but not showing me it on the map, or is it not meant to?
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    Charcole911Charcole911 Posts: 6,353
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    Apparently theres a world toilet day on Nov 19th. Is it a pubic holiday?
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    Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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    suzzle wrote: »
    Yes, you really can!

    http://www.flushtracker.com/
    Sounds like something Gillian McKeith would do
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,242
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    Not loading for me.

    It took a minute or two for me. Found out my poo goes whizzing right through the centre of the next village. I don't know why but that quite pleased me! :eek:
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    Pliny the ElderPliny the Elder Posts: 2,665
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    It looks like it's just a domestos advertising site. It was way too slow for me, so I gave up on it.
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    suzzle wrote: »
    Yes, you really can!

    http://www.flushtracker.com/

    Sounds like a load of crap to me :eek:
    boxx wrote: »
    OMG the queen's had a shit! It's heading west north west. My god this is exciting! Where's the breaking news banner when you need it?!:D

    The Queen doesn't shit or fart, ever.
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    Pliny the ElderPliny the Elder Posts: 2,665
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    I tried it again and it finally worked. It turns out that there must be a sewage treatment works about half a mile or so from where I live (that I didn't know about!). It ends up there..
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    What a clever way to harvest email addresses for marketing purposes...
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    rockerchickrockerchick Posts: 9,255
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    It goes under the cemetary! :eek: that can't be right
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    _ben_ben Posts: 5,758
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    Track your turd by email? Sounds like a scam for the evil Unilever corporation to harvest our addresses.
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    paulbrockpaulbrock Posts: 16,632
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    "share my map" :eek:
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    paulbrockpaulbrock Posts: 16,632
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    It goes under the cemetary! :eek: that can't be right

    it looks like at least the first part is a direct line from the postcode to the first pipe it recognises; it doesn't have every street's plumbing!
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    LisaB599LisaB599 Posts: 2,588
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    Now giving me the mph, but not showing me it on the map, or is it not meant to?

    ahhaha im now imagining speeding poo getting a ticket on the m25
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