Which current celebrity could be described as "A tired old trollop"?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,449
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    Ulrika-ka-ka!
  • harjamharjam Posts: 333
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    Denise Welch was the first who 'pinged' into my head. Her and all the other vile Loose Women.
  • minxymoominxymoo Posts: 25,945
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    Mrs Beckham
    Jordan Price or whatever she wants to be called now
    The Loose Flaps hags
    Arlene Phillips

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    PMSL!!!!
  • qwertyqueenqwertyqueen Posts: 3,503
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    It can be used to describe a woman who is promiscuous/adulterous and is commonly linked to prostitutes or it also means a slovenly unkempt woman.

    In which case most of the women mentioned would not qualify surely?

    In other words it's just a typical "list all of the women you don't like" thread. I'll go with Alesha Dixon; her singing voice isn't that good and her laugh is very annoying. "You was well wicked" :sleep: Tess Daly has to be mentioned too - a truly terrible presenter with the personality of a cabbage.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 625
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    tangsman wrote: »
    Kylie

    Beat me to it. :D
  • 80sQueen80sQueen Posts: 792
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    Madonna

    Michelle Collins

    Martine McPointless

    Helen Mirren - sorry - I don't feel the love
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,544
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    sharon osbourne
    katie price
    ulrika
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,345
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    Sharon Osbourne definitely. Sad, sad woman! :sleep:
  • mb@2daymb@2day Posts: 10,787
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    Blondie X wrote: »
    How can a dead person still be a tired old trollop?

    Definitely not ! Maybe in the expired old trollop category. :o


    Joanna Lumley did a softcore fillum so why not ? :p


    Madge is my no 1# old boot , wonder if the 'kids' have seen her photo album book yet ? ;)
  • PhoenixblissPhoenixbliss Posts: 9,478
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    Does Jessie Wallace count as being a tired old trollop?
  • tartan18tartan18 Posts: 2,249
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    Jennie Bond
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,607
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    Button62 wrote: »
    Am I missing something ?

    I thought "trollop" meant that a woman had dodgy morals ?

    How on earth does either Joanna Lumley or Wendy Richard qualify ? A bit harsh in my opinion, sorry :(

    Agree completely! I have seen The Queen mentioned too! With the Internet at their fingertips and many dictionary based websites, you'd think people would actually use them.
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    Shedhedd wrote: »
    cos she made that tacky bingo ad....for constanly trying to upstage each other...she has a "wide mouthed frog" look to her mouth and simpers too much....for being Fiona Phillips, and being on the telly too much when she should have been binned eons ago.

    Yes perfect examples of why they are "trollops" there! *sigh*
  • The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    The ghastly Denise Welch. A woman who seemingly can't keep her knickers on and seems to spend her evenings face down in a trough of wine, flashing her arse to the world and trying it on with blokes young enough to be her Grandsons. *shudders*.
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    The ghastly Denise Welch. A woman who seemingly can't keep her knickers on and seems to spend her evenings face down in a trough of wine, flashing her arse to the world and trying it on with blokes young enough to be her Grandsons. *shudders*.

    That's more like it! :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,111
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    Shedhedd wrote: »
    Is Wendy Richards dead? I never knew that :eek:

    Babs Windsor, but only cos she made that tacky bingo ad.
    Denise Welch, for bragging about her affairs and hurting her family.
    Ruth Langsford, partner of Eamonn Holmes. Him as well for constanly trying to upstage each other.
    Sian Lloyd, her face is not real, she has a "wide mouthed frog" look to her mouth and simpers too much.
    Fiona Phillips, for being Fiona Phillips, and being on the telly too much when she should have been binned eons ago.

    Babs Windsor would definitely go on the list for that crime, but she's still some kind of British heritage...or maybe is old enough to be considered one? Still I like Babs for all that.

    For the rest....the list is utterly endless believe me. I would start writing them down, but I'm off to the gym in a minute.
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    Pamela Anderson
  • Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 79,880
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    I would have chosen Sinitta, but she is only 35
  • bandersist2008bandersist2008 Posts: 894
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    I'm gonna get shot down here ... but I think felicity kendall might be a candidate after seeing her last night.... what happened to her face...???? :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,111
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    Not necessarily shot down...but FK is quite old and I seem to remember reading somewhere that she didn't believe in surgery or botox. So that's probably why her face is looking quite old.

    I'm just not sure that she qualifies for the 'trollop' description, she's always been a bit more classy than Babs Windsor.
  • Beautiful_HarvBeautiful_Harv Posts: 9,144
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    Jezebeth wrote: »
    Not necessarily shot down...but FK is quite old and I seem to remember reading somewhere that she didn't believe in surgery or botox. So that's probably why her face is looking quite old.

    I'm just not sure that she qualifies for the 'trollop' description, she's always been a bit more classy than Babs Windsor.

    didnt you ever see the infamous sky advert that she did.
    shes deffo had surgery or botox.
  • spotyspoty Posts: 11,195
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    I would have chosen Sinitta, but she is only 35

    No I think she was born in 1935.:eek:
  • crystal_methcrystal_meth Posts: 8,379
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    Not sure where Julie Goodyear is nowadays or what she's doing but for sure whereever she is and whatever she's doing, she'l be a TOT!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 890
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    Can we include males?

    Mine is Bruce Forsyth.
  • crystal_methcrystal_meth Posts: 8,379
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    If we're including males, I'd like to nominate Jerky Vyle, Philip Schofield, and George Michael.

    Also Judy Finnigan, Fern Britten, and Wino Amyhouse
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