Going on record as saying I am offended by the amount of people in today's society who seem to be professionally offended. :rolleyes:
When something that actually is offensive and deserves outrage the effect is lessened by all the people constantly whining and crying wolf over silly things...
...as soon as we are out of the confines of the Magical Palace."
"Well, I'll try to hide so these peoples don't run away," said Dai smiling.
"Remember when we first met you in the Mountain of Moli Dai?" asked Boo.
"Oh yes, the spaceship!"
"Well we caught sight of you, we wanted to run in the opposite direction too," said Boo.
"Ohhhh," Dai's expression was glum, he looked a sad dragon.
"But that's before we got to know you!" said Boo frantically trying to rescue the situation, "because we didn't give you a chance - we thought you were a dangerous fire breathing dragon."
"Well I am dragon, and I do breathe fire, and fly, and have spikes down my spine," he looked at Boo.
Boo continued, "but then when we got to know you, you were like a member of the family, the most friendly dragon that ever lived!"
"Oh yooo are too kind Boooo," Dai grinned like a...(...to be continued)
:D
[highlight]THE MOLE by WILL DEARBORN[/highlight]
...Cheshire Cat from ear to ear."
"You're very welcome Dai old friend," Boo replied with a broad smile.
"So do we know anything about these people we are going to meet in the next village," said Boo.
"I think 'people' is stretching it slightly, they come from all round but they are mostly aggressive gnomes and elves, Bodoing was brought up in the village," said Ginny.
"So why isn't he returning home with us?" asked Boo.
"Bad memories, Bodoing is scared of that village," said Ginny.
"I thought nothing scared Bodoing," said Boo.
"Well he can fly with me and I will protect him - if he wants to go," said Dai the Dragon.
"I will ask him if he will go, but I think he'd rather hold the fort," said Ginny wobbling on her long giraffe legs as she talked.
As the sun dawned on a new day Boo realised they would soon be setting of on a new adventure...(...to be continued)
"You're very welcome Dai old friend," Boo replied with a broad smile.
"So do we know anything about these people we are going to meet in the next village," said Boo.
"I think 'people' is stretching it slightly, they come from all round but they are mostly aggressive gnomes and elves, Bodoing was brought up in the village," said Ginny.
"So why isn't he returning home with us?" asked Boo.
"Bad memories, Bodoing is scared of that village," said Ginny.
"I thought nothing scared Bodoing," said Boo.
"Well he can fly with me and I will protect him - if he wants to go," said Dai the Dragon.
"I will ask him if he will go, but I think he'd rather hold the fort," said Ginny wobbling on her long giraffe legs as she talked.
As the sun dawned on a new day Boo realised they would soon be setting forward on a new adventure...(...to be continued)
:D
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...and he was looking forward to flying again.
Arthur and Barnaby walked out of the stables and were walking round to the apple tree when they met Bodoing and Zany heading the same way.
Hermy popped up from the lake as he passed by, "ello Artzur and Barnubby."
"Hi Hermy," he chuckled at the big hippo.
Withers was walking down to join them as he emerged from his Magical Shed, he had been up all night tinkering away with his spellbooks and potions.
Ginny could see from her lofty position slightly round behind the Palace the others joining up.
"Come on everyone the others are all down by the lawn - it's time to go...(...to be continued)
To think how much I used to like HIGNFY and it's cutting edge satire and how it held people to account, particularly now in the current climate it's kind of sad.
To think how much I used to like HIGNFY and it's cutting edge satire and how it held people to account, particularly now in the current climate it's kind of sad.
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Luv ya,
xxxxx
everybody has the right to be offended by me!
Eveeennnk!!
I don't believe it.
[highlight]THE MOLE by WILL DEARBORN[/highlight]
...Cheshire Cat from ear to ear."
"You're very welcome Dai old friend," Boo replied with a broad smile.
"So do we know anything about these people we are going to meet in the next village," said Boo.
"I think 'people' is stretching it slightly, they come from all round but they are mostly aggressive gnomes and elves, Bodoing was brought up in the village," said Ginny.
"So why isn't he returning home with us?" asked Boo.
"Bad memories, Bodoing is scared of that village," said Ginny.
"I thought nothing scared Bodoing," said Boo.
"Well he can fly with me and I will protect him - if he wants to go," said Dai the Dragon.
"I will ask him if he will go, but I think he'd rather hold the fort," said Ginny wobbling on her long giraffe legs as she talked.
As the sun dawned on a new day Boo realised they would soon be setting of on a new adventure...(...to be continued)
I don't understand how someone can post...and yet have 0 posts...
Chatter doesn't seem to effect the post count Snaily
16 off number 4000 - what a legend!
He cost the bookies a million £ today.
Sad face
Mr Burton, what an inspirational teacher, he must be so proud tonight - 'The Musharaf Whisperer'. :cool:
I cried
I never thought I would say this........... But I wish I was at Carlisle today :rolleyes:
Anyway...............
Am off to bed, but may have to get up if it does not let me sleep.
Night night
luv ya
xxx
Twas mind boggling a teacher would go to such lengths in this day and age.
I think they were both startled it worked - life changing stuff.
I never cried :rolleyes:
Night Night,
luv ya,
xxx
Feeling greaaaaaaaaaaat!
[highlight]THE MOLE by WILL DEARBORN[/highlight]
...and he was looking forward to flying again.
Arthur and Barnaby walked out of the stables and were walking round to the apple tree when they met Bodoing and Zany heading the same way.
Hermy popped up from the lake as he passed by, "ello Artzur and Barnubby."
"Hi Hermy," he chuckled at the big hippo.
Withers was walking down to join them as he emerged from his Magical Shed, he had been up all night tinkering away with his spellbooks and potions.
Ginny could see from her lofty position slightly round behind the Palace the others joining up.
"Come on everyone the others are all down by the lawn - it's time to go...(...to be continued)
...and not even very funny...
Well I never knew that...:D
S'not fair Snaily! :mad:
Whats happened??